Weekly Poop 2/6/13

Roost #44 Poop

• Dates to Remember:

• Friday, – Water Conservation Group Meeting @ ...
• Saturday, April 13 – Ravens Roost #44 3rd Annual Charities Benefit Dance featuring the band TRANZUSION. Location: Ocean City Elks Lodge Hall, 137th Street Bayside. $25 pp includes: Beer,Wine, Chips/pretzels, Door prizes, Money Wheel & Cash bar. Tickets available from either: Ron Apperson 37899 Swann Drive, Selbyville, De 19975, 302-436-4790 or 410-952- 9756 cell, ronapperson@msn.com, or Mary Kendall, 302-934-7210, mkendall@mchsi.com
• Friday, December 6 – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party @ the Cove Restaurant @ Bayside. More details soon.

• Dues due: Dues ($30 per member) are to be paid by the February meeting. You may pay at the meeting, or mail a check to Ravens Roost 44 to: Jo Ann Elder, 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842. Thank you.
• Roost Apparel: The next "apparel store" time for touching, trying on and otherwise fondling the merchandise will be at the next meeting on February 14th. You can also call Maggie at 410-208-2756 or email her millermaggie@mchsi.com to make arrangements for pick up and payment at her home if you'd like a shirt or jersey before then. The prices for the Ox, Raven and Turtle character shirts are: $15 (short sleeved in purple, dark gray and ash and a variety of sizes from med to 3XL). The sweatshirts are gone - sorry! The purple Roost 44 jerseys are still available in a variety of sizes and they cost $35. Show your spirit around town!

Ravens Poop

• I case you hadn't heard, THE RAVENS ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!! It was close there at the end, but, as a wise man once said, “Not to worry”.
• Joe Flacco was Super Bowl MVP (although if they gave it to Jacoby Jones I wouldn't have had a problem with that) and went to Disney World. 11 Tds, 0 picks in the playoffs. I don't care whether he's elite or not; He's a winner and he's ours.
• Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
• Pitchers and catchers report in 6 days.

Local Poop

• Nothing big this week. Patronize the local establishments and rest up for President's Weekend.

Funny Poop

• A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
  The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."
  The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
  The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."
  The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
  The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
  The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar." 

Etcetera

• Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
• Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
• Life is short. Focus on the good.

Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go

And put that ball across the line

So fly with talons spread wide

Go in and strike with Ravens pride

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ravens dark wings take flight

Dive in and show them your might

For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory