Roost #44 Poop
Frank’s note: All items subject to
change/cancellation
From the Prez –
Dates to Remember:
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3/27/24 –
Fundraiser @ Pancho & Lefty’s
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4/11/24 – Monthly
Meeting
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5/9/24 – Monthly
Meeting
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5/30-6/2/24 –
Council Convention @ Castle in the Sand
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5/31/24 –
Scholarship Golf Tournament
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6/13/24 – Monthly
Meeting
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7/20/24 – Summer
Picnic
Membership:
We have 84 paid members.
Thanks to all members who continue to make this one of the best
and largest Ravens Roosts in the world!
Our membership roster is updated and we are currently
collecting dues for 2024. Dues remain
$40 per year. Please make checks payable
to Ravens Roost #44.
If you cannot make the meeting, you can mail the dues to me:
Susan Berterman
12290 Dixie Drive
Bishopville, MD 21813
Convention:
This year’s Ravens Roost Council Convention is Thursday, May
30 thru Sunday, June 2, once again at the Castle in the Sand. The cost of Registration is once again $70.
The convention is a great opportunity to share fellowship
with Ravens fans from all over. Ravens Roost 44 will, as always, have a hospitality suite located at Room 12, ground level,
right next to the Castle in the Sand office, for conventioneers to enjoy.
The council requires registrations and shirt orders to be
turned in at the April 19th Council meeting, so that means we have
to have all of our registrations and orders finalized by yhe end of our April
11th monthly meeting.
Attached are the registration and shirt forms (the link to
view the merchandise is http://ravensconvention2024.itemorder.com/)
Do not place any orders online. Fill out your registrations and shirt orders
and bring them to the April meeting.
Make all checks payable to Ravens Roost #44. The Roost must place a single order for
shirts and a single check for registrations, which is why it’s important to
have your forms at the April 11th meeting.
Also think about any events you would wish to participate –
There is Karaoke, Cuponk (like beer pong), Corn Hole, Mini Golf, Lip Sync,
Volleyball, Bingo, Crazy Hat Parade, and possibly Horseshoes.
Parade:
Convention Parade:
Looking for ideas! Can
be pertinent to this years theme (60 years of the Colts Corrals/Ravens Roosts)
or something else. Let’s put our heads
together and come up with something fun!
Email Susan maxao1@icloud.com with your thoughts!
Apparel:
The on-line store is closed. We will reopen June 1, 2024.
For new members the link to the
store is: ravensroost44.itemorder.com
Note you can only access the site
when the store is open.
Entertainment:
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Annual Roost 44 picnic Saturday, July 20th from 12
to 5 pm at Moose on Rt 20. Roost members
will pay $12 pp and receive 3 drink tickets for beer only. Any beer after that is $2. Non members will pay $20, no drink
tickets. We will have the usual
hamburgers, hot dogs, Italian sausages and fixings. Donations of home made salads would be
appreciated as well as home made desserts.
Sign up sheet will be set out at April's mtg.
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Still working on next cruise.
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We have a few choices for away games. Decisions where to go will be made after
schedule is released.
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Any suggestions for future activities are very
welcome. Text Donna at
410-627-7697. Thanks!
· The Entertainment Committee is
hosting a special event to raise money for our Roost. Please mark your calendar for Wednesday March
27th for a fun evening with friends and Roost members at Pancho & Lefty's
in west OC.
A portion of the
profits that night will be donated to Ravens Roost 44. We will also have a 50/50 raffle and a door
prize will be awarded to one lucky guest.
Since this is a fundraiser FOR OUR ROOST, please invite your friends,
neighbors, and workmates to attend.
"The more the
merrier", AND, the more that attend, the more will be donated to RR44!!
Our permanent
meeting host is the American Legion Post 166 located at Coastal Hwy and 23rd
streets.
Please enter
through the handicapped door on the 23rd street north side. All membership meetings begin at 7:30pm on
the second Thursday of each month.
However, all Roost members are invited to arrive early for food and
drink specials at reasonable prices - a great place to have dinner before or
during the meeting. The Post only
accepts cash for purchases.
