Weekly Poop 3/27/13

Roost #44 Poop

• Dates to Remember:
  • Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @ …
  • Saturday, April 13 – Ravens Roost #44 3rd Annual Charities Benefit Dance featuring the band TRANZFUSION. Location: Ocean City Elks Lodge Hall, 137th Street Bayside. $25 pp includes: Beer,Wine, Chips/pretzels, Door prizes, Money Wheel & Cash bar. Tickets available from either: Ron Apperson 37899 Swann Drive, Selbyville, De 19975, 302-436-4790 or 410-952- 9756 cell, ronapperson@msn.com, or Mary Kendall, 302-934-7210, mkendall@mchsi.com
  • Sunday, July 7 – Ravens Roost #44 Annual Summer Picnic at White Horse Park. Details soon.
  • Friday, December 6 – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party @ the Cove Restaurant @ Bayside. More details soon.
• Dues due: Dues ($30 per member) were to be paid by the February meeting. You may pay at the meeting, or mail a check to Ravens Roost 44 to: Jo Ann Elder, 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842. Thank you.
• Roost Apparel: RAVENS ROOST #44 COMMEMORATIVE SUPER BOWL XLVII HOODIES & TEE SHIRTS. From Mike Grimes: I will be contacting Run Sun Custom Apparel on April the 3^rd to put the order in production and will need your checks for your order no later than April 2^nd. Please make the check out to Mike Grimes and mail them by April 2^nd. My mailing address is 108 S. Ocean Dr., Ocean City, MD 21842. You can also drop off the checks to me at my residence. If I don’t receive your check by April the 2^nd your order will be dropped from the order form.
• Once again this year Bill and Lilly Cordwell will be walking in the M.S.Walk on April 13 on the "new boardwalk" in Ocean City. Anyone who would like to walk with them or pledge please go to the website www.walkMSmaryland.org and sign up under "TEAM LILLY". This is the same date as our dance so it will be a full day but well worth it.

Ravens Poop

• Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
• All the best news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here.
• Elvis is in the building! Let's hope he works out better than the last Elvis that wore the purple and black.

Local Poop

• Friday and Saturday - Easter Art, Craft and Kid’s Fair, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. For more Info please contact: Mike Wicklein, Phone: 410-213-8090; E-mail: oceanpromotions@beachin.net. Exhibitors displaying unique handcrafted items including wearable art, jewelry, lawn & garden decor, toys, florals, fine art, caricatures & more. www.oceanpromotions.info. Friday and Saturday: 10:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. Admission: Adults $4, Seniors & Students $3, 3 years and under and Military FREE. Admission includes Easter Kids Fun Fair.
• Saturday – Easter Bunny Fun Shop, 1-3 pm, Northside Park, 125^th Street. Easter egg hunts, visit from the Easter Bunny, arts and crafts, entertainment and more. Bring your own basket, if possible. Registration is limited. $6 – OC residents; $8 non-OC residents. For more information, call 410-250-0125.

Funny Poop

• A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her,
  "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
  She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Why don't you prove it."
  He frowns for a moment, then says, "Okay."
  He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
  About a half an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig's always squealing, how can you tell?"

Etcetera

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• Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
• Life is short. Focus on the good.

Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go

And put that ball across the line

So fly with talons spread wide

Go in and strike with Ravens pride

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ravens dark wings take flight

Dive in and show them your might

For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory