Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Weekly Poop 4/18/12

Roost #44 Poop
·         Dates to Remember:
·        Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @...
·        Tuesday – HARRINGTON BUS TRIP.  Cost is $20.00 per person which includes $15.00 free play, a lunch buffet, and your bus seat.  The Bus departs Montego Bay (130th street) at 8:30 am with a second stop at the Roses Store in Millsboro on Route 113.  Bus departs Harrington at 3pm.  Guests are welcome.  Eight seats are still available.  To sign up, Email Paul and Trish at pwneal12@comcast.net or if no email available, call 302-436-9017.  You will need to give Paul or Trish either your Harrington Player Card Number or your Birthday Date.  Let them know where you want to be picked up, either at Montego Bay and 130th Street, Ocean City or at Roses on Route 113 in Millsboro.  Mail a check immediately after you sign up to 36977 Laws Points Rd, Selbyville, DE 19975.  Check is made out to Raven Roost #44.  
·        Saturday, April 28 – A Wine Tasting and Tour at Costa Ventosa ("Windy Coast") winery and vineyard in Whaleyville, MD from 3-5 p.m.  The cost is $10 per person and includes an opportunity to taste their 9 wines, a tasting glass, a full glass of your favorite wine and light snacks.  Additional glasses can be purchased at the discounted price of $4 per glass.  A 10% discount will be applied to all bottle purchases.  There is a limit of 35 attendees, so sign up early.  Sign up at tomorrow’s meeting, call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780, or email tmaly818@mchsi.com to get on the list.  The vineyard is located on the right side SR610 approximately 3 miles west of the intersection of SR610 and Rt. 113.  Hope to see you there.
·        May 31—June 3 – The Council of Baltimore Ravens Roosts Annual Convention.  Ocean City’s longest running convention/parade celebrates its’ 46th year.  Join the fun at the Castle in the Sand and register early.  Registration forms can be had here.
·        Friday, June 1 – The 15th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament, Ocean Pines Country Club, 9am shotgun start.  Price is $90 per golfer this year (cheap!) and includes continental breakfast and lunch, beer and soda and golfer participation gifts.  Contact Marc Grimes @ 302.222.0159 or Don McMullen @ 443.388.2941 for more details.  Go to our website for details and forms.
·        Sunday, July 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Annual Summer Picnic.  Details soon.
·        Saturday, December 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party.  Details soon.
·        Roost Apparel: Maggie Miller is taking orders for the next batch of Roost #44 jerseys and has a limited number for sale on a first come/first served basis.  Also the NEW Turtle/Ox Roost 44 shirts are being ordered.  New colors, new styles!  We need 75 orders for Red Sun to do a run of these colorful shirts.  Come to the meetings and see the new gear.  Roost #44 is stylin'!
·        It’s that time of year again! Please bring wine, liquor & beer to the May 10th meeting for our basket of cheer auction item at our Scholarship Golf Tournament.
·        “We had a very disappointing response for participation in the Convention Parade – only 17 members signed up.  I'm hoping that some who did not attend the meeting will contact me to be included in the parade.  But really, 17 is hardly worth the effort required to put this together.  Let me know if you're interested.  If we don't get more, we just won't participate this year.  Thanks.”  Jo Ann

Ravens Poop
·        Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.  It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
·        Looking for an Orioles Blog?  Go to Britt’s Bird Watch for the latest Orioles news!

