Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- Saturday, April 12 - 5th Annual Roost 44 Fund Raising Dance: This year's dance will be on Saturday April 18, 2015 from 7-11 PM. Everything will be the same as last year - Music by TRANSFUSION; location is OC Elks Lodge Hall; beer, wine, soda, snacks, cash bar; door prizes, 50/50 & money wheel. $25pp. Tickets will be available at the January meeting & choice of table reservations can be made with a payment of at least $150 (1/2 table of 12). Floor plan is available. Contact Ron Apperson @ 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com after that or at Feb, Mar, & Apr meetings.
- Friday, May 29 - Roost #44 18th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament @ the Ocean Pines Golf Club. $100 per golfer; 9 am shotgun start. Get all of the details HERE.
- Dues ($30 per member) are past due. Checks are to be made to Ravens Roost 44, and may be mailed to Jo Ann at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842.
We're going to try using our membership cards as name badges this year. Everyone will be given a pin-on badge along with their membership card. Hopefully, we will be able to read everyone's name during a meeting. Again, this is a test this year. Comments and suggestions are welcome. Thanks, Jo Ann.
- Roost Apparel: The last order of sweatshirts featuring the 3 Ravens logos (one OC Flag, One MD Flag, One US Flag) were apparently a hit and are sold out. I have a few short sleeved T's left in various sizes and colors (grey or black) for $15. I can place another order if you now see them would love to have one. The cost is $25 for a zipped sweatshirt in either black or dark grey, long sleeve T's in black, grey or PURPLE for $20. I need 40 orders before we can get another run done. If interested, please email Maggie at millermaggie@mchsi.com or sign up at the March meeting. Thanks. Maggie Miller
Ravens Poop
Local Poop
- Saturday - Assateague Bunny Hop | A Celebration of Spring, Assateague Island State Park. Hop down the bunny trail at Assateague State Park! “BYOB” - Bring Your Own Basket and a keen eye as you search for eggs hidden at the Rackliffe Plantation House located across the street from the state park marina. Egg hunts will begin at 1:15 pm, groups will include Tiny Tots, Little Tykes, and Bunny Hoppers (grouped by age) with plenty of goodies for all to find. If you are feeling lucky, try our raffles and guessing game with drawings held at the end of the event. Co-sponsored by Friends of Assateague State Park. Call for more information (410) 641-2120 ext. 18. This event is free and appropriate for children ages 10 and under.
- Saturday - Mafia Murders Mystery and Italian Style Dinner | A Dunes at Dark Event, Dunes Manor Hotel. Who killed the Godfather of the Clamato Crime Family? Join us as we gather to celebrate the special occasion of the 75th birthday of the local Clamato Family Godfather, "Don. " But wait! Perhaps this birthday will be his last...? Members of the Clamato Family and his friends begin to surface as they scheme to take over the Clamato Family empire! The local "law enforcement" will question some likely suspects and reveal "WhoDunIt!" Perhaps it could be YOU, as one of our interactive audience participants! Advance Reservations: $69 inclusive of tax and gratuity or $89 inclusive of tax and gratuity on the day of the event. Children, 13 and under: $59 inclusive of tax and gratuity
Funny Poop
- Paddy took two stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow. "Ooh," said the presenter, "this is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers, taxidermists, who operated in London at the turn of the century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in really good condition?" "Sticks," said Paddy.
- A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Bob, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Bob had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Bob," the mortician commented, "but I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So he removed it, stuffed it in his briefcase, and took it home. "I have something you won't believe" he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed. "Bob is dead!"
Etcetera
- Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
- Our website is back up and running. Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
- Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
