Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:
· Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @
· Sunday – Raven's Roost #44 Annual Jim Martin Super Bowl Party @ The Blue Ox. Cost: $23 pp. Time: 5:30 till? Wings, pork BBQ with mini rolls, crab dip, meatballs, buffalo chicken dip, steamed shrimp, hamburgers/hot dogs with fixings, cheese/veggie tray, cole slaw, potato salad, brownies and lemon jello cake. Alcohol/beverages included: Miller and Coors light on draft, iced tea, coffee, soda. All other alcohol will be charged to individual per happy hour prices. Give your checks or mail them to Larry or Marie Gerst (36843 West Pond Circle, Selbyville, DE 19975, 302-436-1767) made payable to Raven's Roost #44. GO GIANTS!
· Saturday, February 18 – Raven’s Roost #44 Post Football Season Dance, 7-11 p.m. benefiting Roost 44’s charities and featuring the band TRANZFUSION! Ocean City Elks Lodge Hall – 137th Street Bayside. $25 pp includes beer, chips, cash bar and money wheel. For tickets contact: Mary Kendall 302-236-9617 or Ron Apperson 302-436-4790.
· Saturday, March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade. From Jo Ann: “The St. Pat's Day Parade will be held on Saturday, March 17th, beginning at noon. We need people! We're going to wear t-shirts that have "2011--Ravens Sweep Stealers" on them and will carry brooms and dustpans. And please learn the words to the Ravens song. I hope to ask Frank to play that every 5th or 6th song. I need to get a count to order the shirts. Please call or e-mail me, with your shirt size. The more people we have, the better we look. Jo Ann.”
· Time again to re-enlist: Dues ($30 per person) are to be paid by the February meeting. You may pay them at the meeting or mail them to: Jo Ann Elder, 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842.
Ravens Poop
· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
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Funny Poop
· There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.
She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.
"You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.
"You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
Etcetera
· Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
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· Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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