Local Poop
·        Today – Brushes & Bubbly – An Art Experience with No Artistic Skill Needed!  The Art League of Ocean City is sponsoring an evening of painting and fun that requires no prior experience.  On April 18 from 7-9 pm folks are invited and asked to bring friends, an adult beverage, old clothes and snacks to munch on.  The Art League will supply brushes, paints, 16” x 20” canvases, music and cups, and an artist to guide you.  All will go home with a personalized, completed work of art!  Participants must be at least 21 years of age.  The cost is $40 per person of which $35 is a tax deductible donation to the new Ocean City Center for the Arts.  To reserve a space, call the Art League at 410-524-9433.  The Art League is temporarily located at 94th St. and Coastal Hwy. in the Ocean Plaza Mall.
·        Tomorrow – Hooked Rug Exhibit, Dunes Manor Hotel.  Traditional hooked rug exhibit featuring an extensive variety of rugs, wall hangings, pictures & more in primitive or tapestry style.  Exhibit held during the 18th annual MD Shores Rug Hooking School.  Located at the Dunes Manor Hotel on 28th Street, oceanfront.  Thursday, 12 noon - 8pm.  For more information, contact Janice Russell at 410-289-4110 or ocrug@aol.com.
·        Friday & Saturday – Region 19 Sweet Adelines Competition, Convention Center, 40th St and the Bay.  Twenty-seven choruses from the Mid-Atlantic region compete for medals & the opportunity to represent Region 19 at the international convention.  Exciting chorus & quartet performances along with the “Show of Champions.”  Saturday at 8 pm. Convention Center on 40th St.  Admission.  For more information, please contact Fran King at 717-529-3129, or visit www.region19sai.org.
·        Friday, Saturday & Sunday – Pork in the Park National BBQ Cookoff in Salisbury, Maryland.  Follow your nose and the pig signs off Route 50 to the Pork in the Park BBQ Festival at Winterplace Park in Salisbury, Maryland.  This family friendly BBQ festival has grown in leaps and bounds as the recent events have hosted 142 BBQ competitor teams and saw over 35,000 attendees, making it the 2nd largest Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) Competition in the nation.  Dates: April 20-22, 2012.  Hours: Friday 4-10pm; Saturday 10am-10pm; Sunday 11am-5pm.  Admission: $2/Daily for Adults; Kids under 12 Free.  Location: Winterplace Park, Salisbury, Maryland - Get Directions.  Additional Parking: FREE Parking and Shuttle from the Shorebirds Parking Lot All hours of the event and for one hour after the close of the festival.
·        Saturday – Ocean City Hometown Heroes Night, Sponsored by Synepuxent Post 166 American Legion Family.  Saturday April 21, 2012.  Social Hour 5:00 PM, Dinner 6:00 PM.  Chicken Cordon Bleu with Scalloped Potatoes, Garden Salad, Catalina Mixed Vegetables, & Dessert.  Advance Tickets go on sale Wednesday, April 4th for only $10.00.  Call 410-289-3166 for more information or see http://www.alpost166.org.
·        Sunday – Inaugural Komen Ocean City Race for the Cure, Inlet Parking Lot, the Boardwalk, and Baltimore Ave.  Support our promise to save lives and end breast cancer forever by empowering people ensuring quality care for all and energizing science to find the cure.  Sunday, 7 a.m – 10 a.m.  For more information, call 410-938-8990, or send a request to lwooten@komenmd.org.  www.komenmd.org/oc.
·        Sunday – Release Party - Teenage Rust Band (Relay for Life Fundraiser), BJ's on the Water.  Mark your calendar for the release party of the newest cd from the Teenage Rust Band with Billy & Maddy Carder.  This party will be a blast with 50/50's and tons of fun!
·        Monday – Diamondback Dash 5K, Local Greene Turtles in North Ocean City, Salisbury, Lewes & Rehoboth, DE.  Funds for Friends for Diamondback Dash 5K where 10% goes to the Delaware Center for Inland Bays "Save the Turtles" program.  Local Greene Turtle Restaurants in North Ocean City, Salisbury, MD; Lewes & Rehoboth, DE.  After Party with Greene Turtle Sliders, snacks, beverages and beer.

Funny Poop
·        Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.  The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest.  He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".  The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast?  My father is a hunter.  He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".  The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head.  He then says: "You two know nothing about fast.  My father works for the government.  He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
·        The teacher wrote on the blackboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer.”
“Now Paul,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?”
“Get a boyfriend.” Paul replied.
·        A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can.  The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had."
The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy answers, "75 cents."

Etcetera
·         Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.
·         Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.



Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Ravens 2012 Schedule

The Ravens open up at home on Monday night against the Cincinnati Bengals. Full story here:

http://www.baltimoreravens.com/News/Articles/2012/04/Press_Release_-_Ravens_Release_2012_Schedule.aspx


How Proud Her Parents Must Be Dept.

Do you think you've had a terrible concertgoing experience recently? Well, you've got nothing on the woman who was impregnated in a bathroom at a Megadeth/Motorhead show at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago and took to Craigslist's Missed Connections section to find the father.In a post entitled, "Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)," an anonymous woman wrote the following post, which is reproduced here in its entirety:

See the listing here...

Monday, April 16, 2012

NFL schedules to be released Tuesday night

You've known the 2012 opponents for your favorite team for three months now, but soon you'll know the dates and times. 

