Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- March 15 - Ocean City St. Patty's Day Parade - Saturday, March 15th - 12:00 sharp. Members participating in the parade (those who signed up) will meet at Beach Copy parking area (5901 Coastal Hwy, O.C., MD) on Saturday, March 15th anywhere between 9:00 - 10:00 a.m.; Hat/Beard Combination (green hat and green beards) and tuxedo t-shirts will be given out prior to the parade. Those that have signed up to participate in the parade should wear black pants/jeans, purple long sleeve shirt for under the tuxedo t-shirt (to support Raven's colors) and black or white sneakers. We will be throwing beads again this year along the parade route and Frank has generously offered to lead the parade in his truck while supplying festive music. Special thanks to Beach Copy for allowing us to gather at their place of business and thanks to all who are assisting in making the parade a success. As always, no parking is available @ Beach Copy. Cindi Brought, Parade Chair.
- April 5 - 4th Annual Fund Raising Dance Benefiting Roost Activities & Local Charities, 7-11 PM, Featuring the Band TRANZFUSION. Ocean City Elks Lodge Hall -137th St. Bayside. $ 25 pp incl. Beer, Wine, Soda, Snacks & Cash Bar with Door prizes & Money Wheel. Tickets will be available at all Roost Meetings & also by contacting: Ron Apperson 302-436-4790 or Mary Kendall 302-934-7210. ronapperson@msn.com; mkendall@mchsi.com. UPDATE: Current ticket status is 126 paid + 13 promised but unpaid; for a total of 139 (down from 165 last year). There are still 29 seats available spread among 14 tables in groups of 2,4 & 6. A 15th table can be setup if it is needed. All promised money + new money must be turned in at the March meeting to get your choice of available seat locations unless special arrangements are made. Volunteers are still needed to sell 50/50 tickets & to work at the money wheel. Please sign the sheet. Anyone who has already gotten door prize donations can either give them to Ron or bring them to the dance; but at least let him know so he can plan for the drawings & prevent duplicate solicitations. Thanks, Ron
- May 30 - Ravens Roost #44 17th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament @ Ocean Pines Golf & Country Club. Registration forms can be had here. We are expecting another sell out, so be sure to sign up early - don’t get shut out as some did last year.
- Dues are due. From Jo Ann: Dues are past due - if you haven’t paid by now you are in arrears. Mail them to me at: Jo Ann Elder, 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842. If you have any questions, please e-mail me at: jelder10@verizon.net, or call me at 410-250-5124. Thanks.
Ravens Poop
Local Poop
- Thursday thru Sunday - Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey Circus | Super Circus Heroes, Wicomico Youth and Civic Center. Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey® Presents Super Circus Heroes, showcasing wonders from the marvelous to the magnificent, every day is extraordinary in this action-packed super circus, filled with superhuman athleticism, power and pageantry that will have Children Of All Ages discovering their own superhuman strength. Amazing elephants, horses, camels and more alongside astonishing acrobats, awe-inspiring aerialists and some over-the-top clowns that will have audiences in stitches...of laughter of course! Come join us in celebrating the bravery, courage and honor that lives inside all of us at Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Presents Super Circus Heroes: far from ordinary, beyond extraordinary! All Access Pre-Show. Arrive an hour early to meet performers, try on costumes and see our amazing animals up close - it's free with your ticket! Tickets can be purchased at http://wicomicociviccenter.tix.com/.
- Tuesday - Rain: A Tribute to the Beatles, Wicomico Youth and Civic Center. Rain: A Tribute to the Beatles, mentioned as “the next best thing to seeing The Beatles!” by the Associated Press will play the Wicomico Youth & Civic Center on Tuesday, March 11. This production is a live multi-media spectacular that takes you on an unforgettable musical journey through the life and times of the world’s most celebrated band. This stunning Broadway production brings classic songs like “I Want To Hold Your Hand,” “Hard Day’s Night,” “Let it Be,” “Hey Jude,” and many more. Tickets can be purchased at http://wicomicociviccenter.tix.com/.
- March 15 - Looking for something to do after parade? VFW 66th St. has food, drinks and Ladies Auxiliary has a silent auction 1-4 pm to benefit cancer aid and research and Veterans programs with Hotel-Restaurant-Golf packages and more. All welcome. Park on 66th St. and walk or carpool to parade.
Funny Poop
- Worried that they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the apartment next door, the mother said to her son, "Tony, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Pierpont is?"
A few minutes later, Tony returned.
"Well, is she alright?" asked the mother.
"She's fine, but she's rather annoyed with you," remarked Tony.
"At me?" the mother exclaimed. "Whatever for?"
Tony replied, "Mrs. Pierpont said it's none of your business how old she is."
- Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
- A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old man. Above the old man was a sign that read, "\\$5.00 - If I can't tell you where you're from, I'll pay you \\$50.00!"
The young man watched a cowboy approach the old man and ask, "Is the sign right?"
The man says, "Yes." The cowboy hands him a five and says, "You're on!"
The old man looks the cowboy up and down, noticing some cow dung on his boots and flatly states, "You're from Wyoming."
The cowboy shakes his head and says, "I'll be darned! You're right!" and strolls away.
A second cowboy approaches the old man and goes through the same routine.
Handing him the fiver, he stands and watches as the old man looks him up and down and notices a bit of straw and cow dung on his boots. The old man says, "You're from Montana!"
The cowboy, dejected, walks away.
The young man decides he's going to give the old man a run for the money. He goes into the mens room, takes his boots off, scrubs them, dries them off and puts on a coat of polish. He walks up to the old man, hands over a five dollar bill and says, "Do your stuff!"
The old man looks and looks, up and down, and appears to be befuddled. The young man is now thinking he's gone one up on the old geezer. Finally, the old man says, "You're from South Dakota!"
The young man gets really upset and can't for the life of him figure out how the old guy could know that, so he asks, "How in the world did you know I'm from South Dakota?"
The old man replies, "By the wool on your zipper!"
Etcetera
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- Life is short. Focus on the good.
- Daylight Savings Time begins on Sunday. Don’t forget to set those clocks ahead!
- Happy Lent! What vice will you be giving up? Here’s an idea - whatever you give up, be it alcohol, chocolate, cigarettes: take the money you would normally spend in these next 40 days on that vice and donate it to a worthy charity. That way you’ll be doing your penance and helping other people too!
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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