Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:· Tomorrow – Monthly Roost meeting, 7:30pm @ the Blue Ox. Remember to bring your money for your jersey!
· Saturday, March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade. From Jo Ann: “The St. Pat's Day Parade will be held on Saturday, March 17th, beginning at noon. We need people! We're going to wear t-shirts that have "2011--Ravens Sweep Stealers" on them and will carry brooms and dustpans. And please learn the words to the Ravens song. I hope to ask Frank to play that every 5th or 6th song. I need to get a count to order the shirts. Please call or e-mail me, with your shirt size. The more people we have, the better we look. Jo Ann.”
· Friday, June 1 – The 15th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament, Ocean Pines Country Club, 9am shotgun start. Price is $90 per golfer this year (cheap!) and includes continental breakfast and lunch, beer and soda and golfer participation gifts. Contact Marc Grimes @ 302.222.0159 or Don McMullen @ 443.388.2941 for more details.
· The Roost 44 jerseys will be in for tomorrow’s meeting. If you ordered one, please bring a check made out to Ravens Roost 44 in the amount of $35.00 per jersey. There are a few extras that were ordered which may be purchased on a first come first served basis. If you like the way these look and want to order one (or several!!), we will be collecting names for the next order at the meeting as well.
Ravens Poop
· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
· Friday, Saturday & Sunday – St. Patrick's Indoor Soccer Tournaments, Northside Park, 125th St. and the Bay. Great annual event that has grown larger over the past 20 years! Estimated attendance over 150 teams over four weekends. Please check schedule for age groups. Northside Park on 125th St. Registration, OC Recreation & Parks, Kim Kinsey or Lynda Brittingham, 410-250-0125. www.oceancitymd.gov/Recreation_&_Parks
· Friday, Saturday & Sunday – Home, Condo & Outdoor Show, Convention Center, 40th St and the Bay. Fresh ideas on decorating, remodeling, accessorizing or building your home all under one roof. See what’s new, compare products & find bargains at your leisure! Artists will compliment the Home & Outdoor Show by showcasing their most creative unique craft and gift items, decor and accessories. Convention Center on 40th St. Friday: 12 noon - 6pm; Saturday: 10am - 6pm; Sunday: 10:30am - 3:30pm. Contact Mike Wicklein/Starr George. 410-213-8090. oceanpromotions@beachin.net. www.oceanpromotions.info.
· Saturday – AGEHR, Area III, Handbell Ringers Spring Festival Concert, Convention Center, 40th St. and the Bay. The American Guild of English Handbell Ringers, Area III gather for their spring festival, which culminates in a concert filling the ballroom with 350 ringers & beautiful music. Participants from all over the Mid-Atlantic. Registration required to participate in event; concert free & open to the public Saturday at 4:45 p.m. Convention Center on 40th St. Contact: Debbie Henning. www.areaiii.org
· Saturday, April 14 – Ocean City MS Walk. Bill Cordwell has a team – Team Lilly. Go here to donate. Go here for more information.
Funny Poop
· While out golfing with his wife a man slices his drive hard to the right. It lands so that there is a large barn between him and the green.
After much contemplation as to how to play the shot his wife suggests that they open the doors on both ends of the barn and then he can shoot straight through the barn.
He agrees and takes his shot. He misses the doorway and the ball bounces back hitting his wife in the head and killing her.
Several years later the man is back playing the same course with a buddy and makes exactly the same shot.
His buddy also suggests that he open the barn doors and shoot through.
The man says to his buddy, "No, last time a tried that shot I ended up with a double bogey on this hole!"
After much contemplation as to how to play the shot his wife suggests that they open the doors on both ends of the barn and then he can shoot straight through the barn.
He agrees and takes his shot. He misses the doorway and the ball bounces back hitting his wife in the head and killing her.
Several years later the man is back playing the same course with a buddy and makes exactly the same shot.
His buddy also suggests that he open the barn doors and shoot through.
The man says to his buddy, "No, last time a tried that shot I ended up with a double bogey on this hole!"
Etcetera
· Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
· Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
· Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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