Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Weekly Poop 7/6/11

Roost #44 Poop
·         Dates to Remember:
·        Friday – Water Conservation Society Meeting @
·        Sunday – Ravens Roost Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Pavilion in Ocean Pines from 1-6p.m.  Roost #44 members are free, Adult guests $10 each, children under 12 $5.00.  Menu: Premium burgers, hot dogs, sausage, jerk chicken, assorted salads and snacks, corn on the cob, watermelon, desserts and assorted beverages.  Horseshoes.  Music by Mr. OC.  Call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 to get on the list.
·        October 21 thru 25, 2011 – Trip to Jacksonville, FL to see the Ravens take on the Jaguars.  Rooms have been reserved @ the Crown Plaza Jacksonville Riverfront Hotel.  For more details contact Mike Grimes.  For those of you who were not at the meeting and would like to go on trip please contact Mike at montegomike@verizon.net and let him know how many rooms you will need.  Please do not call the hotel before contacting Mike.
·        Forthcoming Summer 2011: Boat Raft Ups – July 24, August 28.

Other events in the planning stages for Late Summer and the Fall are a Crab Feast, Oyster Roast, Bowling Party, Miniature Golf Tournament, Swim Party, Halloween Party, Bus Trip to Harrington/Atlantic City and our Holiday Party on Saturday, December 17th at the Cove.
·        Look for Convention pics soon at the website (as soon as I can find time to do it—they have to be uploaded one at a time!).  The further adventures of the plumber and the cheerleader are here.

Ravens Poop
·         Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.

Local Poop
·        Tonight – Free Movie on the Beach, 118th St. on the Beach at Carousel Resort Hotel.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "The Karate Kid" – show time 8:30 pm, rain or shine.
·        Tomorrow – Sunset Park Party Nights - Free Concerts.  Bring a chair! Ocean City's downtown bayside park hosts a night of entertainment and a series of free concerts.  Come enjoy an evening beside the bay.  For more information, call 1-800-626-2326. Located at Sunset Park on South Division Street and the Bay every Thursday from July 7 through August 25 from 7pm - 9pm.  Tonight’s Entertainment: “Full Circle” (rock).
·        Tomorrow – Free Movie on the Beach, 91st St. on the Beach at Princess Royale Hotel.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "How To Train Your Dragon" – show time 8:30 pm, rain or shine.
·        Tomorrow – Live at the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – Celtic Night with The Hunt Family, 7:00pm - 9:00pm.  The Hunt Family is an award winning family of Irish step dancers, fiddlers and singers that entertain crowds across the country!  FREE for all.
·        Friday – Free Movie on the Beach, 27th St. on the Beach.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "Shrek Forever After" – show time 8:30 pm, weather permitting.
·        Friday – Live at the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – The Kitchen Sink : Music and Dance with Attack Theatre, 7:00pm - 9:00pm.  Attack Theatre will present an evening of live music, stunning dance and quirky and quixotic relationships.  This modern dance performance features tables, ladders, dueling typewriters, live music…everything but the kitchen sink.  Escape into the world of imagination and humor, daredevil partnering and rockin' live music!  $10 per person.  Kids 18 and under are free.
·        Saturday – Captain Craig Swim.  Open to the public, competitors swim a measured mile with the prevailing current to a finish line located at 13th Street.  Awards presented.  Commemorative t-shirt included with registration.  Ginny Craig half-mile swim also available.  Registration fee.  Begins at 5pm on 14th Street on the beach.  For more information, contact Kristin Joson at 410-289-7556 or kjoson@oceancitymd.gov.
·        Saturday – Live at the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – Leap into Action! Children's Interactive Dance Workshop, 10:00am - 11:00am.  Attack Theatre leads an interactive and engaging dance performance which introduces children to the boundless creativity of dance.  FREE for all.
·        Saturday – Live at the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – The White Party, 8:00pm – Midnight.  Michelle Freeman and Joan Vassos invite you to a White Party with lush white cocktails, fabulous food, live auction, and dancing under the starts to benefit the Joshua M. Freeman Foundation!  Tickets are $150 each, and reserved tables are available in quantities of 8 and 10.  Casual white beach attire requested.  A "white party" is a theme used in appreciation of the summer season, where the decorations, food, and attire are typically white in color.  The RSVP date has now passed.  To inquire about attending the White Party, please contact Trish Schechtman at 302-436-3555, or at trish@freemanfoundation.org
·        Sunday – Sundaes in the Park – Free Concert and Family Entertainment.  Tonight's Entertainment:
 - Live Band: Captain Quint (Tropical Rock and Roll)
 - For the Kids: Mike Rose Magic
Bring your picnic basket and beach chairs to Northside Park, located at 127th Street and the Bay for ice cream sundaes and live entertainment.  The lineup of entertainers this season will make you stand and cheer, however, the spotlight will be on you creating your own ice cream sundae with delicious toppings.  Sundaes in the Park is a family concert series offered Sunday evening in July and August from 6:00 pm to 8:00 pm.  For a small fee enjoy your own ice cream sundae creation as you listen to your musical favorites and watch the sunset over the beautiful Assawoman Bay.  1-800-OC-OCEAN (1-800-626-2326)
·        Sunday – Radio Disney Free Concert Series featuring Allstar Weekend: Radio Disney "Sizzlin' Summer of Stars" Concerts on the Beach.  Free concert with meet and greet afterwards (artists can only meet with as many fans as time allows).  On the beach at North Division Street in Downtown Ocean City.  Allstar Weekend was featured on Radio Disney's "N.B.T.," a daily multi-platform programming feature that puts the spotlight on young recording artists, and is now signed to Hollywood Records.  The group is currently on a headline tour in the U.S. and Canada, and will be touring with label mates Selena Gomez and The Scene later this summer.
·        Monday – Free Movie on the Beach, 27th St. on the Beach.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "Megamind" – show time 8:30 pm, weather permitting.
·        Monday thru Wednesday – Kid's Camp by Salisbury University : Arts in Motion.  Arts in Motion - children will use music, dance, song and color to express movement contributing to personal well-being 9am to 1pm.  For children 5 to 10 years old.  Bring brown bag lunch.  Camp t-shirt provided.  $80 per camp session.  For more information or to register for camp please contact: (410) 677-5416.
·        Tuesday – Family Beach Olympics.  Enjoy fun on the beach!  Each Tuesday evening features a variety of contests for all ages.  Events may include sand castle contests, tug-of-war, relays and more.  All activities are free and are offered from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.  For more information, call 1-800-626-2326.

Funny Poop
·        Moe fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital. Moe had turned a bright red. It was very painful and had started to blister.
The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and 100 mg of Viagra.
Rather astounded the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"
The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off his legs"
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Etcetera
·         Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.
·         Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.


Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory

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