Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Tonight - Ravens Rap! Join Mike Bradley and the gang at the Blue Ox for another year of talkin' all things Ravens! The show starts @ 7 pm.
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- The AGH Penguin Swim website is now up and running. Go to www.aghpenguinswim.org to register. Just click on "join a team", then pick RR44 and follow the directions.
- Mary Kendall is looking for 2 tickets to the Ravens game with the Browns on 12/28. Please contact her at mary.kendall@merck.com for more information.
Ravens Poop
- The 9-6 Ravens finish up the regular season at home Sunday against the Browns, 1 pm. To make the playoffs, the Ravens need to win and Kansas City needs to beat the Chargers.
Local Poop
- Now thru January 4, 2015 - Winterfest of Lights Ocean City, Northside Park, 125th St. & Bay. Enjoy this award-winning holiday paradise created for the whole family! More than one million holiday lights sparkle throughout your favorite beach resort. Tour the avenues of Ocean City to see seasonal decor then it’s on to Northside Park on 125th Street to see hundreds of animated lighted displays.
Relax in the heated tent, enjoy entertainment on selected nights & sip hot chocolate at the Winterfest Village. Browse Yukon Cornelius' gift shop for a special gift and have a photo taken with Santa.
Board the Winterfest Express to tour the lights, including the themed exhibits of your favorite fairy tales.
Admission is $5 per person. Children, 11 years and under are free.
Sunday through Thursday, 5:30pm - 9:30pm.
Friday and Saturday 5:30pm - 10:30pm.
For more information call 410-250-0125.
- Saturday & Sunday (throughout the offseason) - Horse & Carriage Rides Along the Boardwalk, Downtown O.C. Enjoy a Horse and Carriage Ride Along the Boardwalk in Ocean City, Maryland
General Route - Saturday & Sunday from 11:00 am - 4:00 p.m. (depending on weather and/or ridership) - Begin at Inlet Lot near Thrasher's enjoy riding on the Boardwalk and around the pier.
For more information call Randy 443-783-1409.
(Weather and ridership conditions may vary.)
Funny Poop
- A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mum." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
- For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learnt you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."
Etcetera
- Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
- Our website is back up and running. Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
- Life is short. Focus on the good.
- Merry Christmas to all!
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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