The only likely
changes to the meeting schedule are for an outside summer meeting at our annual
family picnic and for a conflict at the post during the October bike week.
During football
season we are invited to the Post for a game viewing party with the big
projection screen along with tailgating food and drinks for sale.
Thanks,
Ron
AGH Penguin Swim:
Scholarship Golf Tournament:
27th Annual Scholarship Golf
Tournament
Place: Ocean Pines Golf Club
Date: May 31, 2024
Golfer Registration Fee: $120.00
Time: 7:45am Registration 9:00am
Shotgun start
Registration includes:
Continental Breakfast & Lunch (Silent
auction items: bidding before golf, during & after Lunch)
Putting Contest Winner $500.00
Cash Raffle winner $250.00
Beer, soda & water
Golfer participation gifts
Signature sponsor: $2,000.00
Major Sponsor: $1,000.00
Tee sponsor: $100.00
Volunteers are needed the day of the
tournament.
Thank
you,
Don
Constitution and Bylaws:
Updated Bylaws are
available at our website ocravensroost44.com.
Game Bus:
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Ticket Exchange:
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Good of the Roost:
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Ravens Roost #44 has won many trophies over the last 25
years, a majority of which Gary Miller had graciously stored in his storage
locker. Gary would like to find a new
home for them. Anyone with any ideas
where they can be stored (or displayed, preferably), please contact Gary @
443.618.9972. garywm1952@gmail.com
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Ravens Roost #44 will have a table set up at the inaugural
Ocean Pines 2024 Season Kick-Off and Expo @ White Horse Park on Saturday, April
20, from 3pm to 7pm. We will be trying
to recruit members, golfers, and penguin swimmers! Stop on by!
Ravens
Poop
· Good daily dose
of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. I can hardly stand
ESPN, but you can go here to stay up to
date with all of the AFC North news.
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Follow all the Orioles news @ MLB here, and on MASN
here, from columnist
Roch Kubatko. OPENING DAY IS TOMORROW!!!
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Into Maryland Terrapins basketball? Get your Terps fix here.
Local Poop
· Friday and Saturday - Home
& Condo Outdoor Show and Art and Craft Fair - Arts, Crafts & Home
Improvements Decor and More, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. Say hello to Spring by attending the HOME
SHOW which will display an exciting array of new products and services as well
as the necessities for the home or condo. Exhibitors will showcase ideas on decorating,
remodeling, accessorizing, renovating, and even building a home. Thousands of ideas for your home all under one
roof! A must-attend event for current
and future homeowners! In concert with
the HOME SHOW, the ART and CRAFT FAIR will offer a wide assortment of creative
and unique gifts and accessories made by artists and quality craftspeople from
near and far. Admission Fee.
· Friday and Saturday - Easter
Art and Craft Fair and Kids' Fun Fair, Roland E. Powell Convention
Center. Art & Craft Show: Exhibitors
display unique handcrafted items including wearable art, jewelry, lawn &
garden décor, toys, florals, fine art, caricatures, and more.
Easter Kids' Fun Fair: Continuous activities, games,
contests, and entertainment, including Beanny the Easter Bunny, Easter Egg
Hunts, Jelly Bean guesses, Coloring Tables, Musical Chairs, Hula Hoop Contests,
Limbo Contests
Pay As You Go Activities: Bounces, Slides and more
Admission
Funny
Poop
· The other night, I was invited out
for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words.
The hours passed and the margaritas
went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to
our respective homes, quite inebriated.
Just as I walked through the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times! Realizing that my husband would probably wake
up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quite pleased with myself for coming up
with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count
3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos!
The next morning, my husband asked
me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I
promised." He didn't even raise and
eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got
away with that one!
After a moment, he then replied,
"I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
A bit nervously, I asked him why,
to which he responded:
"Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped
over the coffee table and farted."
Etcetera
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I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me
by Tuesday, I’ll try to include it. Your
input is appreciated.
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Be sure to visit our website - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our
blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest
news, notes and nuggets.
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Life is
short. Focus on the good.
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I hope everyone has a blessed Easter!
Frank
And put that ball across the line
So, fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride