Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Weekly Poop 5/28/14

Roost #44 Poop 
  • Dates to Remember: 
  • Thursday thru Sunday - Baltimore Ravens Roosts Annual Convention and Parade | Ravens Roost Beach Bash, Castle in the Sand.  BALTIMORE RAVENS FANS - JOIN THE RAVENS ROOSTS BEACH BASH IN OCEAN CITY!  Thursday - Welcome social at the Castle in the Sand, 37th Street ; Friday - Competition between Roosts at the Castle in the Sand to include corn holes, horseshoes, scavenger hunt, karaoke contest, miniature golf (location tbd,) bingo (prizes, no cash) catered tailgate cookout (hotel parking lot) and player's forum.  Ravens Roosts Parade, Saturday 10 a.m. to 12 p.m.  Baltimore Avenue 19th to 26th Street.  For more information, contact Sue Draper at or visit 
  • Friday – WCS Meeting where else? Coconuts! 
  • Friday, May 30 - Ravens Roost #44 17th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament @ Ocean Pines Golf & Country Club.  Registration forms can be had here.  We are expecting another sell out, so be sure to sign up early - don’t get shut out as some did last year. 
  • Saturday, June 7 - Bike ride on the boardwalk, 9 am.  Meet at the top of the boardwalk, 27th Street.  If you're interested just show up.  Breakfast afterward at the Sahara CafĂ©. 
  • Saturday, June 21 - Shorebirds game, 7 pm.  If interested email Donna or call her at 302-436-6266.  
  • Sunday, June 29 - Orioles game, 1:35 pm.  Orioles trip needs commitment from people who want to go. Trip will be Sunday 6/29, tickets are $29.00 per person and bus will be $30-40  per person depending on how many go. Need at least 30 people. I need to know ASAP in order to reserve bus and tickets. I can be reached by cell  phone 410-627-7697, call or text.  I will be at convention from 5/28 to 6/1.  Money due within next week.  Thanks C U at convention!  Donna   
  • Friday, 10/10 thru Monday, 10/13 - RAVENS ROOST #44 ROAD TRIP-2014.  Sold out. 

Ravens Poop 
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
  • Looking for the Ravens' 2014 schedule?  Find it here. 
  • Looking for the Ravens' 2014 draft class?  Find it here. 
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 
  • Thursday thru Saturday - Ocean City Shark Tournament, Ocean City Fishing Center.  One of the largest Shark Tournaments on the East Coast.   Come see the boats at the dockside weigh-ins on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday from 3:30-7:00pm at the Ocean City Fishing Center 
  • Friday thru Sunday - Gem, Mineral and Jewelry Show | Classic and Contemporary Designs, Roland E. Powell Convention Center.   The Spring Gem, Mineral, and Jewelry Show - 14K, sterling silver jewelry, pearls, beads, loose stones, crystals & more.  Classic and contemporary designs for show and sale.  Admission.  Friday 12:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m.Saturday 10:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m.Sunday 11:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.  For more information, call 804-746-7663 or visit 
  • Sunday - OC Beach Lights Spectacular | Lasers, lights, video, music and special effects, The Beach at North Division Street.  Returning to Ocean City this summer is the fun and exciting free event for the entire family, OC Beach Lights Spectacular! These shows feature lasers, lights, video, music and special effects all displayed on a 5 story tall giant beach ball. NEW this year the Beach Lights shows will display fireworks! Show times are 9:30pm, 10:00pm and 10:30pm.  
  • Play it Safe 2014: 
Free Events For 2014 High School Graduates 

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Paddle Boarding & Kayak Relays 
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Moonlight Bowling 
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Indoor/Outdoor Miniature Golf 
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Beach Volleyball 
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Pizza Eating Contest 
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Miniature Golf Tournament 
3 on 3 Basketball Tourney 
Splash Mountain 
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Laser Tron Laser Tag & Mini Golf 
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Rock Climbing 
Tennis Tourney 
Dance Party 
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Bucaneer's Booty Miniature Golf 
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The Art League of Ocean City Presents 
Tye -Dye T-Shirts 
Trimper Rides 
Ride the Tidal Wave Roller Coaster For Free! 
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Funny Poop 
  • A Christian farmer spent the day in the city. In a restaurant for his noon meal, he sat near a group of young men.  After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food, one of the young men thought he would embarrass the old gentleman. "Hey, farmer, does everyone do that out where you live?"  The old man calmly replied, "No, son, the pigs don't!" 
  • One night a man stumbled into the police station with a black eye. He claimed he had heard a noise in his back yard and went to investigate. The next he knew, he was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to his house to investigate, and he returned 1 1/2 hours later with a black eye. "Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked. "No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake." 
  • A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"  
The man says, "Methodist."  
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you past room 8."  
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. 
"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."  
A third man arrives at the gates.  
"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."  
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"  
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here. 

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  • Life is short. Focus on the good. 


 Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 
And put that ball across the line 
So fly with talons spread wide 
Go in and strike with Ravens pride 
Fight! Fight! Fight! 
Ravens dark wings take flight 
Dive in and show them your might 
For Baltimore and Maryland 
You will fly on to victory