Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Weekly Poop 12/12/12


Roost #44 Poop
  • Dates to Remember:
    • Tonight - Ravens Rap Show @ the Blue Ox.  From Eileen:  Hi All,
      • About Ravens Game day Sundays for the rest of this SEASON....Blue Ox WILL BE OPEN for the 1 and 4 pm AWAY games for the rest of the season, and ALL of the Post Season Games.  Please continue to let JoAnn know if you plan to go to the Turtle for the home games.
      • Thanks so much, Eileen
  • Friday, – Water Conservation Group Meeting @ …
  • Saturday – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party, 7-11 p.m., Cove Bayside.
    • Cost: $25 per member and $30 per guest which includes: Veggie/cheese/cracker display, bread/butter, autumn salad with cranberries, apples and crumbled bleu cheese, topped with homemade vinaigrette
    • 2 Choices of entrees:  Dijon mustard and herb crusted roast pork loin (the new white meat) with fig and cranberry demi-glaze, served with roasted red potatoes and chef's choice of vegetables.
    • Grilled queen cut prime rib and single crab cake, served with roasted red potatoes and chef's choice of vegetable
    • Cheesecake for dessert, beer, wine, non-alcoholic beverages and gratuity.  There will be a cash bar available for mixed drinks at happy hour prices.  Music will be provided by our DJ, Frank Berterman
    • A Chinese raffle will be held to benefit Atlantic General Hospital.  Cut off date for all monies is December 5th when the final count has to be submitted.  Sign up sheets will be available at the Roost meeting on November 8th or you can contact Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 or tmaly818@mchsi.com. Checks for this event can be mailed to Tom at 16 Avondale Drive, Ocean View, DE 19970
  • Tuesday, January 1 - It is time to form the RR44 Penguin Swim Team once again!  The AGH web site is up and Gary has set up the RR44 team page.  Just go to "join a team" and click on RR44 to get registered.
  • Saturday, April 13, 2013 – Ravens Roost #44 Dance.  Details soon.
  • Roost Apparel:  Not many people picked up the t-shirts and sweatshirts they ordered this week at the Ox.  Please save Maggie from getting a hernia carrying these around and contact her Maggie at 410-208-2756 or email her millermaggie@mchsi.com to make arrangements for pick up and payment.  For those who did not order, but want one, the prices for these character shirts are:  $15 short sleeved T's (purple, dark grey and ash), $25 for ash grey sweatshirt zipped jackets, $30 for "old school" purple/black heathered sweatshirt jackets.  Have a variety of sizes still available.  We still have Roost 44 jerseys in a variety of sizes for sale as well.  Make great stocking stuffers!
  • RR44 Election of Officers Jan. 2013
Roost members running for office
  • President Tom Maly
  • Vice President Bill Cordwell
  • Recording Secretary Janet Rosensteel
  • Sergeant at Arms Larry Gerst
    Rob Carpenter
  • Treasurer Sandy Taras
  • Corresponding secretary Cindi Brought
    Donna Chaplinski
  • 1 year term on Board of Directors Gary Miller
  • 2 year term on Board of Directors Ron Apperson
    Marian Cicero
  • 3 year term on Board of Directors Mary Kendall
  • Chairman of Board (3 yr term) Trish Neal
  • Eric Leister is continuing 2 year term on Board
Ravens Poop
  • The Ravens lost to the Redskins 31-28 and Failed once again to clinch the division. Sunday, Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos come to town, 1 pm.
  • Sail on Cam, it was good to know ya!
  • Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.  It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.  
Local Poop
  • Now thru January 1, 2013 - Winterfest of Lights, Northside Park, 125th St. & Bay. Enjoy this award-winning holiday paradise created for the whole family! More than one million holiday lights sparkle throughout your favorite beach resort.  Tour the avenues of Ocean City to see seasonal decor then it’s on to Northside Park on 125th Street to see hundreds of animated lighted displays. Relax in the heated tent, enjoy entertainment on selected nights & sip hot chocolate at the Winterfest Village. Browse Yukon Cornelius' gift shop for a special gift and have a photo taken with Santa. Board the Winterfest Express to tour the lights, including the themed exhibits of your favorite fairy tales.  Admission is $4 per person. 9 years & under are free.  Sunday through Thursday, 5:30pm - 9:30pm.  Friday and Saturday 5:30pm - 10:30pm.  For more information call 1-800-OC-OCEAN (800-626-2326).  www.ococean.com.
Funny Poop
  • A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news" says the surgeon.
    "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant". "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again!"
    The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon.
    "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great" says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved". "That's great" said the surgeon.
    "Not only that" continued the golfer "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolours!" "Unbelievable!" said the surgeon "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?" "Well just one problem" said the golfer... "Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache"
Etcetera
  • Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.
  • Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
  • Life is short.  Focus on the good.


Frank


Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory

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