Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:
· Tuesday, April 24 – HARRINGTON BUS TRIP. Cost is $20.00 per person which includes $15.00 free play, a lunch buffet, and your bus seat. The Bus departs Montego Bay (130th street) at 8:30 am with a second stop at the Roses Store in Millsboro on Route 113. Bus departs Harrington at 3pm. Guests are welcome. To sign up, Email Paul and Trish at pwneal12@comcast.net or if no email available, call 302-436-9017. You will need to give Paul or Trish either your Harrington Player Card Number or your Birthday Date. Let them know where you want to be picked up, either at Montego Bay and 130th Street, Ocean City or at Roses on Route 113 in Millsboro. Mail a check immediately after you sign up to 36977 Laws Points Rd, Selbyville, DE 19975. Check is made out to Raven Roost #44. You can also pay at the April meeting. Sign up early and spread the word for those who don’t have a computer.
· Saturday, April 28 – A Wine Tasting and Tour at Costa Ventosa ("Windy Coast") winery and vineyard in Whaleyville, MD from 3-5 p.m. The cost is $10 per person and includes an opportunity to taste their 9 wines, a tasting glass, a full glass of your favorite wine and light snacks. Additional glasses can be purchased at the discounted price of $4 per glass. A 10% discount will be applied to all bottle purchases. There is a limit of 35 attendees, so sign up early. Sign up at the April meeting or call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 or email tmaly818@mchsi.com to get on the list. The vineyard is located on the right side SR610 approximately 3 miles west of the intersection of SR610 and Rt. 113. Hope to see you there.
· May 31—June 3 – The Council of Baltimore Ravens Roosts Annual Convention. Ocean City’s longest running convention/parade celebrates its’ 46th year. Join the fun at the Castle in the Sand and register early. Registration forms can be had here.
· Friday, June 1 – The 15th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament, Ocean Pines Country Club, 9am shotgun start. Price is $90 per golfer this year (cheap!) and includes continental breakfast and lunch, beer and soda and golfer participation gifts. Contact Marc Grimes @ 302.222.0159 or Don McMullen @ 443.388.2941 for more details. Go to our website for details and forms.
· Sunday, July 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Annual Summer Picnic. Details soon.
· Saturday, December 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party. Details soon.
· Roost Apparel: The Roost 44 jerseys are IN and they look GREAT!!!! If you ordered a Roost 44 jersey, please bring a check made out to Ravens Roost 44 in the amount of $35.00 per jersey to the April meeting. If you didn't get in on this order, don't despair! Maggie Miller is taking orders for the next batch and will have a limited number for sale on a first come/first served basis at the April meeting! Also the NEW Turtle/Ox Roost 44 shirts are being ordered. New colors, new styles! We need 75 orders for Red Sun to do a run of these colorful shirts. Come to the meeting and see the new gear. Roost 44 is stylin'!
· It’s that time of year again! Please bring wine, liquor & beer to the meeting on April 12 for our basket of cheer auction item at our Scholarship Golf Tournament. You will also have the opportunity to bring items at the May 10th meeting should you not be attending April’s.
Ravens Poop
· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
· Friday & Saturday – Easter Kids Fun Fair & Art and Craft Show, Convention Center on 40th St. Art and Craft Show: Exhibitors displaying unique hand-crafted items including wearable art, jewelry, lawn & garden decor, toys, gifts & more! Kids Fair: Continuous events, activities and entertainment, including Beanny, the Easter Bunny, egg hunts, coloring tables, magic & puppet shows, clowns, face painting, dancing, games, contests and more. Friday and Saturday from 10am - 5pm. For more information, contact Mike Wicklein or Starr George at 410-213-8090 or oceanpromotions@beachin.net
· Saturday – Spring Celebration, Main Street, Berlin. A celebration of the season held on Main Street in downtown Berlin. Have breakfast with the Easter Bunny, enjoy local entertainment, crafters and food vendors and watch the Easter Bonnet Parade. Saturday, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. For more information, contact Olive Mawyer at 410-641-4775, or visit www.BerlinChamber.org
Funny Poop
· An elderly couple was sitting on their rocking chairs rocking back and forth. The woman whacked her husband as hard as she could right off his chair.
Surprised and disorientated he said "Now why did you do that?"
She replied "That is for 50 years of horrible sex".
He sits back down and thinks about it for a while, and pretty soon you hear another whack, this time the wife falls off the chair and soon, gets back up and says, "What was that for?"
He replied, "That is for knowing the difference."
Surprised and disorientated he said "Now why did you do that?"
She replied "That is for 50 years of horrible sex".
He sits back down and thinks about it for a while, and pretty soon you hear another whack, this time the wife falls off the chair and soon, gets back up and says, "What was that for?"
He replied, "That is for knowing the difference."
· This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!" The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?"
The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
Etcetera
· Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
· Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
· Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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