Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Weekly Poop 2/14/18





Roost #44 Poop
  • From the Prez – Remember that we collect plastic grocery bags at every Roost meeting. These bags are used by Diakonia (Local Food Bank & Homeless Shelter) to distribute food contributions to the needy. My white Ford pickup truck is parked in front of OC 360 at every Roost meeting. Simply put your plastic bags (tied up tightly) in the bed of the truck. This is a great way to recycle plastic bags for a good cause.
  • Dates to Remember:
    • Tomorrow – Mini Golf Tournament
    • Tuesday, February 27 – Entertainment Committee Meeting
    • Saturday, March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade
    • Friday, June 1 – Scholarship Golf Tournament
  • Membership: Thanks to everyone that have paid their dues so far. For those that haven’t yet, please mail them to me, Susan White, 32612 Falling Point Road, Dagsboro, DE, 19939. Please make all checks payable to Ravens Roost #44. Thank you.
  • Parade: St. Patrick’s Day Parade in OC this year will be Saturday, March 17th. I need to know if you are interested in walking in the parade. Please let me know as quickly as possible so we can get something together. Sorry for the late notice but I have been swamped at work. Thanks, Mary Kendall. Email: mary.kendall@merck.com. Cellphone: 302-236-9617.
  • Entertainment:
    • The next Entertainment Committee meeting will be on Tuesday, February 27th, 5:30pm, at the original Greene Turtle. We are always looking for new members to join the committee.
    • Mini Golf Tournament:
      • Date, time and place - Thurs. Feb 15th, 7-9pm, @ Old Pro Indoor on 136th St. Beer,wine,soda,water before,during and after play. Then appetizer type food and prizes at the original Greene Turtle after 9pm. Drinks on your own at the GT. Please arrive no later than 6:45 to get foursome assignments, pre-prepared score cards, equipment and a drink or two to begin with a shotgun start as close to 7pm as possible.
      • Current status: We have 36 players signed up (25 RR members + 11 non-members !).
      • Format: same as last year: Foursomes of 2 mixed teams of 2 (male/female).
      • Sign up: Cash or check payable to Ron Apperson. Currently $30pp due to unknown actual final head count. Looking to rebate several $$pp at the GT if current status hold true.


Ravens Poop
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here.

Local Poop
  • Friday - Burgers with Bob of Opposite Directions, Lighthouse Sound Restaurant. Burgers with Bob is Back! Every Friday night in January and February, Bob from Opposite Directions will be playing in our lounge from 6-9pm. A special burger menu will be available on these nights prepared by Chef Joel, plus we will have Happy Hour drinks specials from 4 - 7pm.
  • Friday thru Sunday - Seaside Boat Show - The Boat Show That Works For Kids, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. The 34th Annual Seaside Boat Show - The #1 indoor Boat Show on the Eastern Shore, featuring approximately 350 boats and over 140 exhibitors, including 50 boat dealers. Friday 11:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m., Saturday 10:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m., Sunday 10:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. Admission only $10 for adults or $1 for children. For more information, contact Charlie at cdorman1@yahoo.com or visit www.ocboatshow.com.
  • Saturday & Sunday - Valentine's Horse & Carriage Rides Along the Boardwalk - Special Valentine's Package, Ocean City Inlet Near Thrasher's. Enjoy a horse & carriage ride along the boardwalk with your sweetheart to celebratentine's Day. Starting at the Inlet Lot near Thrasher's Fries. Saturday and Sunday, February 10-11 and February 17-18. $40 per couple (includes a box of chocolates, a rose, and a glass of bubbly for the ride). To make reservations and for more information, call Randy Davis at 443-783-1409.


Funny Poop
  • The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out.
After about an hour's examination he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles. He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the situation. After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree but under four conditions."
The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long pause. The pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex.
"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex.
"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she can tell no one."
After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth condition?"
The pope smiled and replied, "Big tits."


Etcetera


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