The NFL schedule will be announced Tuesday at 7 p.m., the league announced Monday. Remember to break out the calendar and check back to the AFC North blog for reaction to how the seasons for each division team play out. 


http://espn.go.com/blog/afcnorth/post/_/id/46037/nfl-schedules-to-be-released-tuesday-night

The Dew Tour...

...is coming back to the beach!  August 16-19, 2012.



Get all the info @ http://www.allisports.com/dew-tour.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Now this is an Obituary...

A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.

Read the rest here...

Friday, April 13, 2012

2012 Strength of Schedule

Ok, so the Ravens will have the 4th toughest schedule this coming season, based on last season's w/l records.  That's ok, because all the good teams have tough schedules...

What's that?  Patriots will have the easiest?  Green Bay second easiest?  Wait a tic...

http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/56896/2012-nfl-strength-of-schedule

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Muscle Car

Who remembers cruizin' in your muscle car?  Sure, we all do!  Well now you can relive those thrilling days of yesteryear in your shiny Prius (sort of).  Great fun!

Weekly Poop 4/11/12

Roost #44 Poop
·         Dates to Remember:
·        Thursday – Ravens Roost #44 monthly meeting, The Blue Ox, 7:30pm.  Busy meeting this month: Jerseys, Convention, Parade, Booze for the Golf Tourney. 
·        Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @ Harpoon Hanna’s Tiki Bar.  Topic of discussion: Benefits of alcohol consumption over H²O.
·        Tuesday, April 24 – HARRINGTON BUS TRIP.  Cost is $20.00 per person which includes $15.00 free play, a lunch buffet, and your bus seat.  The Bus departs Montego Bay (130th street) at 8:30 am with a second stop at the Roses Store in Millsboro on Route 113.  Bus departs Harrington at 3pm.  Guests are welcome.  To sign up, Email Paul and Trish at pwneal12@comcast.net or if no email available, call 302-436-9017.  You will need to give Paul or Trish either your Harrington Player Card Number or your Birthday Date.  Let them know where you want to be picked up, either at Montego Bay and 130th Street, Ocean City or at Roses on Route 113 in Millsboro.  Mail a check immediately after you sign up to 36977 Laws Points Rd, Selbyville, DE 19975.  Check is made out to Raven Roost #44.  You can also pay at tomorrow’s meeting.  Sign up early and spread the word for those who don’t have a computer.
·        Saturday, April 28 – A Wine Tasting and Tour at Costa Ventosa ("Windy Coast") winery and vineyard in Whaleyville, MD from 3-5 p.m.  The cost is $10 per person and includes an opportunity to taste their 9 wines, a tasting glass, a full glass of your favorite wine and light snacks.  Additional glasses can be purchased at the discounted price of $4 per glass.  A 10% discount will be applied to all bottle purchases.  There is a limit of 35 attendees, so sign up early.  Sign up at tomorrow’s meeting, call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780, or email tmaly818@mchsi.com to get on the list.  The vineyard is located on the right side SR610 approximately 3 miles west of the intersection of SR610 and Rt. 113.  Hope to see you there.
·        May 31—June 3 – The Council of Baltimore Ravens Roosts Annual Convention.  Ocean City’s longest running convention/parade celebrates its’ 46th year.  Join the fun at the Castle in the Sand and register early.  Registration forms can be had here.
·        Friday, June 1 – The 15th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament, Ocean Pines Country Club, 9am shotgun start.  Price is $90 per golfer this year (cheap!) and includes continental breakfast and lunch, beer and soda and golfer participation gifts.  Contact Marc Grimes @ 302.222.0159 or Don McMullen @ 443.388.2941 for more details.  Go to our website for details and forms.
·        Sunday, July 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Annual Summer Picnic.  Details soon.
·        Saturday, December 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party.  Details soon.
·        Roost Apparel: The Roost 44 jerseys are IN and they look GREAT!!!!  If you ordered a Roost 44 jersey, please bring a check made out to Ravens Roost 44 in the amount of $35.00 per jersey to tomorrow’s meeting.  If you didn't get in on this order, don't despair!  Maggie Miller is taking orders for the next batch and will have a limited number for sale on a first come/first served basis at the meeting!  Also the NEW Turtle/Ox Roost 44 shirts are being ordered.  New colors, new styles!  We need 75 orders for Red Sun to do a run of these colorful shirts.  Come to the meeting and see the new gear.  Roost 44 is stylin'!
·        It’s that time of year again! Please bring wine, liquor & beer to tomorrow’s meeting for our basket of cheer auction item at our Scholarship Golf Tournament.  You will also have the opportunity to bring items at the May 10th meeting should you not be attending tomorrow’s.

