· Dates to Remember:
· Friday – Water Conservation Meeting @
· Saturday, May 14 – “Some of us will be going to a Delmarva Shorebirds vs. Greensboro Grasshoppers game to sell raffle tickets for our Scholarship on May 14, 2011. The Shorebirds have won 10 straight and are hotter than a firecracker, speaking of which there are fireworks that night and you know how spectacular they are. No bus but we certainly can carpool. We will coordinate at RR# 44 meeting on Thursday May 12. Hope to see you.” Kelly
· Thursday, June 2 – Convention Weekend begins! This is the Council’s largest fundraiser so be sure to sign up for what is always a great event. From Jo Ann: “Members may still register but will not receive the souvenir package. Please mail to me at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD, 21842. If you have any questions, please call me at 410-250-5124 or 410-251-4360 any time. I will have more information of the special events--karaoke, miniature golf, scavenger hunt, bingo, etc.--at the next meeting, along with signup sheets. The Council usually requests help with staffing the food tent and other incidental events. Hopefully, I'll have more on that month as well.
This is a great time to meet other Roost members, as well as spending time with our own Roost members. There's always plenty of beer and food available. The price of $55 is very reasonable when you consider all the benefits.
You must be registered for the convention to participate in the events. Each person attending must have proper credentials, so spouses must be registered as well. There can't be any "sharing" this year. This includes admittance to our hospitality room. This is the Council's rule--not Ravens Roost 44.
Thanks. Jo Ann Elder”
Registration forms and schedule can be found here.
· Friday, June 3 – Ravens Roost #44 14th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament. Once again @ the Ocean Pines Country Club. The registration fee is only $85 this year so sign up early. Registration forms and Tee Sign Sponsorship forms are available here.
· Saturday, June 4 – Let's not forget the Convention Parade! We need to get a head count on how many women (yes, we'll ALL be women) will be able to march. I have had a few sign up already but would like to hear from all of you. Please give me your name, phone number and T-shirt size. E-mail me at memmray@peoplepc.com or call at 302-539-4623 (this is my REAL number). Thanks, Marie and parade committee.
· Saturday, June 11 – Bus trip to Camden Yards to see the Orioles take on Tampa Bay. Details soon.
· July 10, – Ravens Roost #44 Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Park. Always a great time. Details soon!
· Saturday, 12/17 – The Annual Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party, once again @ the Cove Restaurant at Bayside. Details to follow.
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· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.
· The 2011 draft is over. A brief rundown of the Ravens’ picks here.
· Thursday thru Sunday – Springfest. Celebrate the arrival of spring & summer in Ocean City! This festival is four fun-filled days of continuous entertainment, clever arts & crafts & food vendors galore. Over 184 crafters in two huge big-top tents, along with gourmet vendors, commercial vendors & food vendors offering everything from the exotic to traditional Eastern Shore fare. Entertainment is free with the exception of nighttime headline acts on Thursday, Friday & Saturday evenings at 8 p.m.
Free parking is available at the West Ocean City Park & Ride. Park free & ride shuttle bus to Springfest for $1. Ride the Boardwalk Tram to the Inlet for $3 each way. Express trolley shuttles will depart from the south lot of the Roland E. Powell Convention Center at 40th Street, ride all day for $2. Prices subject to change.
Admission to the festival is free; so bring the entire family to enjoy this wonderful spring event. Festival runs Thurs.-Sat., 10 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Sunday, 10 a.m.- 6 p.m. Tickets for headline entertainment on sale at the Roland E. Powell Convention Center Box Office, Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. or by calling TicketMaster at 800-551-SEAT, in Baltimore/Washington, call 410-481-SEAT. www.ticketmaster.com. For general information about the festival, call 800-626-2326.
Entertainment Schedule:
All Entertainment will be subject to change without notice.
Outdoor Stage:
All Entertainment will be subject to change without notice.
Outdoor Stage:
Thursday - 10:00 Opening Ceremony, 11:30 JP McDermott & Western Bop, 1:30 Frankie & the Pack, 5:30 Rick K and the Allnighters; 8:00 1st Annual Local Band Jam
Friday - 11:00 The Janitors, 1:00 Jay Henley & The Stone Broke Band, 3:00 Rick K and the Allnighters, 5:00 Front Page News, 6:30 J R Booker
Saturday - 11:00 J R Booker, 1:00 Bottle of Blues, 3:00 DejaGroove, 5:00 Mary Lou & The Untouchables, 6:30 Sir Rod
Sunday - 10:00 Captain Quint, 12:30 Ever-G and the Crew, 2:30 21 Horses Band, 4:30 James Gallagher & Off the Boat
Indoor Stage:
Indoor Stage:
Thursday - 10:30 Rick K and the Allnighters, 12:30 Recreation Line Dancers, 2:30 Laurazine, 4:30 JP McDermott & Western Bop, 6:30 Jesse Garron's Tribute to Elvis
Friday - 10:00 Rick K and the Allnighters, 12:00 Sir Rod, 2:00 The Janitors, 4:00 Jay Henley & The Stone Broke Band, 8:00 "Country Legend" George Jones (Admission)
Saturday - 10:00 Rick K and the Allnighters, 12:00 DejaGroove, 2:00 Capatin Quint, 4:00 Randy Lee Ashcraft & The Saltwater Cowboys, 8:00 Richard Marx with Orchestra (Admission)
Sunday - 11:30 Country Grass, 1:30 The Delmarva Big Band, 3:30 - 4:30 Free DISNEY CONCERT – Radio Disney AM 640, part of the #1 radio outlet for kids, tweens and families, joins in on the fun at Springfest hosting on-stage performances by “Shake It Up” star Roshon Fegan and Radio Disney’s “N.B.T.” (Next Big Thing) season three winner Kicking Daisies. Fans will also have a chance to take pictures and talk with Kicking Daisies during a hosted meet and greet session following their performance. Performances will take place 3:30p.m. to 4:30 p.m. under the tent on the Springfest grounds at the inlet parking lot.
