Roost
#44 Poop
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Dates to Remember:
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Friday – Roost
Christmas Party at the Cove
Restaurant at Bayside. Doors open @ 6:45
pm.
- This years AGH Penguin Swim is scheduled for
Friday Jan 1st 2016. It will again
take place at the Princess Royal Hotel.
There is one small changes to the format this year. When you register for the event, there
is an initial donation of $25 required.
That goes toward whatever your total fundraising amount is and
automatically qualifies you for a prize (T-shirt) at that level. There will also be a carnival atmosphere
with more games and activities to participate in while waiting to "get
wet for a good cause".
To join the OC Ravens Roost #44 Penguin
Swim Team simple go to "www.aghpenguinswim.org" scroll down to "Become a
Penguin" and click on "join a team". Under Penguin Search click on "Team
Name" and enter "OC Ravens Roost" then click
"search". Click on the team
name again and then click on "Join Team". Enter the required information and you will
be registered! If you have any problems,
let me know.
We are planning a "Chinese
Auction" for the Roost Christmas Party.
We need donations for the auction and are looking for anything that
Roost members may like such as: gift certificates from local
business's/Restaurants; bottles of wine, beer, liquor; artwork; memorabilia;
homemade items; crafts; etc. Please let
me know what items you are able to get or donate for the auction so I can make
a running list.
For your personal fundraising, talk with
family, friends, business associates, in-laws and out-laws, and POST ON
FACEBOOK.
Please let me know when you have
registered.
Gary
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Ticket
Exchange:
o Tony and Donna
have tix for Steelers game. Tix, bus seats, $300
for 2. Call Donna if interested.
o Two Ravens tickets for sale for each game: Seahawks and
Chiefs. Section 103, Row 35, Seats 20-21. Cost is $240 for each pair. Lower
deck. Good seats. Thanks, Herb Roe. 410-208-0422
- Ken & Sandy have 2 tickets with bus seats for both
the Seahawks game (12/13) and the Chiefs game (12/20) they would like
to sell. Section 540-Row 10-Seats 11 & 12-Cost: $194/game Contact Ken at 443.235.3437 if
interested.
Ravens
Poop
- The Ravens return home to take
on the red hot Seahawks, 1 pm.
- Good daily dose of Ravens news
notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I
can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here
to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
- All the best Orioles news notes and
nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here.
Local
Poop
- Now thru January 3, 2016 - Winterfest of Lights Ocean City,
Northside Park, 125th St. & Bay.
Enjoy
this award-winning holiday paradise created for the whole family! More than one
million holiday lights sparkle throughout your favorite beach resort. Tour the avenues of Ocean City to see
seasonal decor then it’s on to Northside Park on 125th Street to see hundreds
of animated lighted displays.
Relax
in the heated tent, enjoy entertainment on selected nights & sip hot
chocolate at the Winterfest Village. Browse Yukon Cornelius' gift shop for a
special gift and have a photo taken with Santa.
Board
the Winterfest Express to tour the lights, including the themed exhibits of
your favorite fairy tales.
Admission
is $5 per person. Children, 11 years and under are free.
Sunday
through Thursday, 5:30pm - 9:30pm.
Friday
and Saturday 5:30pm - 10:30pm.
For
more information call 410-250-0125.
- Friday, Saturday & Sunday - Christmas
in St. Michaels - Three Days of Holiday Fun, Historic St. Michaels. St. Michaels, a picturesque town on the
Miles River, offers a wonderful holiday weekend for the whole family on
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, December 11, 12 and 13 with a Christmas
parade, Santa's Wonderland, Gingerbread House display and Celebration of
choirs, all free of charge. Tickets
are available for Friday night Gala, Breakfast with Santa and the annual
Holiday House Tour. There is great
shopping for unique gifts at Marketplace on St. Mary's Square and
throughout the local shops. Enjoy
an Old Fashioned Eastern Shore Dinner on Saturday or dine at one of the
many local restaurants. For more
information, visit christmasinstmichaels.org
or call 410-745-0745.
- Saturday - SantaCon
at Pit & Pub, 28th Street Pit & Pub. Santa's are about
to invade Ocean City! Be there to
welcome the Fat Man back to Ocean City for Santa's 2nd favorite day of the
year. Bring your goodies for the
puppies & kittens at the Worcester County Humane Society, your 50/50
money for the Assateague Coastal Trust, and cash money for your bar tab! Santa will have more details soon for
where the reindeer will take him after Pit-n-Pub. Cabs will be lined up for those who can't
fit in the sleigh. It's guaranteed
to be a jolly good time for all the naughty & nice OC boys and
girls. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO
TOWN!
Funny
Poop
- I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I
found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a
snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's
that?" I asked.
"It's
a mother and daughter threesome" she said.
I
said "No" - excitedly. We
drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs
"Mom, you still awake?"
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My wife
rang me and screamed down the phone "Where in hell are you?"
I said
"You remember that jewelry shop with those expensive diamond earrings you
liked?"
"Ooooh
yes" she replied in a much softer voice
"Well"
I said "I'm in the bar across the street".
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An
Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the
church. He is amazed to find a fully
equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On
the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in the
world. When the priest comes in, the
Irishman excitedly begins..."Father forgive me, for it's been a very long
time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest
replies "Get out. You're on my side".
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Jack had a
blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found
himself more and more attracted to her. After
some really passionate embracing he said "Tell me, do you object to making
love?"
"That
is something I have never done before" Jill replied.
"Never
made love? You mean you are a
virgin?" Jack was amazed.
"No,
silly!" she giggled. "I've
never objected!"
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Dave was
staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily.
"What's
up Dave?" asked the bartender. It's
not like you to be so down in the mouth".
"It's
my eight year old son" the man replied.
"Don't
tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? My lad's just the same - forget about it, it
happens to boys that age" said the bartender, sympathetically.
"I
only wish it was that" continued the customer "but it's far worse
than that. The little bastard has got
our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant".
"Get
away, that's impossible!" gasped the bartender!
"It's
not" said the man. "The little
bugger stuck a pin in all my condoms".
Etcetera
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for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
- Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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