Ravens Poop
·        Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.  It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
·        Looking for an Orioles Blog?  Go to Britt’s Bird Watch for the latest Orioles news!

Local Poop
·        Saturday – Multiple Sclerosis 5K Walk, Grand Hotel.  Join The Movement - Walk 5K (3.2 miles) along Ocean City's Boardwalk and help create a world free of MS.  Registration starts at 9:00 am at the Grand Hotel, 21st Street.  Walk begins at 10:00 am. For more information or to register contact Samantha Flottemesch 443-641-1207 or visit www.walkmsmaryland.org today!  Bill and Lilly Cordwell have a team (TEAM LILLY).  Please join us for a good walk at www.walkmsmaryland.org.
·        Sunday – Ocean City Bridal Show, Seacrets.  This is a fun event!  Meet the top local wedding vendors and enjoy music, entertainment & bridal fashion show at Seacret’s world famous Morley Hall.  Vendors will be giving away free wedding services & gifts including a FREE Caribbean Cruise for 2 courtesy of wedding officiant Sean Rox.  Admission: $10 at the door, $7.50 online.  1-4 p.m.  For more information, call 410-289-7699 or sent a request to sean@roxbeach.com.  www.oceancitybridalshow.com

Funny Poop
·        How do you know when you're staying in a West Virginia hotel?  When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," the front desk replies "Go ahead."
·        How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?  There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
·        Why do the drivers' education classes in Pittsburgh schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?  Because on Tuesdays and Thursdays the Sex Ed class uses it.

Etcetera
·         Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.
·         Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.



Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Lardarius Signs

Future looks strong for Ravens corners
April, 5, 2012
By Jamison Hensley


Ravens cornerback Lardarius Webb agreed to a five-year, $50 million extension with a $10 million signing bonus, a league source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter. Webb is now signed through the 2017 season.

This move not only takes away the possibility of Webb signing elsewhere as a restricted free agent this month but it secures a bright and strong future for the Ravens at cornerback.

Webb and Jimmy Smith, the team's first-round pick from a year ago, will be a formidable pair for years to come for AFC North rivals Ben Roethlisberger and Andy Dalton. It wouldn't be surprising if Webb and Smith developed into the league's best cornerback tandem by the end of the 2012 season.

In his first full season as a starter, Webb was the fourth-highest graded cornerback and the second-highest rated one in coverage, according to Pro Football Focus. He didn't allow a touchdown last season, and quarterbacks had a rating of 55.6 when throwing at him, according to the site.

Webb, 26, led the AFC North with 20 passes defensed and five interceptions in the regular season. He picked off three more passes in the playoffs.

Smith, 23, had some rough moments as a rookie, especially when he gave up a 28-yard touchdown to San Diego's Malcom Floyd, but he stepped up his play in the postseason. Smith also has the size and speed to become a shutdown corner.

The emergence of Webb and Smith helped the Ravens finish fourth in pass defense last season. Baltimore led the NFL with 11 touchdown passes allowed, four fewer than any other team in the league.

Complete article here.
 
 
 

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Ravens 2012 Preseason Schedule

Released today:

BALTIMORE RAVENS
  • Thursday, Aug. 9 at Atlanta
  • Friday, Aug. 17 vs. Detroit
  • Thursday, Aug. 23 vs. Jacksonville
  • Thursday, Aug. 30 at St. Louis

