Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Weekly Poop 7/13/11

Roost #44 Poop
·         Dates to Remember:
·        Tomorrow – Monthly Roost meeting @ The Blue Ox, 7 pm.
·        Friday – Water Conservation Society Meeting @
·        October 21 thru 25, 2011 – Trip to Jacksonville, FL to see the Ravens take on the Jaguars.  Rooms have been reserved @ the Crown Plaza Jacksonville Riverfront Hotel.  For more details contact Mike Grimes.  For those of you who were not at the meeting and would like to go on trip please contact Mike at montegomike@verizon.net and let him know how many rooms you will need.  Please do not call the hotel before contacting Mike.
·        Forthcoming Summer 2011: Boat Raft Ups – July 24, August 28.

Other events in the planning stages for Late Summer and the Fall are a Crab Feast, Oyster Roast, Bowling Party, Miniature Golf Tournament, Swim Party, Halloween Party, Bus Trip to Harrington/Atlantic City and our Holiday Party on Saturday, December 17th at the Cove.
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Ravens Poop
·         Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.

Local Poop
·        Tonight – Free Movie on the Beach, 118th St. on the Beach at Carousel Resort Hotel.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: “Never Say Never" starring Justin Bieber – show time 8:30 pm, rain or shine.
·        Tonight – Free Concerts on the Beach.  Live Tonight: The Reagan Years (80's Variety).  Free, live entertainment every Wednesday, 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm from July 13 - August 24 (except July 27).  Enjoy tribute bands and local favorites.  Treat yourself to a collection of summer beach music, watch the sun set, view the sparkling blue ocean and dance by moonlight.  There is no better setting for relaxing than Concerts on the Beach.  The beach beat will have your hands clapping and your toes tapping to the variety of entertainment from 8 to 9:30 p.m. each Wednesday evening.  For more information about Concerts on the Beach, call the Ocean City Department of Recreation and Parks at 410-250-0125.  Entertainment subject to change without notice.
·        Tomorrow – Sunset Park Party Nights - Free Concerts.  Bring a chair! Ocean City's downtown bayside park hosts a night of entertainment and a series of free concerts.  Come enjoy an evening beside the bay.  For more information, call 1-800-626-2326. Located at Sunset Park on South Division Street and the Bay every Thursday from July 7 through August 25 from 7pm - 9pm.  Tonight’s Entertainment: Randy Lee Ashcraft and the Saltwater Cowboys (country and beach music).
·        Tomorrow – Free Movie on the Beach, 91st St. on the Beach at Princess Royale Hotel.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "Despicable Me" – show time 8:30 pm, rain or shine.
·        Tomorrow – At the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, 7 – 9 pm.  The Possum Point Players perform the one-act musical comedy "The Twenty-Fifth Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee."  This family friendly version of the show centers around a fictional spelling bee set in a geographically ambiguous Putnam Valley Middle School.  Six quirky adolescents compete in the Bee, run by three equally-quirky grown-ups.  FREE for all.
·        Friday – Free Movie on the Beach, 27th St. on the Beach.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "Despicable Me" – show time 8:30 pm, weather permitting.
·        Friday – At the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – Our Latin Thing : Salsa Music and Dance, 7 – 9 pm.  Remember the start of the salsa movement in New York and around the world!  $10 per person.  Kids 18 and under are free.
·        Friday, Saturday and Sunday – OC Tuna Tournament.  Come see over 100 boats weigh in large tuna in hopes of winning over $500,000 in cash.  Weigh-ins Friday & Saturday from 4 - 7:30 pm and Sunday from 4 - 7pm.  Located at the Ocean City Fishing Center, off Route 50 at Inlet Isle Lane. For more information, call 800-322-3065 or visit www.octunatournament.com.
·        Saturday – At the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – Children's Storytelling with The Kinderman Show, 10 – 11 am.  The Kinderman Show is a highly interactive program of original call and response songs, chants, rhythms, movement games and storytelling that engages and enchants audiences from age two to age 100.  FREE for all!
·        Sunday – Sundaes in the Park – Free Concert and Family Entertainment.  Tonight's Entertainment:
 - Live Band: The Stickers (Country)
 - For the Kids: Uncle Pete with Kids (Interactive musical celebration)
Bring your picnic basket and beach chairs to Northside Park, located at 127th Street and the Bay for ice cream sundaes and live entertainment.  The lineup of entertainers this season will make you stand and cheer, however, the spotlight will be on you creating your own ice cream sundae with delicious toppings.  Sundaes in the Park is a family concert series offered Sunday evening in July and August from 6:00 pm to 8:00 pm.  For a small fee enjoy your own ice cream sundae creation as you listen to your musical favorites and watch the sunset over the beautiful Assawoman Bay.  1-800-OC-OCEAN (1-800-626-2326)
·        Sunday – Radio Disney Free Concert Series featuring Greyson Chance,  6:00 pm - 9:00 pm.  Radio Disney "Sizzlin' Summer of Stars" Concert Series.  Free concert and meet-and-greet with Greyson Chance for one hour after the concert.  On the beach at North Division Street in Downtown Ocean City.
·        Monday – Free Movie on the Beach, 27th St. on the Beach.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "Alpha & Omega" – show time 8:30 pm, weather permitting.
·        Tuesday – Family Beach Olympics.  Enjoy fun on the beach!  Each Tuesday evening features a variety of contests for all ages.  Events may include sand castle contests, tug-of-war, relays and more.  All activities are free and are offered from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.  For more information, call 1-800-626-2326.

Funny Poop
·        Jerry, smelling of strong drink, sat down on the subway next to a priest.

Jerry's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes Jerry turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My Son, it is caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and a lack of personal hygiene."

Jerry muttered in response, "Well, I'll be darned," and returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, put his hand gently on the man's arm and apologized. "I'm sorry. I should not have come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis, Father," Jerry replied. "I was just reading here that the Pope does."

Etcetera
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·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.


Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory

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