Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Weekly Poop 10/29/14


Roost #44 Poop 
  • Dates to Remember: 
  • Tonight - Ravens Rap!  Join Mike Bradley and the gang at the Blue Ox for another year of talkin' all things Ravens!  The show starts @ 7 pm.  Information on next few shows: Oct. 29th: Mike, Tony Lombardi & Buxy.  Nov. 5th: Mike, Bruce Laird & special guest not determined yet - PLUS next drawing for game against Tennessee Titans.  And Starting on Oct. 22nd, we will be selling raffle tickets that will go to our Greene Turtle team for the American Cancer Society's Relay For Life.  The prize is a donated item from one of our sponsors - Donaway's.  We will sell tix at the shows for about month & Drawing will be December 3rd.  
  • Friday – WCS Meeting  
  • Saturday - Beer/Wine Tasting & Jewelry Show to benefit AGH, 2 to 4 pm.  Join us for a wine & beer tasting and Jewelry Show hosted by Costa Ventosa Vineyard and Winery in Whaleyville, Md. (www.costaventosa.com).  In addition, Glitter & Gold Jewelry will be offering a selection of jewelry items at reduced prices just in time for your Holiday shopping.  Cost is $20/pp and includes EITHER a taste of 9 different wines OR 3 different beers, a souvenir wine glass and light snacks.  Bottles, cases or individual glasses of wine and glasses of beer will be available for purchase.  If you did not sign up for the wine/beer tasting and jewelry show it is not too late!  You can show up and pay at the door, just let me know by Thursday that you are coming so that I am sure to have enough food for everyone.  Friends and family are welcome.  Thanks, Gary. 
  • The AGH Penguin Swim website is now up and running.  Go to  www.aghpenguinswim.org to register.  Just click on "join a team", then pick RR44 and follow the directions.  Maggie and I are hosting a social at our house on Sunday 11/16 starting at 1pm.  Anyone wanting to join the RR44 Penguin Swim Team is welcome.  That is the Ravens Bye Week, so no conflict with going to the game or to the Ox.  We will have some football food and beer and the 1pm NFL game will be on the TV.  We will discuss ideas for individual fundraising and if needed, will help people register on the AGH website.  Please let me know if you will be coming so I can be sure to have enough food and beer.  Send a return e-mail or call me at 443-618-9972.  Our address is; 15 Windward Ct., Ocean Pines, Md. 21811.  Thanks, Gary. 
  • Ravens Roost 44 jerseys are still available in sizes Large, XL and 2XL.  They are cut a little small so don't be put off by the sizes.  Cost is $35.  Way cheaper than one with a guy's name on it that may not be here next year!  Will be available at the November meeting.  Taking orders for Purple Roost 44 Hawaiian Shirts:  Need 24 to place an order.  Cost:  $40.00.  Will collect money at the November meeting.  Taking orders for the Roost 44 zippered sweatshirts in grey or black with the 3 Ravens logos on the back:  American flag, Maryland flag and OC flag.  Cost $25.  Also Long sleeve T's for $20, short sleeved T's for $15.  If I get 40 orders will be able to get these by Christmas!  Show your OC MD pride!  Taking orders for Roost 44 golf shirts (purple) for women and men.  Cost $35.  If you have questions or  want to get on any of these lists email Maggie Miller at millermaggie@mchsi.com.  Thanks! 
  • Frank Nechay is looking for 2 tickets to the Titans' game on  11/9.  Contact him at 443.614.2506. 
  • As you already know, Sunday's game is at 8:30 in Pittsburgh.  Mrs. Pappas asked that I find out how many are planning to come to the Blue Ox to watch the game. Understandably, she doesn't want to have a bartender for 5 or 6 people  Please let me know (jelder10@verizon.netif you're going by end of the day today. I'll then send an e-mail telling you that we'll watch the  game in the back or in the front of the Blue Ox.  Thanks, Jo Ann 

Ravens Poop 
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
  • The 5-3 Ravens travel to Pittsburgh Sunday Night to take on division rival and the hated Steelers8:30 pm. 
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 
  • Tomorrow - Brews for Boobs, various locations.  Brews for Boobs will be holding its weekly Thursday night fundraising events – an eight-week stretch of events to be exact – at each of the local breweries, from Ocean City to Delmar.  The event officially kicks off Thursday, September 11th at 7:00PM at Backshore Brewing on the boardwalk. Brews for Boobs is happening all September and October long, with weekly trips to different breweries to benefit the “Making Strides Against Breast Cancer” foundation: 
  • 9/11 Backshore Brewing- OC, MD 
  • 9/18 Fin City- OC, MD 
  • 9/25 Assawoman Bay- OC, MD 
  • 10/2 De Lazy Lizard- OC, MD 
  • 10/9 Tall Tales- Parsonsburg, MD 
  • 10/16 3rd Wave Brewing Company- Delmar, DE 
  • 10/23 OC Brewing Company- OC, MD 
  • 10/30 Burley Oak- Berlin, MD 
  • Tomorrow - Fundraiser to Benefit the Worcester County Humane Society | Shrimp Happens at the Shrimp BoatThe Shrimp Boat.  The Shrimp Boat in West Ocean City will be hosting a fundraiser to benefit the Worcester County Humane Society on Thursday October 30th from 4 to 8pm.  Fresh Steamed Shrimp - $9.99.  Shrimp Salad, Soft Crab, or Fried Flounder Sandwich with Cole Slaw, Potato Salad or French Fries  - $9.99.  Kid's Meals, Baked Goods and more also available.  Hope to see you at The Shrimp Boat.  
  • Saturday - The British Invasion Experience Dinner Theatre, Wicomico Youth & Civic Center.  In this high energy performance, The British Invasion Experience pays tribute to the Beatles from their introduction on the Ed Sullivan show, through their career, to the roof top of Abbey Road Studios. Experience the explosion of well-known hits from other British groups such as The Dave Clark Five, The Hollies, The Yard Birds, The Kinks, The Rolling Stones and The Who. The show caps off with the psychedelic era, featuring songs from groups like Cream and Pink Floyd.  
The members of The British Invasion Experience are dedicated to engaging their audiences as they flashback to the great groups of the 60's and identify their impact on today’s music and culture. 
Tickets include an English-themed dinner served at 5:30 p.m. The menu will include garden salad, shepherd’s pie, fish & chips, bangers & mash w/ Guinness gravy, peas, vegetable medley, rolls & butter, chef’s dessert table, iced tea, water and coffee. 
Tickets are $35 per person (fees may apply) and are on sale now at the Box Office (M-F, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.), by phone at 410-548-4911 or online at www.WicomicoCivicCenter.org. 

Funny Poop 
  • Q: What's the difference between light and hard?  A: You can sleep with a light on. 
  • Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.  
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.  
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.  
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" he asked.  
"Oh, Bill, you didn't," she said.  
"Yes, I did," he told her.  
"My God, Bill, what happened?"  
"I got fired."  
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" she asked.  
"Oh... she got fired too."  
Etcetera 
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
  • Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
  • Life is short. Focus on the good. 


Frank 

 Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 
And put that ball across the line 
So fly with talons spread wide 
Go in and strike with Ravens pride 
Fight! Fight! Fight! 
Ravens dark wings take flight 
Dive in and show them your might 
For Baltimore and Maryland 
You will fly on to victory 
  

No comments: