Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Weekly Poop 1/25/17


Roost #44 Poop
  • Dates to Remember:
    • Saturday – Polar Bear Plunge @ Sandy Point (Council Event)
    • Wednesday, February 1 – Entertainment Committee Meeting
    • Saturday, February 11 – Council of Ravens Roosts Annual Bull & Oyster Roast at Martins West. Contact Eric for details.
    • Thursday, February 23 – Roost Indoor Mini Golf
    • Saturday, March 11 – St. Paddy’s Day Parade
    • Friday, June 2 – 20th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament
  • Road Trip 2017 – Everyone: Here are the links to reserve your spot on the OC Ravens Roost 44 Road Trip to London! Please click on each of the links to read what is included (additional 3 nights in Paris is now available and details are included in that link) before making your decision. Once you have decided, you can place your deposit. Remember to consider the Travel Insurance option as the deposit is non-refundable. If you want to customize any part of the trip, please contact Jacob Sudek directly. His phone number and email address are included in the links and at the bottom of this page. The prices as shown are good until Jan 31st so you need to pay the deposit by then to lock in the current price. Keep in mind that once the NFL puts out the schedule, prices, especially for air, will probably go up. The other thing to consider is that you are locking in the current exchange rate for the US dollar which could change, making the price go higher. I will be on the Roost Cruise till 1/16 but will try to answer emails on a daily basis. Thanks, Gary.
  • Dues: Dues ($30 per person) are to be paid by the February meeting. Please make your check payable to Ravens Roost #44 and pay at the February meeting, or mail to me at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842. If you have any questions please e-mail me at jelder10@verizon.net. Don't forget that we are looking for a replacement for me as membership chairperson. Let one of the officers know if you're interested. Jo Ann.
  • Scholarship Golf: There will be a 20th annual scholarship golf tournament this year. Any members who would like to help out can sign up for the golf/scholarship committee at this weeks meeting.
    The tournament will be held at the Ocean Pines Golf and Country Club on Friday June 2, 2017. Cost per golfer is $115 and $460 for a team of 4. Includes Golf, Practice range, Golf Awards Luncheon Banquet, Continental breakfast, Gift bag, 2 on-course beverage coupons, $500 Putting Contest, $250 Cash Raffle and kegs at the turn and at the luncheon.
    Also, there are sponsorships available: Signature Sponsor ($2,000) includes 2 team entries, 4 tee signs, and tournament banner and tournament banquet recognition. $1,400 without team entries. Major Sponsor ($1,000): 1 team entry, 2 tee signs, and tournament banner and tournament banquet recognition. $700 without team entry. Tee Sign Sponsors-$100.
    The committee is also looking for gift cards and new merchandise for the event.
    With the $14,200 we will be awarding in scholarships in June 2107, the Roost will have awarded over $160,000 during the lifetime of our grants. Please help us out any way you can to support this cause.
    Go HERE for all the info, including sign up sheets.
    Thanks, Marc Grimes & Don McMullen, Co-Chairs.
  • Entertainment Committee:
    All members are invited to attend ANY Entertainment Committee meeting. You don't have to commit to joining the Committee but are welcomed to attend and give your thoughts on existing activities and join in the discussion to add new activities, trips, etc. in 2017. Join us at the next Committee meeting at the Greene Turtle on Wednesday, February 1st, at the Greene Turtle North, at 6:00PM. Contact me for questions or more information- Eric Waterman, 410-598-4597 or eric_waterman@comcast.net.
  • 2017 Activities:
    • Thursday, February 23rd - INDOOR MINI GOLF EVENT: We have slipped back to 32 people signed up; comprised of 14 paid + 13 confirmed by phone but waiting to hear from 5 others. The 5 people signed up but not heard from need to contact Ron Apperson at 302-436-4790 or at ronapperson@msn.com so foursomes can be presented at the Feb. meeting & we have a good head count.
      A participation of at least 36 (9 foursomes) is desirable but even more are welcome. There is room for a few non-member friends to join us. We will meet at the Old Pro indoor course at 136th St. at no earlier than 6:45 pm as our private party will start at 7:00pm. The building will be ours until 9:00. Free beer, wine, & n/a drinks will be provided while we play. Please be on time for the shotgun start asap after 7:00. After playing we will reconvene DOWNSTAIRS at the north end of the Greene Turtle, turn-in in the scorecards to determine prizes & enjoy a tailgate type food spread. Drinks will be a cash bar on your own there. Total cost is $25pp. Please pay by cash or check payable to Ron Apperson at the Feb. 19th meeting.
    • March 11 – St. Paddy’s Day Parade.
Ravens Poop
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here.

Local Poop
  • Not much this weekend...
  • Sunday, March 5thQuarter Auction @ the American Legion to benefit the Worcester County Humane Society. Please call Mary Martinez @ 410.382.2661.


Funny Poop
  • Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
    Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."
    Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."
    Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."
    To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."


Etcetera
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
  • Our website is up and running. Be sure to bookmark our address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
  • Life is short. Focus on the good.


Frank









Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Weekly Poop 1/18/17


Roost #44 Poop
  • Dates to Remember:
    • TomorrowRavens Roost #44 Monthly meeting, 7:30 pm, upstairs at the Original Greene Turtle.
  • Road Trip 2017 – Everyone: Here are the links to reserve your spot on the OC Ravens Roost 44 Road Trip to London! Please click on each of the links to read what is included (additional 3 nights in Paris is now available and details are included in that link) before making your decision. Once you have decided, you can place your deposit. Remember to consider the Travel Insurance option as the deposit is non-refundable. If you want to customize any part of the trip, please contact Jacob Sudek directly. His phone number and email address are included in the links and at the bottom of this page. The prices as shown are good until Jan 31st so you need to pay the deposit by then to lock in the current price. Keep in mind that once the NFL puts out the schedule, prices, especially for air, will probably go up. The other thing to consider is that you are locking in the current exchange rate for the US dollar which could change, making the price go higher. I will be on the Roost Cruise till 1/16 but will try to answer emails on a daily basis. Thanks, Gary.
  • Dues: Dues ($30 per person) are to be paid by the February meeting. Please make your check payable to Ravens Roost #44 and pay at the January or February meeting, or mail to me at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842. If you have any questions please e-mail me at jelder10@verizon.net. Don't forget that we are looking for a replacement for me as membership chairperson. Let one of the officers know if you're interested. Jo Ann.
  • Scholarship Golf: There will be a 20th annual scholarship golf tournament this year. Any members who would like to help out can sign up for the golf/scholarship committee at this weeks meeting.
    The tournament will be held at the Ocean Pines Golf and Country Club on Friday June 2, 2017. Cost per golfer is $115 and $460 for a team of 4. Includes Golf, Practice range, Golf Awards Luncheon Banquet, Continental breakfast, Gift bag, 2 on-course beverage coupons, $500 Putting Contest, $250 Cash Raffle and kegs at the turn and at the luncheon.
    Also, there are sponsorships available: Signature Sponsor ($2,000) includes 2 team entries, 4 tee signs, and tournament banner and tournament banquet recognition. $1,400 without team entries. Major Sponsor ($1,000): 1 team entry, 2 tee signs, and tournament banner and tournament banquet recognition. $700 without team entry. Tee Sign Sponsors-$100.
    The committee is also looking for gift cards and new merchandise for the event.
    With the $14,200 we will be awarding in scholarships in June 2107, the Roost will have awarded over $160,000 during the lifetime of our grants. Please help us out any way you can to support this cause.
    Thanks, Marc Grimes & Don McMullen, Co-Chairs.
  • Entertainment Committee:
    All members are invited to attend ANY Entertainment Committee meeting. You don't have to commit to joining the Committee but are welcomed to attend and give your thoughts on existing activities and join in the discussion to add new activities, trips, etc. in 2017. Join us at the next Committee meeting at the Greene Turtle on Wednesday, February 1st, at the Greene Turtle North, at 6:00PM. Contact me for questions or more information- Eric Waterman, 410-598-4597 or eric_waterman@comcast.net.
  • 2017 Activities:
    • Thursday, February 23rd - INDOOR MINI GOLF EVENT: We currently have 34 people signed up & would like at least 2 more so we can have at least 9 foursomes. But even more are welcome. If we do not have any more members sign up there will be room for a few male/female non-member couples to join us. We will meet at the Old Pro Indoor course at 136th St. at 6:45pm. Our private party will start at 7:00pm & we have the building until 9:00pm. Free beer, wine, soda, & water will be provided while we play. Be on time as we will have a shotgun start at every other hole! Then we will re-convene at the Green Turtle upstairs for a tailgate type food spread & prizes (cash bar on your own, we can not bring our drinks from Old Pro to the Turtle). Cost for every thing is $25pp - please pay by cash or check payable to Ron Apperson at the Jan. 19th meeting (note this is the 3rd Thurs). Ron can not make the meeting so Eric will accept the payments. Teams of 1 man, 1 woman, & foursome pairings will be announced at the Feb. 9th meeting. Additional signups at the meeting or by phone at 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com.
    • March 11 – St. Paddy’s Day Parade.
Ravens Poop
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here.

Local Poop
  • Friday & Saturday - Lone Star Rodeo, Wicomico Youth and Civic Center. Celebrate an American tradition this winter as the Lone Star Rodeo Company presented by Cheerwine brings its Bulls, Broncs and Barrels Tour to the Wicomico Youth & Civic Center for two nights of competition on Friday, Jan. 20 and Saturday, Jan. 21.
    Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Just prior to the competition boys and girls are invited to the arena floor to take part in the Best Dressed Cowboy/Cowgirl Contest and Children’s Gold Rush. Rodeo events get underway at 7:30 p.m. including Bareback Bronc Riding, Saddle Bronc Riding, Brahma Bull Riding and Cowgirls’ Barrel Racing. Along for the ride will be Jessica Blair, a trick and roman rider who has performed at Dolly Parton’s Dixie Stampede and other equine events all across America.
    Tickets for the Lone Star Rodeo’s Bulls, Broncs and Barrels tour are on sale now. General admission (upper-level, non-reserved seating) is $15 for adults and $13 for children. VIP tickets are $25 offering lower-level reserved seating close to the action and a commemorative Lone Star Rodeo cup. VIP’s are also invited to an all access pre-show on the dirt with rodeo competitors, rodeo clown and animals beginning at 6:15 p.m. Additional fees may apply to all ticket prices.
    The Lone Star Rodeo Company is a family-run operation based in Crofton, KY. The family tradition of top-notch stock and competition pageantry and family entertainment has been carried on for the past 38 years by Preston Fowlkes, Jr. The family commitment continues into the next generation as the entire family works side by side producing over 40 events annually.
  • Sunday, March 5thQuarter Auction @ the American Legion to benefit the Worcester County Humane Society. Please see attachment for details or call Mary Martinez @ 410.382.2661.


Funny Poop
  • God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into heaven.
    The woman said she would try her best.
    God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
    "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side and made love to me right then and there."
    "They don't like that in heaven, said God.
    The woman replied, "They're not too happy about it in Harris Teeter either!"


Etcetera
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
  • Our website is up and running. Be sure to bookmark our address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
  • Life is short. Focus on the good.


Frank









Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Weekly Poop 1/11/17


Roost #44 Poop
  • Dates to Remember:
    • Thursday, 1/19Ravens Roost #44 Monthly meeting, 7:30 pm, upstairs at the Original Greene Turtle. This meeting is moved to the third Thursday due to the large group of members that will be out of town for the regularly scheduled day.
  • From the Prez: I need someone to go to Council meeting in Baltimore this Friday, Dec 16, 7:30 in Catonsville at Knights of Columbus. Roost pays mileage for the trip. Also need someone to fill in for January meeting, I'll be on vacation. Text or call 410 627 7697. Thanks, Donna.
  • Road Trip 2017 – Everyone: Here are the links to reserve your spot on the OC Ravens Roost 44 Road Trip to London! Please click on each of the links to read what is included (additional 3 nights in Paris is now available and details are included in that link) before making your decision. Once you have decided, you can place your deposit. Remember to consider the Travel Insurance option as the deposit is non-refundable. If you want to customize any part of the trip, please contact Jacob Sudek directly. His phone number and email address are included in the links and at the bottom of this page. The prices as shown are good until Jan 31st so you need to pay the deposit by then to lock in the current price. Keep in mind that once the NFL puts out the schedule, prices, especially for air, will probably go up. The other thing to consider is that you are locking in the current exchange rate for the US dollar which could change, making the price go higher. I will be on the Roost Cruise till 1/16 but will try to answer emails on a daily basis. Thanks, Gary.
  • Dues: Dues ($30 per person) are to be paid by the February meeting. Please make your check payable to Ravens Roost #44 and pay at the January or February meeting, or mail to me at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842. If you have any questions please e-mail me at jelder10@verizon.net. Don't forget that we are looking for a replacement for me as membership chairperson. Let one of the officers know if you're interested. Jo Ann.
  • Entertainment Committee:
    All members are invited to attend ANY Entertainment Committee meeting. You don't have to commit to joining the Committee but are welcomed to attend and give your thoughts on existing activities and join in the discussion to add new activities, trips, etc. in 2017. Join us at the next Committee meeting at the Greene Turtle on Wednesday, February 1st, at the Greene Turtle North, at 6:00PM. Contact me for questions or more information- Eric Waterman, 410-598-4597 or eric_waterman@comcast.net.
  • 2017 Activities:
    • Thursday, February 23rd - INDOOR MINI GOLF EVENT: We currently have 34 people signed up & would like at least 2 more so we can have at least 9 foursomes. But even more are welcome. If we do not have any more members sign up there will be room for a few male/female non-member couples to join us. We will meet at the Old Pro Indoor course at 136th St. at 6:45pm. Our private party will start at 7:00pm & we have the building until 9:00pm. Free beer, wine, soda, & water will be provided while we play. Be on time as we will have a shotgun start at every other hole! Then we will re-convene at the Green Turtle upstairs for a tailgate type food spread & prizes (cash bar on your own, we can not bring our drinks from Old Pro to the Turtle). Cost for every thing is $25pp - please pay by cash or check payable to Ron Apperson at the Jan. 19th meeting (note this is the 3rd Thurs). Ron can not make the meeting so Eric will accept the payments. Teams of 1 man, 1 woman, & foursome pairings will be announced at the Feb. 9th meeting. Additional signups at the meeting or by phone at 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com.
    • March 11 – St. Paddy’s Day Parade.
Ravens Poop
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here.

Local Poop
  • Friday, Saturday, & Sunday - East Coast Commercial Fishermen's & Aquaculture Trade Expo, Mid-Atlantic Region, Convention Center. The only Commercial Fishing Expo in the Mid-Atlantic Region. Seminars, fishermen gear, equipment and more. Admission. For more information, please visit www.marylandwatermen.com. Friday, Jan 13 - 11am – 5pm; Saturday, Jan 14 - 10am – 5pm; Sunday, Jan 15 - 10am – 3pm.
  • Friday & Saturday - The Lion King Jr. at Ocean City Performing Arts Center, Ocean City Performing Arts Center. Ocean Pines Children's Theater Presents: The Lion King Jr. This event is a musical performance. Friday, January 13, 2017, at 7pm; Saturday, January 14, 2017, at 2pm & 7pm. Tickets are $15.
  • Saturday - Nautical & Wildlife Art Festival, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. The Shore’s premier presentation of nautical & wildlife artists in residence. Noted painters, sculptors, model shipbuilders & multi-media artists highlight this annual show.


Funny Poop
  • Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
    "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
    "Great," Little Johnny replied.
    "Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother.
    "Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"




Etcetera
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
  • Our website is up and running. Be sure to bookmark our address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
  • Life is short. Focus on the good.


Frank