· Saturday – Berlin Blues & Jazz Bash. Berlin is sponsoring its 4th Annual Jazz and Blues Bash on May 7th, 2011 from 12-8pm. The event is open to the public and provides a designated kids craft area. A celebration of music and art on Main Street in Berlin, Maryland. The event features two outdoor stages of live jazz and blues plus select art and food vendors to heighten the festival atmosphere. For more information, contact Olive Mawyer at 410-641-4775 or visit www.berlinchamber.org.
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Funny Poop
· PERSONAL ADS TRANSLATED
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish (49)
Adventurer (Slept with of your friends)
Athletic (No breasts)
Average looking (Has a face like a basset hound)
Beautiful (Pathological liar)
Contagious Smile (Does a lot of Ecstasy)
Educated (Had sex with her Political Science professor)
Emotionally Secure (Medicated)
Feminist (Fat ball buster)
Free spirit (Junkie)
Friendship first (Trying to live down reputation as a slut)
Fun (Annoying)
Gentle (Comatose)
Good Listener (Borderline Autistic)
New-Age (All body hair, all the time)
Old-fashioned (Lights out, missionary position only, no oral sex)
Open-minded (Desperate)
Outgoing (Loud and Embarrassing)
Passionate (Sloppy drunk)
Poet (Depressive Schizophrenic)
Professional (Certified Bitch)
Redhead (Bad dye-job)
Reubenesque (Grossly Fat)
Romantic (Looks better by candle)
Social (Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray)
Voluptuous (Very Fat)
Weight proportion w/ height (Hugely fat -- as tall as you are wide)
Wants Soul mate (Stalker)
Widow (Drove first husband to shoot himself)
Young at heart (Old bat)
MEN'S ADS
40-ish (52 and looking for 25-yr-old)
Athletic (Watches a lot of NASCAR)
Average looking (Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back)
Educated (Will patronize you to death)
Free Spirit (Having sex with your sister)
Friendship first (As long as friendship involves sex)
Fun (Good with a TV remote and a six pack)
Good looking (Arrogant)
Very good looking (Dumb as a box of rocks)
Honest (Pathological Liar)
Huggable (Overweight, more body hair than a bear)
Likes to cuddle (Insecure mama's boy)
Mature (Older than your father)
Open-minded (Wants to sleep with your roommate, but she's not interested)
Physically fit (Does a lot of 12-ounce curls)
Poet (Once wrote ex-girlfriend's name on a bathroom stall)
Sensitive (Cries at chick flicks)
Very sensitive (Gay)
Spiritual (Had sex in a cemetery once)
Stable (Arrested for stalking, but not convicted)
Thoughtful (Says "excuse me" when he farts)
40-ish (49)
Adventurer (Slept with of your friends)
Athletic (No breasts)
Average looking (Has a face like a basset hound)
Beautiful (Pathological liar)
Contagious Smile (Does a lot of Ecstasy)
Educated (Had sex with her Political Science professor)
Emotionally Secure (Medicated)
Feminist (Fat ball buster)
Free spirit (Junkie)
Friendship first (Trying to live down reputation as a slut)
Fun (Annoying)
Gentle (Comatose)
Good Listener (Borderline Autistic)
New-Age (All body hair, all the time)
Old-fashioned (Lights out, missionary position only, no oral sex)
Open-minded (Desperate)
Outgoing (Loud and Embarrassing)
Passionate (Sloppy drunk)
Poet (Depressive Schizophrenic)
Professional (Certified Bitch)
Redhead (Bad dye-job)
Reubenesque (Grossly Fat)
Romantic (Looks better by candle)
Social (Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray)
Voluptuous (Very Fat)
Weight proportion w/ height (Hugely fat -- as tall as you are wide)
Wants Soul mate (Stalker)
Widow (Drove first husband to shoot himself)
Young at heart (Old bat)
MEN'S ADS
40-ish (52 and looking for 25-yr-old)
Athletic (Watches a lot of NASCAR)
Average looking (Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back)
Educated (Will patronize you to death)
Free Spirit (Having sex with your sister)
Friendship first (As long as friendship involves sex)
Fun (Good with a TV remote and a six pack)
Good looking (Arrogant)
Very good looking (Dumb as a box of rocks)
Honest (Pathological Liar)
Huggable (Overweight, more body hair than a bear)
Likes to cuddle (Insecure mama's boy)
Mature (Older than your father)
Open-minded (Wants to sleep with your roommate, but she's not interested)
Physically fit (Does a lot of 12-ounce curls)
Poet (Once wrote ex-girlfriend's name on a bathroom stall)
Sensitive (Cries at chick flicks)
Very sensitive (Gay)
Spiritual (Had sex in a cemetery once)
Stable (Arrested for stalking, but not convicted)
Thoughtful (Says "excuse me" when he farts)
Etcetera
· Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
· Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
· Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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