Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:
· Friday – Water Conservation Meeting @ The Blue Ox. Watch the crusin’ from the deck!
· Thursday, June 2 – Convention Weekend begins! This is the Council’s largest fundraiser so be sure to sign up for what is always a great event. From Jo Ann: “Members may still register but will not receive the souvenir package. Please mail to me at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD, 21842. If you have any questions, please call me at 410-250-5124 or 410-251-4360 any time. I will have more information of the special events--karaoke, miniature golf, scavenger hunt, bingo, etc.--at the next meeting, along with signup sheets. The Council usually requests help with staffing the food tent and other incidental events. Hopefully, I'll have more on that month as well.
This is a great time to meet other Roost members, as well as spending time with our own Roost members. There's always plenty of beer and food available. The price of $55 is very reasonable when you consider all the benefits.
You must be registered for the convention to participate in the events. Each person attending must have proper credentials, so spouses must be registered as well. There can't be any "sharing" this year. This includes admittance to our hospitality room. This is the Council's rule--not Ravens Roost 44.
Thanks. Jo Ann Elder”
Registration forms and schedule can be found here.
· Friday, June 3 – Ravens Roost #44 14th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament. Once again @ the Ocean Pines Country Club. The registration fee is only $85 this year so sign up early. Registration forms and Tee Sign Sponsorship forms are available here.
· Saturday, June 4 – Let's not forget the Convention Parade! We need to get a head count on how many women (yes, we'll ALL be women) will be able to march. I have had a few sign up already but would like to hear from all of you. Please give me your name, phone number and T-shirt size. E-mail me at memmray@peoplepc.com or call at 302-539-4623 (this is my REAL number). Thanks, Marie and parade committee.
· Friday, June 24 – OH BOY! Tribute to Buddy Holly at The Freeman Stage at Bayside. Raven Roost fans meet on the right side of the stage Look for a vertical Ravens banner. No banner will be displayed during the performance. There is a ten dollar ($10) admission for the show. Come early and park your chair then visit the Cove Bar until show time. Cove Bar has no cover charge. The Freeman Stage gate opens at 5pm, show starts at 7pm. Purchase show tickets on-line or at the gate. The Freeman Stage Website is www.freemanstage.org. Great website!
· Saturday, June 25 (DATE CHANGE) – Bus Trip to Camden Yards to see the Orioles play Cincinnati Reds at 7p.m. The cost is $50 a person which includes a game ticket, transportation, snacks and refreshments. A signup sheet will be available at the June meeting or call Tony Chaplinski at 302-436-4266.
· Sunday, July 10, Ravens Roost Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Pavilion in Ocean Pines from 1-6p.m. Roost #44 members are free, Adult guests $10 each, children under 12 $5.00. Menu: Premium burgers, hot dogs, sausage, jerk chicken, assorted salads and snacks, corn on the cob, watermelon, desserts and assorted beverages. Horseshoes. Music by Mr. OC. Sign up at the June Meeting or call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 to get on the list.
· Forthcoming Summer 2011: Boat Raft Ups – Details will be forthcoming from Captains Gary and Bob.
Other events in the planning stages for Late Summer and the Fall are a Crab Feast, Oyster Roast, Bowling Party, Miniature Golf Tournament, Swim Party, Halloween Party, Bus Trip to Harrington/Atlantic City and our Holiday Party on Saturday, December 17th at the Cove.
Ravens Poop
· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.
· Thursday thru Sunday – Cruisin' Ocean City. Popular car show features 3,000 hot rods, customs, classics, street machines, muscle cars & more. Live entertainment, celebrity guests, special attractions, boardwalk parades, manufacturers’ vendor, midway & more. Admission. Two locations: Convention Center on 40th Street and Inlet Parking Lot. Thursday - Saturday from 9am - 5pm; Sunday 9am - 4pm. For more information, call Meredith Hennen at 410-798-6304; email infoevent@aol.com or visit www.cruisinoceancity.com.
· Saturday – Preakness Party, Captain's Table Restaurant, 15th Street and the Boards, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Watch the race, place bets with raffle tickets, sample the official drink of the Preakness, beer, wine, soft drinks, heavy hors d'oeuvres. $40. Space is limited. Call for reservations, 410-289-7739. Proceeds will benefit public art in Ocean City.
· Saturday – Cruisin' Concert, Convention Center, 8:00 p.m. $20 and $15. Tribute to the Blues Brothers, Sir Rod and Johnny's Seaton's Elvis. 1-800-551-7328, 410-289-8314.
Funny Poop
· A blonde, redhead and brunette were on an airplane that was going down in flames somewhere near Dallas, Texas. The blonde reached inside her purse and pulled out all her make-up and began primping.
The others asked her what she was doing. She replied, “It's a well-known fact that the people at the crash-site will notice a beautiful woman before other victims. I'll look wonderful and be rescued first”
All of a sudden the redhead rips open her blouse and removes her bra to reveal enormous boobs.
When the other two ladies ask her what she's doing, she answers, "It's a well known fact that paramedics love women with huge tits. They will see me and rush to my side to administer CPR and I will be rescued first."
The brunette then begins to remove her skirt, and panty-hose.
The other two ladies ask, "What are YOU doing?"
She replies, "Ladies, it's a well known fact, the FIRST thing they look for at any crash-site is the BLACK BOX!"
The others asked her what she was doing. She replied, “It's a well-known fact that the people at the crash-site will notice a beautiful woman before other victims. I'll look wonderful and be rescued first”
All of a sudden the redhead rips open her blouse and removes her bra to reveal enormous boobs.
When the other two ladies ask her what she's doing, she answers, "It's a well known fact that paramedics love women with huge tits. They will see me and rush to my side to administer CPR and I will be rescued first."
The brunette then begins to remove her skirt, and panty-hose.
The other two ladies ask, "What are YOU doing?"
She replies, "Ladies, it's a well known fact, the FIRST thing they look for at any crash-site is the BLACK BOX!"
Etcetera
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· Life is short. Focus on the good.
· HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROOKSIE! 74 YEARS YOUNG.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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