Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Weekly Poop 4/3/13


Roost #44 Poop
  • Dates to Remember:
    • Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @ …
    • Saturday, April 13 – Ravens Roost #44 3rd Annual Charities Benefit Dance featuring the band TRANZFUSION. Location: Ocean City Elks Lodge Hall, 137th Street Bayside. $25 pp includes: Beer,Wine, Chips/pretzels, Door prizes, Money Wheel & Cash bar. Tickets available from either: Ron Apperson 37899 Swann Drive, Selbyville, De 19975, 302-436-4790 or 410-952- 9756 cell, ronapperson@msn.com, or Mary Kendall, 302-934-7210, mkendall@mchsi.com. All money & unused tickets need be turned in to Ron or Mary no later than the meeting on 4/10.
    • Sunday June 9 – from 3 to 5 p.m. for a Fun Afternoon of Wine Tasting. This event is at, and hosted by Costa Ventosa vineyard and winery, in Whaleyville, Md. (www.costaventosa.com). A portion of the cost for this event will go to the RR44 Penguin Swim Team in support of Alantic General Hospital. $15/pp includes a taste of 9 different wines, a souvenir wine glass, light snacks & horderves. Bottles, cases or individual glasses of wine will be available for purchase. For more info and tickets, contact Gary Miller @ 443-618-9972 or Bill Cordwell @ 443-669-4129.
    • Sunday, July 7 – Ravens Roost #44 Annual Summer Picnic at White Horse Park, 1-6 p.m. Cost is as follows: members $10, guests 21 and over $15, guests 20 and below $10. All adults who attend the picnic will be given a ticket for entrance into a 50-50 raffle which will be drawn at the picnic. The picnic includes food (chicken, hot dogs, hamburgers, corn on the cob, salads etc.) as well as beer, soda and bottled water. There will also be games played such as horseshoes and any other games folks come up with. Also featured will be "Mister OC" playing tunes and flipping burgers! This event is rain or shine as the community center at White Horse Park has also been secured in case of bad weather. Anyone wishing to attend, please email Bill Cordwell at billycords558@gmail.com or call 443-669-4129. A sign up sheet will also be available at the April, May and June meetings. All wishing to attend must be signed up and paid by July 1, 2013, so we have an accurate count for food and drinks. Checks can be mailed to me @ 558 Ocean Pkwy, Ocean Pines, MD 21811.
    • Friday, December 6 – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party @ the Cove Restaurant @ Bayside. More details soon.
  • Dues due: Dues ($30 per member) were to be paid by the February meeting. You may pay at the meeting, or mail a check to Ravens Roost 44 to: Jo Ann Elder, 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842. Thank you.
  • Roost Apparel: RAVENS ROOST #44 COMMEMORATIVE SUPER BOWL XLVII HOODIES & TEE SHIRTS. From Mike Grimes: I will be contacting Run Sun Custom Apparel on April the 3rd to put the order in production and will need your checks for your order no later than April 2nd. Please make the check out to Mike Grimes and mail them by April 2nd. My mailing address is 108 S. Ocean Dr., Ocean City, MD 21842. You can also drop off the checks to me at my residence. If I didn’t receive your check by April the 2nd your order was dropped from the order form.
  • Once again this year Bill and Lilly Cordwell will be walking in the M.S.Walk on April 13 on the "new boardwalk" in Ocean City. Anyone who would like to walk with them or pledge please go to the website www.walkMSmaryland.org and sign up under "TEAM LILLY". This is the same date as our dance so it will be a full day but well worth it.
  • The Council of Baltimore Ravens Roosts Blood Drive
Ravens Poop
  • Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
  • All the best news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here.
Local Poop
  • Friday thru Sunday - Reach the Beach All Star & College Internationals – 2013, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. For more Info please contact: Mike Stamper, Phone: 301-912-2343; E-mail: mike@acdaspirit.com. The original cheer and dance beach nationals return for another exciting all star event. Cheer and dance teams compete for national championship title. For more information, please visit www.acdaspirit.com or www.theepicbrands.com. Times of Event for Public Attendance: 7:00 a.m. - 10:00 p.m. Admission: $15 Adults / $10 Child & Seniors.
  • Saturday - Ocean Pines & Worcester County Bike Rodeo, Ocean Pines Golf & Country Club. In an effort to continue to promote bicycle safety in Ocean Pines, the Ocean Pines Recreation and Parks Department, Ocean Pines Police Department, and Worcester County Extension Office have all teamed up to offer a FREE Bike Rodeo on Saturday April 6, 2013 starting at 11 am. This event is open to all ages. The Bike Rodeo will be on the Ocean Pines Golf & Country Club’s back 9 hole’s cart path. The back 9 holes has been closed for renovation and will reopen May 1, 2013.
  • Saturday - World Champion Putt Putt Challenge, Old Pro Golf. Time to brush up on your putt putt skills because this year's competition will be fierce! Join your friends in Ocean City on April 6th for a day of fun, fundraising and a healthy dose of debauchery. $30 per player/ $120 per team (4 players per team). Proceeds benefit United Way of the Lower Eastern Shore. Entry fee includes: Adult beverages and snacks on the course Prizes for 1st and last place "winners" and more. Prize for the most outrageous team costume (we want to see some good ones!). There will be an Awards After-Party at Fager's Island (starting at 4pm) with tons of delicious food and great Happy Hour prices on drinks. For more information visit www.unitedway4us.org or call Kierstin at 410-742-5143. Limited to the first 36 teams to enter. Sign up TODAY!

Funny Poop
  • These two guys are carpooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored.
    So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex on someone's front lawn.
    "Look," he shouts "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?"
    The passenger, being a man of the world, replies "They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?".
    The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex doggie style.
    So the passenger says "You have to try it. It's pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."
    The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.
    So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks "Well. How did it go?"
    To which the driver replies "It was great. But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her on the front lawn!!!"

Etcetera
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
  • Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
  • Life is short. Focus on the good.


Frank


Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory


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