Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Weekly Poop 12/9/15


Roost #44 Poop
·         Dates to Remember:
o   Tonight – Ravens Rap returns to the Original Greene Turtle, 7 pm.
o   Tomorrow – Monthly Roost Meeting, 7:30 pm, at the Original Greene Turtle.
o   Friday – Roost Christmas Party at the Cove Restaurant at Bayside.  Doors open @ 6:45 pm.
  • This years AGH Penguin Swim is scheduled for Friday Jan 1st 2016.  It will again take place at the Princess Royal Hotel.  There is one small changes to the format this year.  When you register for the event, there is an initial donation of $25 required.  That goes toward whatever your total fundraising amount is and automatically qualifies you for a prize (T-shirt) at that level.  There will also be a carnival atmosphere with more games and activities to participate in while waiting to "get wet for a good cause". 
To join the OC Ravens Roost #44 Penguin Swim Team simple go to "www.aghpenguinswim.org" scroll down to "Become a Penguin" and click on "join a team".  Under Penguin Search click on "Team Name" and enter "OC Ravens Roost" then click "search".  Click on the team name again and then click on "Join Team".  Enter the required information and you will be registered!  If you have any problems, let me know.
We are planning a "Chinese Auction" for the Roost Christmas Party.  We need donations for the auction and are looking for anything that Roost members may like such as: gift certificates from local business's/Restaurants; bottles of wine, beer, liquor; artwork; memorabilia; homemade items; crafts; etc.  Please let me know what items you are able to get or donate for the auction so I can make a running list.
For your personal fundraising, talk with family, friends, business associates, in-laws and out-laws, and POST ON FACEBOOK. 
Please let me know when you have registered.
Gary
·         Ticket Exchange:
o   Tony and Donna have tix for Steelers game.  Tix, bus seats, $300 for 2.  Call Donna if interested.
o   Two Ravens tickets for sale for each game: Seahawks and Chiefs. Section 103, Row 35, Seats 20-21. Cost is $240 for each pair. Lower deck. Good seats.  Thanks, Herb Roe.  410-208-0422
    • Ken & Sandy have 2 tickets with bus seats for both the Seahawks game (12/13) and the Chiefs game (12/20) they would like to sell. Section 540-Row 10-Seats 11 & 12-Cost: $194/game  Contact Ken at 443.235.3437 if interested.

Ravens Poop
  • The Ravens return home to take on the red hot Seahawks, 1 pm.
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here.

Local Poop
Enjoy this award-winning holiday paradise created for the whole family! More than one million holiday lights sparkle throughout your favorite beach resort.  Tour the avenues of Ocean City to see seasonal decor then it’s on to Northside Park on 125th Street to see hundreds of animated lighted displays.
Relax in the heated tent, enjoy entertainment on selected nights & sip hot chocolate at the Winterfest Village. Browse Yukon Cornelius' gift shop for a special gift and have a photo taken with Santa.
Board the Winterfest Express to tour the lights, including the themed exhibits of your favorite fairy tales.
Admission is $5 per person. Children, 11 years and under are free.
Sunday through Thursday, 5:30pm - 9:30pm.
Friday and Saturday 5:30pm - 10:30pm.
For more information call 410-250-0125.
  • Friday, Saturday & Sunday - Christmas in St. Michaels - Three Days of Holiday Fun, Historic St. Michaels.  St. Michaels, a picturesque town on the Miles River, offers a wonderful holiday weekend for the whole family on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, December 11, 12 and 13 with a Christmas parade, Santa's Wonderland, Gingerbread House display and Celebration of choirs, all free of charge.  Tickets are available for Friday night Gala, Breakfast with Santa and the annual Holiday House Tour.  There is great shopping for unique gifts at Marketplace on St. Mary's Square and throughout the local shops.  Enjoy an Old Fashioned Eastern Shore Dinner on Saturday or dine at one of the many local restaurants.  For more information, visit christmasinstmichaels.org or call 410-745-0745.
  • Saturday - SantaCon at Pit & Pub, 28th Street Pit & Pub. Santa's are about to invade Ocean City!  Be there to welcome the Fat Man back to Ocean City for Santa's 2nd favorite day of the year.  Bring your goodies for the puppies & kittens at the Worcester County Humane Society, your 50/50 money for the Assateague Coastal Trust, and cash money for your bar tab!  Santa will have more details soon for where the reindeer will take him after Pit-n-Pub.  Cabs will be lined up for those who can't fit in the sleigh.  It's guaranteed to be a jolly good time for all the naughty & nice OC boys and girls.  SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!

Funny Poop
  • I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.  She looked okay for a 61 year-old.  In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.  We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.  
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome" she said.
I said "No" - excitedly.  We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.  I went back to her place.  She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs "Mom, you still awake?"
·         My wife rang me and screamed down the phone "Where in hell are you?"
I said "You remember that jewelry shop with those expensive diamond earrings you liked?"
"Ooooh yes" she replied in a much softer voice
"Well" I said "I'm in the bar across the street".
·         An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the church.  He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.  On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in the world.  When the priest comes in, the Irishman excitedly begins..."Father forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies "Get out. You're on my side".
·         Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.  After some really passionate embracing he said "Tell me, do you object to making love?"
"That is something I have never done before" Jill replied.
"Never made love?  You mean you are a virgin?" Jack was amazed.
"No, silly!" she giggled.  "I've never objected!"
·         Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily.
"What's up Dave?" asked the bartender.  It's not like you to be so down in the mouth".
"It's my eight year old son" the man replied.
"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school?  My lad's just the same - forget about it, it happens to boys that age" said the bartender, sympathetically.
"I only wish it was that" continued the customer "but it's far worse than that.  The little bastard has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant".
"Get away, that's impossible!" gasped the bartender!
"It's not" said the man.  "The little bugger stuck a pin in all my condoms".

Etcetera
·         Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
·         Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
  • Life is short. Focus on the good.


Frank


Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory

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