Ravens Roost #44 Beach Life: Weekly Poop 11/16/16

Roost #44 Poop

Dates to Remember:
- Tonight and Tuesday 11/22 – Ravens Rap show @ 6 pm with John Gehrig, Mike Bradley, and Steve Szlaza @ the Original Greene Turtle!! We are excited to again be sponsored by Bud Light this year and will be having $3.00 BUD LIGHT BOTTLES during the Ravens Rap show!!
  
  OUR FOOTBALL SPECIALS FOR ALL NFL and SATURDAY COLLEGE GAMES ARE:
  - $3.50 22 oz. Domestic Drafts - You Keep the Cup!!!
  - $3.00 16 oz. Natty Boh Ravens cans!
  - $6.00 ($0.75 Wings (8 per order))
  - $6.00 Boneless Wings (8 per order)
  - $6.00 Pub Fries
  - $6.00 Sliders (3 per order)
  - Monday and Thursday night games will also feature $5.00 32 oz. Natty Boh drafts - You Keep the Cup!!!
    
    Thank you and we are looking forward to a terrific football season at the Original Greene Turtle with our Ravens Roost family! - Dawn & Steve
- Wednesday, 11/30 - Please mark your calendar and join us for our Burley Oak Beer Tasting Fundraiser on Wednesday 11/30 from 7-9pm. $15 includes 4 beer samples, & light snacks. Additional beers available for purchase. All money raised will go to the RR44 Penguin Swim Team in support of AGH. Please see flyer that was sent out last week.
Members please bring plastic or paper shopping bags to the monthly Roost meetings. The bags will be taken to Diakonia by Eric for use in distributing food donations to the community.
Ticket Exchange:
- We are not able to go to the 12/4 Miami game so are selling the tickets. Also have bus seats for ride to/from OC. Face value seats are $135 each plus bus seats at $25 each. Call at 443-618-9972 or send email. Thanks, Gary.
Season Bus: Bus seats for individual games are $45.00. Please contact Mike at 410.251.6821.
Penguin Swim: The RR44 Penguin Swim Team is registered and looking for more Team members! If you are interested in joining the team, give me a call. If you have not done the swim before, it is a lot of fun, we have a hospitality suite for changing, relaxing and having a few drinks, you get to jump in the ocean on New Year Day which few people get to do, and then get in a heated pool to warm up. You only have to get your feet wet to officially do the swim. The goal is to raise money by asking friends, family and associates to donate to Atlantic General Hospital by way of the Penguin Swim. The Penguin Swim Website is up so please register for the swim at www.aghpenguinswim.org and please let me know if you run into ANY problems or have ANY questions about the process. You should receive an email confirmation after registering so please let me know that you’ve received it. Please bring a donation of a bottle of liquor, wine, or beer for the raffle Basket of Cheer we are holding at the Christmas Party. THANK YOU! Gary 443-618-9972.
Election - The time has arrived again for electing our Roost leaders for the next year. But before elections occur in January, we need to identify members interested in the opportunities listed below. We will finalize and announce the nominations at the December meeting, so if you’re interested in nominating a fellow Roost member, or nominating yourself, please forward your name or their name, phone number and e-mail to Dennis Faber, Chair of the Elections Committee by December 5 dmfaber@mediacombb.net; 443-528-0947 (cell).
- Ravens Roost 44—Offices
  - President
  - Vice President
  - Recording Secretary
  - Corresponding Secretary
  - Treasurer
  - Sergeant-at-Arms
  - Board of Directors (one vacancy)
Entertainment Committee:

All members are welcome to join the committee! We need more participation from all members.

2016 Roost Entertainment Activities

First Canned Food Drive was a success. Two dozen bags of food and $80.00 in cash contributions. Several people said they forgot their donation. If you would like to bring donations or cash contributions for the Holiday season at next Roost meeting on December 8th, Eric will again have his white Ford 150 parked out front of the Greene Turtle. All contributions and donations and plastic bags will be given to Diakonia. Drop donations and plastic bags in Eric's truck. Don't bring up to the meeting. Thank you for your generosity.
Christmas Party - December 10^th 6:45-10:00 PM at the Cove Restaurant at Bayside. Menu includes Surf & Turf (Sirloin & Crab Cake), Crab Stuffed Shrimp or Herb Roasted Airline Chicken Breast. Tickets are $40.00 per person. If you didn't sign up at the November Roost meeting and you want to attend, contact Eric Waterman at 410-598-4597 as soon as possible. Cut off date November 28th. If you signed up and didn't have a check or didn't indicate your menu choice, send check to Eric Waterman, 311 S. Ocean Drive, Ocean City 21842. Call Eric with menu choice as soon as possible
Last Game of the Season Party – T/B/D
Other Activities Under Discussion for Next Year
- Raft Up
- Tour of the Castle (Raven Training Facility)
- Tour of M&T Bank Stadium
- Day trip to Chincoteague or Onancock
- Pub Crawl at Kent Narrows
- Tour of Seacrets Distillery
- Tour of OC Brewing Company

Ravens Poop

The Ravens beat the Browns for a season sweep last Thursday night 28-7 to take maintain first place in the division and now travel to Dallas and play the 8-1 Cowboys, Sunday 1 pm.
Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here.
Friday @ 9PM: A Football Life - Steve Smith Sr. - NFL Network. It’s not often that the NFL Network’s ‘A Football Life’ features an active player.

