Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Weekly Poop 11/18/15


Roost #44 Poop 
  • Dates to Remember: 
  • Tonight – Ravens Rap returns to the Original Greene Turtle, 7 pm. 
  • Friday – WCS Meeting @ … 
  • Friday - Penguin Swim Team Guest Bartender Social @ the Captain's Galley II in West OC, 6-9 pm. 
  • Entertainment Update: 
  • Christmas Party December 12 at the Cove Restaurant at Bayside.  Doors open at 6:45.  Price is $35 per person$50.00 for guest who are not Roost members Cut off date is November 20 (this Friday).  Menu options- 
  • Roasted Airline Chicken  
  • Stuffed Shrimp with Crab Meat  
  • Prime Rib and Crab Cake 
Mail check (made out to Ravens Roost #44) to Eric Waterman, 311 S. Ocean Drive, Ocean City, MD 21842 and INCLUDE YOUR MENU selection! 
  • This years AGH Penguin Swim is scheduled for Friday Jan 1st 2016.  It will again take place at the Princess Royal Hotel.  There is one small changes to the format this year.  When you register for the event, there is an initial donation of $25 required.  That goes toward whatever your total fundraising amount is and automatically qualifies you for a prize (T-shirt) at that level.  There will also be a carnival atmosphere with more games and activities to participate in while waiting to "get wet for a good cause".   
To join the OC Ravens Roost #44 Penguin Swim Team simple go to "www.aghpenguinswim.org" scroll down to "Become a Penguin" and click on "join a team".  Under Penguin Search click on "Team Name" and enter "OC Ravens Roost" then click "search".  Click on the team name again and then click on "Join Team".  Enter the required information and you will be registered!  If you have any problems, let me know. 
We are planning a "Chinese Auction" for the Roost Christmas Party.  We need donations for the auction and are looking for anything that Roost members may like such as: gift certificates from local business's/Restaurants; bottles of wine, beer, liquor; artwork; memorabilia; homemade items; crafts; etc.  Please let me know what items you are able to get or donate for the auction so I can make a running list. 
For your personal fundraising, talk with family, friends, business associates, in-laws and out-laws, and POST ON FACEBOOK.   
Please let me know when you have registered. 
Gary 
  • OC Ravens Roost 44 Penguin Swim Team, in support of Atlantic General Hospital Penguin Swimpresents a fun evening of music, dance, good food, great drinks and Celebrity Guest Bar-Tenders.  Hosted by: CAPTAINS GALLEY RESTAURANT & LOUNGE, 12817 Harbor Rd., West OC, Friday Nov. 20th 6-9 p.m. 
* Free Admission 
* HH prices on select food and drink items 
* Live Music  
* Raffle prizes include; set of 4 hand painted beer mugs, art prints, gift certificates, growler of Burley Oak beer, and much more.  
GUEST BAR-TENDERS INCLUDE: 
Allison Justice (AGH), Tammy Patrick (AGH), Salvatore Fasano (La Quinta Inn & Suites), Maggie Miller (RR44), Tom Maly (RR44), Colby Phillips (OCBP, OP Aquatics) Duane Phillips (OCEMS), And More! 
  • Ticket Exchange: 
  • Tony and Donna have tix for Steelers game Tix, bus seats, $300 for 2.  Call Donna if interested. 
  • We are selling our tickets for the Ravens vs Chiefs game on 12/20 @ 1pm.  Tickets are in the lower level about the 8 yard line on the visitors side.  Price for 2 tickets AND round trip bus from OC is $300.  Gary 443-618-9972. 
  • Two Ravens tickets for sale for each game: Seahawks and Chiefs. Section 103, Row 35, Seats 20-21. Cost is $240 for each pair. Lower deck. Good seats.  Thanks, Herb Roe.  410-208-0422 

Ravens Poop 
  • The Ravens long, strange trip continues Sunday as the St. Louis Rams come to Town, 1 pm. 
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 
Enjoy this award-winning holiday paradise created for the whole family! More than one million holiday lights sparkle throughout your favorite beach resort.  Tour the avenues of Ocean City to see seasonal decor then it’s on to Northside Park on 125th Street to see hundreds of animated lighted displays. 
Relax in the heated tent, enjoy entertainment on selected nights & sip hot chocolate at the Winterfest Village. Browse Yukon Cornelius' gift shop for a special gift and have a photo taken with Santa. 
Board the Winterfest Express to tour the lights, including the themed exhibits of your favorite fairy tales. 
Admission is $5 per person. Children, 11 years and under are free. 
Sunday through Thursday, 5:30pm - 9:30pm. 
Friday and Saturday 5:30pm - 10:30pm. 
For more information call 410-250-0125. 
  • Saturday - Turkey Trot Golf Tournament, Eagle's Landing Golf Course.  One of the last chances for a great golf tournament before cold weather.  Grab your friends and join us at Ocean City’s award-winning course.  This is a 4 person modified scramble featuring golf tournament and turkey feast.  A 9:30 a.m. shotgun start will put the event into action.  For information, please contact Eagles Landing Golf Course at 410-213-7277 or visit www.eagleslandinggolf.com. 
  • Saturday - Bull & Oyster Beach Party OC-Berlin Optimist Club Fundraiser, Fager's Island.  OC-Berlin Optimist Club SDHS Scholarship Fundraiser featuring great local craft beers from EVO, Burley Oak, RAR and Dogfish Head.  All you can eat raw oysters, carved beef, BBQ chicken and ribs.  Door prizes, silent auction, music by DJ Greg.  The OC-Berlin Optimist has donated over 1.5 million in scholarships to local students.   Please come out and help support their effort.  $40 in advance or $45 at the door. 

Funny Poop 
  • A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate.  
"No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse."  
"And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer.  
"No I did not," the doctor said.  
"So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead."  
The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way.  The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere." 
  • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.  She says hello.  He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her. So he says, "Do you know me?" 
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." 
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says, "Oh, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I did on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped me with wet celery?" 
The woman looks sternly into his eyes and says very calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." 

Etcetera 
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
  • Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
  • Life is short. Focus on the good. 


Frank 


Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 
And put that ball across the line 
So fly with talons spread wide 
Go in and strike with Ravens pride 
Fight! Fight! Fight! 
Ravens dark wings take flight 
Dive in and show them your might 
For Baltimore and Maryland 
You will fly on to victory 

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