Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Weekly Poop 12/10/14


Roost #44 Poop 
  • Dates to Remember: 
  • Tonight - Ravens Rap!  Join Mike Bradley and the gang at the Blue Ox for another year of talkin' all things Ravens!  The show starts @ 7 pm. 
  • Tomorrow - Ravens Roost #44 Monthly Meeting @ the  Blue Ox7:30 pm. 
  • Friday – WCS Meeting  
  • Saturday - Ravens Roost #44 Annual Christmas Party, 7 pm at the Cove @ Bayside Guest can arrive 6:45, please don't show up earlier as entertainment committee and DJ will be setting up.  Cost is $30 for members and $45 for spouse or significant other only.  Choices are baked chicken with orange sauce, stuffed shrimp or steak.  We will have cheese, veggies and crackers.  Mixed greens salad, dinner rolls and cheesecake for dessert.  Email Donna @ chapshouse@comcast.net. 
  • The AGH Penguin Swim website is now up and running.  Go to  www.aghpenguinswim.org to register.  Just click on "join a team", then pick RR44 and follow the directions. 
  • The last fundraising efforts of the RR44 Penguin Swim Team will be to raffle a basket of cheer at the Roost Christmas Party on 12/13.  We are gathering items to include in the basket and looking for donations of additional items.  If you have an extra bottle of Liquor/Beer/Wine, pack of party napkins, wine or beer glasses, bottle openers, or anything else that might go into a nice basket of cheer, please let me know.  I can pick items up at your convenience.  Thanks, Gary. 
  • The RR44 Penguin Swim Team will be holding a "1 item" raffle at the Roost Christmas Party on Saturday 12/13.  The prize is a "Mega Basket of Cheer" valued at over $400!  Included are bottles of wine, champaign, beer, gift certificates, hand painted glasses, & a "Team Collectible" Ravens Helicopter model.  Check out the list below.  Tickets are $10/each and the winning ticket will be drawn after dinner at the Christmas Party.  HOWEVER, for those not attending the party tickets can be purchased at this weeks Roost meeting.  Simple write your name and phone number on our portion of the ticket and we will call you if you are the winner. 
  • Ravens Roost 44 jerseys are still available in sizes Large, XL and 2XL.  They are cut a little small so don't be put off by the sizes.  Cost is $35.  Way cheaper than one with a guy's name on it that may not be here next year! Taking orders for Purple Roost 44 Hawaiian Shirts:  Need 24 to place an order.  Cost:  $40.00. Taking orders for the Roost 44 zippered sweatshirts in grey or black with the 3 Ravens logos on the back:  American flag, Maryland flag and OC flag.  Cost $25.  Also Long sleeve T's for $20, short sleeved T's for $15.  If I get 40 orders will be able to get these by Christmas!  Show your OC MD pride!  Taking orders for Roost 44 golf shirts (purple) for women and men.  Cost $35.  If you have questions or  want to get on any of these lists email Maggie Miller at millermaggie@mchsi.com.  Thanks! 
  • Mary Kendall is looking for 2 tickets to the Ravens game with the Browns on 12/28.  Please contact her at mary.kendall@merck.com for more information. 
  • We have 2 seats ($50 for the 2 seats) available on the bus for the December 14 home game against the Jacksonville Jaguars.  Need to have your own game tickets.  Trish Nealpwneal12@comcast.net.  443 604-6112. 

Ravens Poop 
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
  • The 8-5 Ravens are back home Sunday as the Jacksonville Jaguars come to town, 1 pm. 
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 
  • Now thru January 4, 2015 - Winterfest of Lights Ocean City, Northside Park, 125th St. & Bay.  Enjoy this award-winning holiday paradise created for the whole family! More than one million holiday lights sparkle throughout your favorite beach resort.  Tour the avenues of Ocean City to see seasonal decor then it’s on to Northside Park on 125th Street to see hundreds of animated lighted displays. 
Relax in the heated tent, enjoy entertainment on selected nights & sip hot chocolate at the Winterfest Village. Browse Yukon Cornelius' gift shop for a special gift and have a photo taken with Santa. 
Board the Winterfest Express to tour the lights, including the themed exhibits of your favorite fairy tales. 
Admission is $5 per person. Children, 11 years and under are free. 
Sunday through Thursday, 5:30pm - 9:30pm. 
Friday and Saturday 5:30pm - 10:30pm. 
For more information call 410-250-0125. 
The Texas Tenors bring their “Deep in the Heart of Christmas” show to the all new Ocean City Maryland Performing Arts Center, 8pm, Saturday December 13.  
The Texas Tenors, featuring JC Fisher, Marcus Collins and John Hagen, have performed for over 100 million people around the world.  The group formed in 2009, the same year they made their television debut on NBC’s America’s Got Talent becoming the highest ranking vocal group in the history of the show.  Since then their fame has continued to grow as they have played to sold out venues worldwide, have had their own PBS “You Should Dream” TV Special and  are one of the most breathtaking theatre shows in Branson Missouri.  The Texas Tenors sing Country, Pop, Classical, Broadway and much more in this fun filled entertaining “Deep in the Heart of Christmas” Show. 
Dust off your 10 gallon hat and boots and join the excitement, 8pm, Saturday December 13 as The Texas Tenors bring their Cowboy charm to the all new Ocean City Maryland Performing Arts Center. 
Joining The Texas Tenors will be special guest, The Reminders. The Reminders represent a lifetime of music, having written famous and prize winning songs, recorded and produced all kinds of styles and played on recordings all over the world.  They are Delaware’s premier original Americana band with roots in gospel, blues and country music and the perfect addition to this inspiring show. 
Tickets on sale now at the Ocean City Convention Center box office, 410-723-8601 or call Ticketmaster 1-800-551-SEAT.  Prices are $35, $45, and $55. Visit www.oceancityconcerts.com for more show information.  The Texas Tenors Deep in the Heart of Christmas is a holiday show the entire family can enjoy. 
General Route - Saturday & Sunday from 11:00 am - 4:00 p.m. (depending on weather and/or ridership) - Begin at Inlet Lot near Thrasher's enjoy riding on the Boardwalk and around the pier.  
For more information call Randy 443-783-1409. 
(Weather and ridership conditions may vary.) 

Funny Poop 
  • A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike and says, “Did Santa get you that?"  
“Yes,” replies the little girl.  
“Well," says the policeman, "tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year,” and fines her five dollars.  
The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, "Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”  
The policeman chuckles and replies, “He sure did!"  
“Well,” says the little girl, “next year, tell Santa the dick goes under the horse and not on it." 
  • A woman goes to see her doctor and explains that every time she sneezes, she has a massive climax. 
"Are you taking anything for it?" her doctor asks. 
"Yes," she replies: "Pepper." 
  • A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. He says to the woman, "You must be single."  
The woman was surprised & replies, "Yes, how did you know?"  
The clerk answers, "Because you're ugly."  
Etcetera 
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
  • Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
  • Life is short. Focus on the good. 


Frank 

 Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 
And put that ball across the line 
So fly with talons spread wide 
Go in and strike with Ravens pride 
Fight! Fight! Fight! 
Ravens dark wings take flight 
Dive in and show them your might 
For Baltimore and Maryland 
You will fly on to victory 
  

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