Weekly Poop 1/20/16

Roost #44 Poop 

• Dates to Remember: 

• Friday – WCS Meeting @ … 

• Members please bring plastic or paper shopping bags to the monthly Roost meetings.  The bags will be taken to Diakonia by Eric for use in distributing food donations to the community. 
• Dues are to be paid by the February meeting.  Again, it's $30 per member; please make checks out to Ravens Roost #44.  If you are unable to attend a meeting, you may mail your dues to me at: 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842.  Thanks, Jo Ann. 
• Entertainment Committee: 

Next meeting Wednesday, February 10 at 6pm at the Original Greene Turtle.  All members welcome!  We need more participation from all members. 

2016 Roost Entertainment Activities 

• St. Patricks Day Parade March 12 
• March Madness Party - Date to be determined 
• Boardwalk Bike/Walk 2nd Saturday of every month starting May 14.  Meet at 27th St. 
• Harrington Bus Trips - Dates to be determined 
• Council of Roosts Parade June 4 
• Picnic - July 9 (Tentative) 
• Shorebirds Game.  Date to be determined.  We may have a 90 minute buffet at the Hard Ball Café at the stadium 
• Dover Air Force Base and Dogfish Brewery Tours - Date to be determined 

• Bull and Oyster Roast - Date to be determined in October 
• Christmas Party December 10 

Other Proposed Activities Under Discussion 

• Day trip to Chincoteague or Onancock 
• Pub Crawl at Kent Narrows 

Ravens Poop 

• Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
• All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 

• Now - Empty Bowl Project - Make a Bowl, Help End Hunger, Ocean City Center for the Arts.  Join the Art League of Ocean City to help end hunger!  Here’s how you can help: join us on these dates to create a bowl free of charge as part of the Empty Bowl Project. Then join us for the Soup Dinner on March 19 from 5-8 PM. For a $20 donation, enjoy a dinner of soup, bread, and desserts donated by local restaurants and take home a bowl to remind you of all the empty bowls in the world. Proceeds to benefit Diakonia and the Art League of Ocean City. 

Call to register for a session. 

January 25; 5:00pm - 6:00pm or 6:30pm - 7:30pm 

February 3; 5:00pm - 6:00pm or 6:30pm - 7:30pm 

February 6; 10:00am - 11:00am or 11:30am - 12:30pm 

February 11; 12:00pm - 1:00pm or 1:30pm - 2:30pm 

February 16; 5:00pm - 6:00pm or 6:30pm - 7:30pm 

Funny Poop 

• A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex life.  She puts them on, together with a short skirt, and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. 

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs...Enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" 

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. 

"Thank God for that.  I thought you were sitting on the cat." 

Etcetera 

• Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
• Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
• Life is short. Focus on the good. 

Frank 

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 

And put that ball across the line 

So fly with talons spread wide 

Go in and strike with Ravens pride 

Fight! Fight! Fight! 

Ravens dark wings take flight 

Dive in and show them your might 

For Baltimore and Maryland 

You will fly on to victory