Weekly Poop 4/4/12

Roost #44 Poop
·         Dates to Remember:
·        Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @
·        Tuesday, April 24 – HARRINGTON BUS TRIP.  Cost is $20.00 per person which includes $15.00 free play, a lunch buffet, and your bus seat.  The Bus departs Montego Bay (130th street) at 8:30 am with a second stop at the Roses Store in Millsboro on Route 113.  Bus departs Harrington at 3pm.  Guests are welcome.  To sign up, Email Paul and Trish at pwneal12@comcast.net or if no email available, call 302-436-9017.  You will need to give Paul or Trish either your Harrington Player Card Number or your Birthday Date.  Let them know where you want to be picked up, either at Montego Bay and 130th Street, Ocean City or at Roses on Route 113 in Millsboro.  Mail a check immediately after you sign up to 36977 Laws Points Rd, Selbyville, DE 19975.  Check is made out to Raven Roost #44.  You can also pay at the April meeting.  Sign up early and spread the word for those who don’t have a computer.
·        Saturday, April 28 – A Wine Tasting and Tour at Costa Ventosa ("Windy Coast") winery and vineyard in Whaleyville, MD from 3-5 p.m.  The cost is $10 per person and includes an opportunity to taste their 9 wines, a tasting glass, a full glass of your favorite wine and light snacks.  Additional glasses can be purchased at the discounted price of $4 per glass.  A 10% discount will be applied to all bottle purchases.  There is a limit of 35 attendees, so sign up early.  Sign up at the April meeting or call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 or email tmaly818@mchsi.com to get on the list.  The vineyard is located on the right side SR610 approximately 3 miles west of the intersection of SR610 and Rt. 113.  Hope to see you there.
·        May 31—June 3 – The Council of Baltimore Ravens Roosts Annual Convention.  Ocean City’s longest running convention/parade celebrates its’ 46th year.  Join the fun at the Castle in the Sand and register early.  Registration forms can be had here.
·        Friday, June 1 – The 15th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament, Ocean Pines Country Club, 9am shotgun start.  Price is $90 per golfer this year (cheap!) and includes continental breakfast and lunch, beer and soda and golfer participation gifts.  Contact Marc Grimes @ 302.222.0159 or Don McMullen @ 443.388.2941 for more details.  Go to our website for details and forms.
·        Sunday, July 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Annual Summer Picnic.  Details soon.
·        Saturday, December 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party.  Details soon.
·        Roost Apparel: The Roost 44 jerseys are IN and they look GREAT!!!!  If you ordered a Roost 44 jersey, please bring a check made out to Ravens Roost 44 in the amount of $35.00 per jersey to the April meeting.  If you didn't get in on this order, don't despair!  Maggie Miller is taking orders for the next batch and will have a limited number for sale on a first come/first served basis at the April meeting!  Also the NEW Turtle/Ox Roost 44 shirts are being ordered.  New colors, new styles!  We need 75 orders for Red Sun to do a run of these colorful shirts.  Come to the meeting and see the new gear.  Roost 44 is stylin'!
·        It’s that time of year again! Please bring wine, liquor & beer to the meeting on April 12 for our basket of cheer auction item at our Scholarship Golf Tournament.  You will also have the opportunity to bring items at the May 10th meeting should you not be attending April’s.

Ravens Poop
·        Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.  It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.

Local Poop
·        Friday & Saturday – Easter Kids Fun Fair & Art and Craft Show, Convention Center on 40th St.  Art and Craft Show: Exhibitors displaying unique hand-crafted items including wearable art, jewelry, lawn & garden decor, toys, gifts & more!  Kids Fair: Continuous events, activities and entertainment, including Beanny, the Easter Bunny, egg hunts, coloring tables, magic & puppet shows, clowns, face painting, dancing, games, contests and more.  Friday and Saturday from 10am - 5pm.  For more information, contact Mike Wicklein or Starr George at 410-213-8090 or oceanpromotions@beachin.net
·        Saturday – Spring Celebration, Main Street, Berlin.  A celebration of the season held on Main Street in downtown Berlin.  Have breakfast with the Easter Bunny, enjoy local entertainment, crafters and food vendors and watch the Easter Bonnet Parade.  Saturday, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m.  For more information, contact Olive Mawyer at 410-641-4775, or visit www.BerlinChamber.org

Funny Poop
·        An elderly couple was sitting on their rocking chairs rocking back and forth.  The woman whacked her husband as hard as she could right off his chair.
Surprised and disorientated he said "Now why did you do that?"
She replied "That is for 50 years of horrible sex".
He sits back down and thinks about it for a while, and pretty soon you hear another whack, this time the wife falls off the chair and soon, gets back up and says, "What was that for?"
He replied, "That is for knowing the difference."
·        This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.  The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"  The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?"  The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes.  I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes!  I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"  The duck left, and returned the next day.  This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?"
The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"

Etcetera
·         Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.
·         Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.



Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory