Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Weekly Poop 5/9/12

Roost #44 Poop
·         Dates to Remember:
·         Tomorrow – Monthly RR#44 meeting at the Blue Ox, 7:30 pm.
·         Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @...
·         May 31—June 3 – The Council of Baltimore Ravens Roosts Annual Convention.  Ocean City’s longest running convention/parade celebrates its’ 46th year.  Join the fun at the Castle in the Sand and register early.  Registration forms can be had here.  Regrettably, Ravens Roost #44 will not be entering this year’s parade due to lack of participation.
·         Friday, June 1 – The 15th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament, Ocean Pines Country Club, 9am shotgun start.  Price is $90 per golfer this year (cheap!) and includes continental breakfast and lunch, beer and soda and golfer participation gifts.  Contact Marc Grimes @ 302.222.0159 or Don McMullen @ 443.388.2941 for more details.  Go to our website for details and forms.
·         Sunday, July 15 – Ravens Roost Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Pavilion in Ocean Pines from 1-6pm.  Roost #44 members’ cost will be $10, guests $15 and includes a chance to win the 50/50 raffle.  One guest per person and must be spouse or significant other.  Menu: Premium burgers, hot dogs, sausage, jerk chicken, assorted salads and snacks, corn on the cob, watermelon, desserts and assorted beverages.  Horseshoes.  Music by Mr. OC.  Sign up at the May or June meeting or call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 to get on the list.
·         Saturday, December 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party.  Details soon.
·         Roost Apparel: Maggie Miller is taking orders for the next batch of Roost #44 jerseys and has a limited number for sale on a first come/first served basis.  Also the NEW Turtle/Ox Roost 44 shirts are being ordered.  New colors, new styles!  We need 75 orders for Red Sun to do a run of these colorful shirts.  Come to the meetings and see the new gear.  Roost #44 is stylin'!
·         It’s that time of year again! Please bring wine, liquor & beer to the May 10th meeting for our basket of cheer auction item at our Scholarship Golf Tournament.
·         ROAD TRIP 2012-KANSAS CITY, MO – Our road trip this year will be Kansas City, MO-The Cue (as is barbeque) Capital of the World.  The game is on 10/7.  The cost will be approx. $350/person-dbl. occupancy (2 to a room).  The trip includes a 3-night stay (10.5-10.7) at the Embassy Suites hotel in KC, game-day ticket (lower level endzone), transportation to the game and a road trip tee shirt & koozies.  Note: You are responsible for your own transportation.  A non-refundable total deposit of $125 will be due no later than May 10.  Make the check out to Ravens Roost #44 and mail it to Mike Grimes at 108 South Ocean Drive, Ocean City, MD 21842.  Call or contact Mike for further details at 410.250.3020 or at montegomike@verizon.net.

Ravens Poop
·         Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.  It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
·         Looking for an Orioles Blog?  Go to Britt’s Bird Watch for the latest Orioles news!
·         How will the Ravens deal with losing Suggs?  Look here.

Local Poop
·         Friday – Relay for Life North Worcester County, Frontier Town Campground.  The Relay begins at 6pm with Opening Ceremonies and the celebratory survivor lap.  The survivor reception immediately follows the celebratory 1st Lap, under the Atlantic General Hospital Survivor Reception Tent.  To register a team, join a team, or sign up for our Survivor Reception & Lap, please visit http://www.relayforlife.org/northworcester or call 410-749-1624.
·         Friday & Saturday – Festivals of Music, Parade on the Boardwalk.  Music festival for middle, junior & high school instrumental & choral organizations.  Friday 8am - 8pm at the Convention Center on 40th St.  Parade on Boardwalk on Saturday at 9am.  For more information, contact Kurt Hargleroad, 800-323-0974.  www.festivalsofmusic.com
·         Friday, Saturday & Sunday – OC Powerboat Races, 17th St. on the Beach.  The popular powerboat races return to Ocean City.  Beach-goers will be able to hear the roar of the engines as boats pass, engines whining as they leap skyward and crash through the waves and wakes left by the competition.  The event begins Friday, May 11th starting at noon at the West Ocean City boat ramp and public parking lot (Race Village) on Sunset Avenue.  On Saturday, May 12th, the boats will be on display again at Race Village from 10am - 6pm to take pictures and get autographs from all the race teams.  Race day is Sunday, May 13 with races at 12 noon and 2pm from 4th St. to 30th St.  The Start/Finish line is 17th St.  For more information, call 443-783-1298 or email bullonthebeach@aol.com.
·         Saturday – The band that played at Donna Chaplinski’s birthday party, The Stims, is playing at the Freeman Stage this Saturday at 7:00 pm. It is a free concert.  Check out this website for info and schedule.
·         Saturday – White Marlin Festival & Crab Soup Cook Off, Somerset Plaza at Somerset St. in Downtown OC.  The OC Downtown Association kicks off the summer season with 8th annual event.  Taste & help judge the resort’s finest crab soups for a small fee.  Enjoy music, clowns, facepainters and magicians.  Local community group exhibits.  Located at Somerset Plaza, just off the Boardwalk on Somerset Street in downtown Ocean City.  Saturday, Noon to 3pm.  For more information, contact the Downtown Association at 410-289-1413 or visit www.downtownassociation.net.

Funny Poop
·         Josie and Flo, both prostitutes, were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00"
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sigh that read: "JESUS SAVES"
Josie asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
Josie and Flo frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day, the same cop in the area noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign, which read: 'JOSIE AND FLO.  TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00'
·         Marge and Barb are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Marge pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Barb asks, "What in the hell is that?
Marge answers, "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Barb says, "Great idea. Where did you get it?"
Marge says, "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, Barb hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
Barb says, "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

Etcetera
·         Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.
·         Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.



Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory

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