Local Poop

Tonight – Ravens Rap Show - Chance to Win Tickets to Ravens Home Games, The Original Greene Turtle. Ravens Rap Show Live - all you need to know about your hometown team! Join your (occasional) hosts Bruce Laird (former All Pro from the Baltimore Colts), Raven Mike (sports talk personality), Tony Lombardi (insider with Ravens24x7.com), and Steve Szlasa (Ravens expert and local Roost #44 legend) for expert analysis, fun commentary and insider info. The Ravens Rap Show is filmed LIVE every Wednesday night from 6-8 pm at The Original Greene Turtle! Every show you attend, gets you more chances to win Ravens Tickets and other giveaways from sponsors! Featuring 16 ounce Aluminum Bud Light Bottles during the show - $3.00.
Tomorrow through January 1, 2017 - Winterfest of Lights Ocean City, Northside Park, 125th St. & Bay. Enjoy this award-winning holiday paradise created for the whole family! More than one million holiday lights sparkle throughout your favorite beach resort. Tour the avenues of Ocean City to see seasonal decor then it’s on to Northside Park on 125th Street to see hundreds of animated lighted displays. Relax in the heated tent, enjoy entertainment on selected nights & sip hot chocolate at the Winterfest Village. Browse Yukon Cornelius' gift shop for a special gift and have a photo taken with Santa. Board the Winterfest Express to tour the lights, including the themed exhibits of your favorite fairy tales. Admission is $5 per person. Children, 11 years and under are free. Sunday through Thursday, 5:30pm – 9:30pm. Friday and Saturday 5:30pm – 10:30pm. For more information call 410-250-0125. Click here to see a video of Winterfest.
Saturday & Sunday - US Quidditch Mid-Atlantic Regional Championship, Fruitland Recreational Park. An estimated 20-25 teams from Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Washington D.C., and West Virginia will compete at the USQ Mid-Atlantic Regional Championship for the opportunity to attend the national championship, the US Quidditch Cup. Last year’s regional finals saw the District of Columbia Quidditch Club prevail over Pennsylvania State University for the title, but who will take home the medals this year? Come to the event in November and watch the excitement! Games will begin at 8 a.m. Saturday, Nov. 19, with the last game of the day starting at 4 p.m., and on Sunday, Nov. 20, games will begin at 8 a.m. with the last game starting at 3 p.m. During the event, youth of all ages can get a chance to try the sport on a youth field run by US Quidditch with help from the Salisbury University quidditch team from 8 a.m.-3 p.m. each day. Admission is free for spectators. Free parking is available.
Saturday - Light Up Downtown Festival & Tree Lighting, Fun For The Whole Family, Boardwalk from South 1st to South 2nd Street. The Festival will feature holiday shopping, kids’ crafts, games and prizes, drawings, horse and carriage rides, live music and local choir performers. Food, hot chocolate and adult beverages will be available as well. The Inlet Village will become Santa’s Village, festively decorated and with many of the shops open. Of course, Santa will be there too! At dusk, as the lights come on, see how attractive a holiday stroll down the Boardwalk will be as we continue to Light Up Downtown. Admission is free! There is a nominal charge for games and rides. Profits from the festival will be used toward the purchase of light displays in Downtown Ocean City.
Tuesday (instead of tomorrow because of Thanksgiving) - Ravens Rap Show - Chance to Win Tickets to Ravens Home Games, The Original Greene Turtle. Ravens Rap Show Live - all you need to know about your hometown team! Join your hosts Bruce Laird (former All Pro from the Baltimore Colts), Raven Mike (sports talk personality), Tony Lombardi (insider with Ravens24x7.com), and Steve Szlasa (Ravens expert and local Roost #44 legend) for expert analysis, fun commentary and insider info. The Ravens Rap Show is filmed LIVE every Wednesday night from 6-8 pm at The Original Greene Turtle! Every show you attend, gets you more chances to win Ravens Tickets and other giveaways from sponsors! Featuring 16 ounce Aluminum Bud Light Bottles during the show - $3.00.

Funny Poop

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money!"
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.

"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."

"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"

"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."

Etcetera

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