Thursday, December 31, 2015

Weekly Poop 12/31/15


Roost #44 Poop 
  • Dates to Remember: 
  • Friday - AGH Penguin Swim.  Come cheer on our Roost 44 team as they take the plunge to benefit AGH.  They go in the water @ 12 noon but there are plenty of festivities beforehand, so get there early.  Headquarters is at the Princess Royale. 
  • Friday – WCS Meeting @  
  • Sunday - Tailgate at the Turtle.  Come watch the Ravens take on the Bengals in the last game of the season.  $10 tailgate includes burgers, dogs, and wings.  Let Donna know if you're coming. 
  • Next Entertainment Committee meeting Wednesday January 13th at 6:30 at the Original Greene Turtle.  All members welcome.  Come help us set agenda of Entertainment activities for 2016. 

Ravens Poop 
  • The Ravens, coming off of their fantastic sweep of the Steelers, play their final game of the year Sunday as they travel to Cincinnati to play the Bengals, 1 pm. 
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 
Enjoy this award-winning holiday paradise created for the whole family! More than one million holiday lights sparkle throughout your favorite beach resort.  Tour the avenues of Ocean City to see seasonal decor then it’s on to Northside Park on 125th Street to see hundreds of animated lighted displays. 
Relax in the heated tent, enjoy entertainment on selected nights & sip hot chocolate at the Winterfest Village. Browse Yukon Cornelius' gift shop for a special gift and have a photo taken with Santa. 
Board the Winterfest Express to tour the lights, including the themed exhibits of your favorite fairy tales. 
Admission is $5 per person. Children, 11 years and under are free. 
Sunday through Thursday, 5:30pm - 9:30pm. 
Friday and Saturday 5:30pm - 10:30pm. 
For more information call 410-250-0125. 

Funny Poop 
  • A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said:"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. 
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. 
"The bus driver insulted me." she fumed. 
The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." 
You're right." She said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." 
"That's a good idea." the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."  
Etcetera 
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
  • Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
  • Life is short. Focus on the good. 
  • Have a happy and prosperous New Year! 


Frank 


Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 
And put that ball across the line 
So fly with talons spread wide 
Go in and strike with Ravens pride 
Fight! Fight! Fight! 
Ravens dark wings take flight 
Dive in and show them your might 
For Baltimore and Maryland 
You will fly on to victory 

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Weekly Poop 12/23/15


Roost #44 Poop 
  • Dates to Remember: 
  • Tonight – Ravens Rap returns to the Original Greene Turtle, 7 pm. 
  • Friday – WCS Meeting @  
  • Next Entertainment Committee meeting Wednesday January 13th at 6:30 at the Original Greene Turtle.  All members welcome.  Come help us set agenda of Entertainment activities for 2016. 
  • This years AGH Penguin Swim is scheduled for Friday Jan 1st 2016.  It will again take place at the Princess Royal Hotel.  There is one small changes to the format this year.  When you register for the event, there is an initial donation of $25 required.  That goes toward whatever your total fundraising amount is and automatically qualifies you for a prize (T-shirt) at that level.  There will also be a carnival atmosphere with more games and activities to participate in while waiting to "get wet for a good cause".   
To join the OC Ravens Roost #44 Penguin Swim Team simple go to "www.aghpenguinswim.org" scroll down to "Become a Penguin" and click on "join a team".  Under Penguin Search click on "Team Name" and enter "OC Ravens Roost" then click "search".  Click on the team name again and then click on "Join Team".  Enter the required information and you will be registered!  If you have any problems, let me know. 
For your personal fundraising, talk with family, friends, business associates, in-laws and out-laws, and POST ON FACEBOOK.   
Please let me know when you have registered. 
Gary 

Ravens Poop 
  • The Ravens play their final home game of the year Sunday as the hated Steelers come to town, 1 pm. 
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 
Enjoy this award-winning holiday paradise created for the whole family! More than one million holiday lights sparkle throughout your favorite beach resort.  Tour the avenues of Ocean City to see seasonal decor then it’s on to Northside Park on 125th Street to see hundreds of animated lighted displays. 
Relax in the heated tent, enjoy entertainment on selected nights & sip hot chocolate at the Winterfest Village. Browse Yukon Cornelius' gift shop for a special gift and have a photo taken with Santa. 
Board the Winterfest Express to tour the lights, including the themed exhibits of your favorite fairy tales. 
Admission is $5 per person. Children, 11 years and under are free. 
Sunday through Thursday, 5:30pm - 9:30pm. 
Friday and Saturday 5:30pm - 10:30pm. 
For more information call 410-250-0125. 

Funny Poop 
  • 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct?  His workers no longer would answer to "Elves", "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.  And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.  Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.  And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer.  So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!?  The runners had been removed from his sleigh; The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.  And people had started to call for the cops When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.  Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."  And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows: Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation, Demanding millions in over-due compensation.  So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife, Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life, Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz, Demanding from now on her title was Ms.  And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion That making a choice could cause so much commotion.  Nothing of leather, nothing of fur, Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.  Nothing that might be construed to pollute. Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot. Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise. Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys. Nothing that claimed to be gender specific. Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific. No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth. Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.  And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden, Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.  For they raised the hackles of those psychological Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.  No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt; Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.  Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe; And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.  So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed; He just could not figure out what to do next.  He tried to be merry, tried to be gay, But you've got to be careful with that word today.  His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground; Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.  Something special was needed, a gift that he might Give to all without angering the left or the right.  A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision, Each group of people, every religion; Every ethnicity, every hue, Everyone, everywhere...even you.  So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...  "May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."  
Etcetera 
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
  • Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
  • Life is short. Focus on the good. 
  • Have a very Merry Christmas! 


Frank 


Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 
And put that ball across the line 
So fly with talons spread wide 
Go in and strike with Ravens pride 
Fight! Fight! Fight! 
Ravens dark wings take flight 
Dive in and show them your might 
For Baltimore and Maryland 
You will fly on to victory