Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Tomorrow - Ravens Roost #44 Monthly Meeting, 7:30 pm @ The Blue Ox. The Worcester County Food Bank is in need of donations of canned food, pasta, pb&j, etc. All donations are welcome.
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- March 15 - Ocean City St. Patty's Day Parade - Saturday, March 15th - 12:00 sharp. Members participating in the parade (those who signed up) will meet at Beach Copy parking area (5901 Coastal Hwy, O.C., MD) on Saturday, March 15th anywhere between 9:00 - 10:00 a.m.; Hat/Beard Combination (green hat and green beards) and tuxedo t-shirts will be given out prior to the parade. Those that have signed up to participate in the parade should wear black pants/jeans, purple long sleeve shirt for under the tuxedo t-shirt (to support Raven's colors) and black or white sneakers. We will be throwing beads again this year along the parade route and Frank has generously offered to lead the parade in his truck while supplying festive music. Special thanks to Beach Copy for allowing us to gather at their place of business and thanks to all who are assisting in making the parade a success. As always, no parking is available @ Beach Copy. Cindi Brought, Parade Chair.
- April 5 - 4th Annual Fund Raising Dance Benefiting Roost Activities & Local Charities, 7-11 PM, Featuring the Band TRANZFUSION. Ocean City Elks Lodge Hall -137th St. Bayside. $ 25 pp incl. Beer, Wine, Soda, Snacks & Cash Bar with Door prizes & Money Wheel. Tickets will be available at all Roost Meetings & also by contacting: Ron Apperson 302-436-4790 or Mary Kendall 302-934-7210. ronapperson@msn.com; mkendall@mchsi.com.
- May 30 - Ravens Roost #44 17th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament @ Ocean Pines Golf & Country Club. Registration forms can be had here.
- Dues are due. From Jo Ann: Dues ($30 per member) are to be paid by TOMORROW. You may pay them at February meeting, or mail them to me at: Jo Ann Elder, 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842. If you have any questions, please e-mail me at: jelder10@verizon.net, or call me at 410-250-5124. Thanks.
Ravens Poop
Local Poop
- Friday, Saturday & Sunday - Seaside Boat Show | The Boat Show That Works For Kids, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. The 30th Annual Seaside Boat Show - The Boat Show that works for kids. The #1 indoor Boat Show on the Eastern Shore, featuring approx. 350 boats and over 140 exhibitors, including 50 boat dealers. Friday 11:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m. - 7:00 p.m., Sunday 11:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. For more information, contact Charlie at cdorman1@yahoo.com or visit www.ocboatshow.com.
- Friday thru Monday - Brown Box Theatre Project Commits"Two Wrongs" in Ocean City | Two Wrongs by playwright and Hawaii Five - O star, Scott Caan, Ocean City Center for the Arts. Brown Box Theatre Project is delighted to announce the inaugural show of its 2014 season, the contemporary comedy Two Wrongs by playwright and Hawaii Five-0 star, Scott Caan.
Two Wrongs presents the story of Shelly and Terry, a pair of neurotics whose love lives become entangled due to the unethical meddling of their therapist, Julian. This play's sharp dialogue turns an amused eye on the couples' suspicions, confessions, self-deceptions, and self-deprecations, hilariously portraying the social hazards of living an examined life.
Brown Box's production will run from February 14-17 at the Ocean City Center for the Arts. Showtime is at 7:30pm
Tickets are now on sale. Please visit Brown Box's website, brownboxtheatre.org, for more information.
- Sunday - Death by Chocolate | A Fun Game Spanning the Town - Crazy Ladyz. Enjoy this free, fun game in Ocean City! Contestants can pick up their game card at any of the participating merchants and start playing. Each merchant will have clue at their store which will help you complete your game card. They will also be offering special discounts to players and a free delectable chocolate treat! You will fill out your game card by going to each of the participating merchants. The clues are easy and geared towards all ages. Merchants can be visited in any order, as long as you end at the last stop! Once your card is complete, you should submit it to the last stop or bring it to Sunset Grille no later than 6pm. Drawings will be held for prizes which are donated by participating merchants. Join the fun and stay for a great evening at Sunset Grille. Make a reservation under "Death by Chocolate" and and receive a free entree after purchase of an entree and appetizer! This is a great way to check out places you haven’t visited before and support local merchants!
Participating Merchants include:
- CraZy LadyZ!
- Monkey's Trunk
- Kendall Furniture
- Bliss Salon and Spa
- OC Floor Gallery
- The Children's Book Garden
- IMPACT Home Technology
- Paws and Claws
- Ocean City Organics
- OC Chamber of Commerce
- Buddahs and Beads
- A Perfect Face
- Bungalow 7
- Wockenfuss
- Park Place Jewelers
- West O Bottle Shop
- Marlin Market
- Snapdragon
- Sunset Grille
- Tuesday - Rock of Ages | “Broadway Gold!”, Wicomico Youth and Civic Center. Rock of Ages, the Tony nominated musical called “Broadway Gold!” by Spin magazine will play the Wicomico Youth & Civic Center on Tuesday, Feb. 18. Written by Chris D’Arienzo and directed by Kristin Hanggi, Rock of Ages tells a story of Drew, a boy from South Detroit and Sherrie, a small-town girl, both in L.A. to chase their dreams of making it big and falling in love. Rock of Ages takes you back to the times of big bands with big egos playing big guitar solos and sporting even bigger hair! Tickets can be purchased at http://wicomicociviccenter.tix.com.
Funny Poop
- The Laws Of Golf
- LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
- LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
- LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
- LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
- LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
- LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
- LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.
- LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.
- LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.
- LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?
- LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.
- LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.
- LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.
- LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).
- LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.
- LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."
- LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.
- LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
- LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.
- LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.
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- Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
- Our website is back up and running. Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
- Life is short. Focus on the good.
- Happy Birthday. I will love you always.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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