Weekly Poop 1/9/13

Roost #44 Poop

• Dates to Remember:
  • Tonight - Ravens Rap Show @ the Blue Ox.  From Eileen:  Hi All,
    • About Ravens Game day Sundays for the rest of this SEASON....Blue Ox WILL BE OPEN for the 1 and 4 pm AWAY games for the rest of the season, and ALL of the Post Season Games.  Please continue to let Jo Ann know if you plan to go to the Turtle for the home games.
    • Thanks so much, Eileen

• Tomorrow – Monthly Roost Meeting @ the Blue Ox, 7:30 pm.
• Friday, – Water Conservation Group Meeting @ …
• Sunday, February 3 - Super Bowl Party at Blue Ox

Starts: 5 P.M.
Cost: $25 per person

MENUOn Tables:Pretzels
Chips

Out on arrival:Cheese and Veggie Tray
Buffalo Chicken Dip
Crab Dip

Half Time: (Tables to be randomly called)Wings
Chicken Tenders
Pork BBQ with Mini Rolls
Meatballs
Pasta with white and red sauce
Green Salad
Steamed Shrimp (To be portioned out on plates)
Hamburgers with fixings
Bratwurst
Sauerkraut
Cole Slaw
Potato Salad

DessertsBrownies
Lemon Jello Cake
Strawberry Shortcake

Beverages1 keg each of Miller and Coors Light
Iced Tea, Coffee, Soda
All other alcohol will be charged to individual per Happy Hour prices

Note: Money due by January 25, 2013
Make checks payable to - Ravens Roost #44

Money will be collected at the January meeting or you can mail a check with names of those attending to:
Janet Rosensteel
19 Briarcrest Drive
Ocean Pines, Maryland 21811

Janet's Phone # 410-641-6187
• Saturday, April 13, 2013 – Ravens Roost #44 Dance. Details soon.

• Dues due: Dues ($30 per member) are to be paid by the February meeting.  You may pay at the meeting, or mail a check to Ravens Roost 44 to:  Jo Ann Elder, 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842.  Thanks you
  
  
• Roost Apparel: A number of shirts and jerseys which were ordered by folks are still unclaimed and have not been paid for.  There are also some extras available for purchase as well.  The next "apparel store" time for touching, trying on and otherwise fondling the merchandise will be at the next meeting on January 10th.  You can also call Maggie at 410-208-2756 or email her millermaggie@mchsi.com to make arrangements for pick up and payment at her home.  For those who did not order, but want one, the prices for the character shirts are:  $15 (short sleeved in purple, dark gray and ash and a variety of sizes from med to 3XL); $25 for ash gray sweatshirt zipped jackets; $30 for "old School" purple/black heathered sweatshirt jackets.  We also still have purple Roost 44 jerseys in a variety of sizes for sale as well and they cost $35.  Don't be left out in the cold!  When they are gone, they are gone!

• RR44 Election of Officers Jan. 2013
  • Roost members running for office

• President Tom Maly
• Vice President Bill Cordwell
• Recording Secretary Janet Rosensteel
• Sergeant at Arms Larry Gerst

  Rob Carpenter

• Treasurer Sandy Taras
• Corresponding secretary Cindi Brought

  Donna Chaplinski

• 1 year term on Board of Directors Gary Miller
• 2 year term on Board of Directors Ron Apperson

  Marian Cicero

• 3 year term on Board of Directors Mary Kendall
• Chairman of Board (3 yr term) Trish Neal
• Eric Leister is continuing 2 year term on Board

Ravens Poop

• Wow, what a week! Last Wednesday Ray Lewis dropped his bombshell that this was “his last ride” and was retiring after this playoff run. Needless to say, The Ravens were sky high and dominated the Irsays 24-9. The Ravens now go to Denver Saturday to take on Peyton Manning and the Broncos, 4:30 pm. Stat to chew on: Peyton Manning is 2-7 in outdoor games played in January.
• Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.

Local Poop

• Nothing happening this week. Rest up for the Super Bowl.

Funny Poop

• I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed. I didn't mind too much, until I found out she was faking them.
  
  
• A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.
  
  
  Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
  
  
  "How are you today?" "Fine thank you" he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago" he replied and turned back to his book.
  
  
  "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely" she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked.
  
  
  Yes, I live over in Cape Coral" he answered, and again he resumed reading.
  
  
  Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted "Do you like pussy cats?"
  
  
  With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
  
  
  When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied "How did you know my name was Katz?"
  
  
• A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying, "I know that in your religion you're not supposed to eat pork. Have you actually ever tasted it?" The rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."
  
  Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you're supposed to be celibate, but...?"
  
  The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice."
  
  There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"

Etcetera

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• Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
• Life is short. Focus on the good.

Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory