Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Weekly Poop 11/25/15

Roost #44 Poop 
  • Dates to Remember: 
  • Entertainment Update: 
  • Christmas Party December 12 at the Cove Restaurant at Bayside.  Doors open at 6:45. 
  • This years AGH Penguin Swim is scheduled for Friday Jan 1st 2016.  It will again take place at the Princess Royal Hotel.  There is one small changes to the format this year.  When you register for the event, there is an initial donation of $25 required.  That goes toward whatever your total fundraising amount is and automatically qualifies you for a prize (T-shirt) at that level.  There will also be a carnival atmosphere with more games and activities to participate in while waiting to "get wet for a good cause".   
To join the OC Ravens Roost #44 Penguin Swim Team simple go to "" scroll down to "Become a Penguin" and click on "join a team".  Under Penguin Search click on "Team Name" and enter "OC Ravens Roost" then click "search".  Click on the team name again and then click on "Join Team".  Enter the required information and you will be registered!  If you have any problems, let me know. 
We are planning a "Chinese Auction" for the Roost Christmas Party.  We need donations for the auction and are looking for anything that Roost members may like such as: gift certificates from local business's/Restaurants; bottles of wine, beer, liquor; artwork; memorabilia; homemade items; crafts; etc.  Please let me know what items you are able to get or donate for the auction so I can make a running list. 
For your personal fundraising, talk with family, friends, business associates, in-laws and out-laws, and POST ON FACEBOOK.   
Please let me know when you have registered. 
  • Ticket Exchange: 
  • Tony and Donna have tix for Steelers game Tix, bus seats, $300 for 2.  Call Donna if interested. 
  • We are selling our tickets for the Ravens vs Chiefs game on 12/20 @ 1pm.  Tickets are in the lower level about the 8 yard line on the visitors side.  Price for 2 tickets AND round trip bus from OC is $300.  Gary 443-618-9972. 
  • Two Ravens tickets for sale for each game: Seahawks and Chiefs. Section 103, Row 35, Seats 20-21. Cost is $240 for each pair. Lower deck. Good seats.  Thanks, Herb Roe.  410-208-0422 

Ravens Poop 
  • The Ravens travel to Cleveland to play the Browns on Monday Night Football, 8:30 pm. 
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 
Enjoy this award-winning holiday paradise created for the whole family! More than one million holiday lights sparkle throughout your favorite beach resort.  Tour the avenues of Ocean City to see seasonal decor then it’s on to Northside Park on 125th Street to see hundreds of animated lighted displays. 
Relax in the heated tent, enjoy entertainment on selected nights & sip hot chocolate at the Winterfest Village. Browse Yukon Cornelius' gift shop for a special gift and have a photo taken with Santa. 
Board the Winterfest Express to tour the lights, including the themed exhibits of your favorite fairy tales. 
Admission is $5 per person. Children, 11 years and under are free. 
Sunday through Thursday, 5:30pm - 9:30pm. 
Friday and Saturday 5:30pm - 10:30pm. 
For more information call 410-250-0125. 
  • Friday - Town of Berlin Christmas Tree Lighting - The Start of the Holiday Season in America's Coolest Small Town, Town of Berlin.  Join the Mayor and his special guests as we kick off the Holiday Season with a tree lighting, music and caroling in front of the Atlantic Hotel.  Featured artists, food and beverage will be in each store. 
  • Friday thru Sunday - Holiday Shopper’s Fair - A Holiday Shopping Extravaganza, Roland E. Powell Convention Center.  After spending the day with your family, friends and loved ones why not come to the annual Holiday shopping fair to do a little shopping and festive events!  Quality photography, florals, jewelry, nautical items, toys, candles, & more. Children's activities are offered along with a visit with Santa. Non-shoppers lounge.  Admission Fee $3 weekend; under 13 - free.  Friday and Saturday, 10 am - 5 pm; Sunday, 10 am -4 pm.  For more Info please contact: Melaine Collin.  Phone: 410-723-8605   E-mail:  
  • Saturday - Texas Tenors Live In Concert | Holiday Show - Deep In The Heart of Christmas, Ocean City Center for the Performing Arts. 
The Texas Tenors, featuring JC Fisher, Marcus Collins and John Hagen, have performed for over 100 million people around the world.  The group formed in 2009, the same year they made their television debut on NBC’s America’s Got Talent becoming the highest ranking vocal group in the history of the show.  Since then their fame has continued to grow as they have played to sold out venues worldwide, have had their own PBS “You Should Dream” TV Special and  are one of the most breathtaking theatre shows in Branson Missouri.  The Texas Tenors sing Country, Pop, Classical, Broadway and much more in this fun filled entertaining “Deep in the Heart of Christmas” Show. 
Joining The Texas Tenors will be special guest, The Reminders. The Reminders represent a lifetime of music, having written famous and prize winning songs, recorded and produced all kinds of styles and played on recordings all over the world.  They are Delaware’s premier original Americana band with roots in gospel, blues and country music and the perfect addition to this inspiring show. 
Tickets on sale now at the Ocean City Convention Center box office, 410-723-8601 or call Ticketmaster 1-800-551-SEAT.  Prices are $45, and $55. Visit for more show information.  The Texas Tenors Deep in the Heart of Christmas is a holiday show the entire family can enjoy. 

Funny Poop 
  • A man goes to the doctor complaining that he has a lettuce leaf sticking out of his rectum.  The doctor examines him and the man asks, "How is it Doc?" 
The doctor replied, "I'm sorry to say this is just the tip of the iceberg..." 
  • young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" 
"Of course not; where did you hear such nonsense?" replied his mother. 
The young boy answered, "The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said he screwed the ass off his secretary." 

  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
  • Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - or go to our blog @ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
  • Life is short. Focus on the good. 
  • Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving.  Remember, never look at your neighbor's plate to see if he has more than you; only look at your neighbor's plate to see if he has enough. 


Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 
And put that ball across the line 
So fly with talons spread wide 
Go in and strike with Ravens pride 
Fight! Fight! Fight! 
Ravens dark wings take flight 
Dive in and show them your might 
For Baltimore and Maryland 
You will fly on to victory