Roost #44 Poop
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From the Prez –
St.
Paddy's Day Parade was a blast! If you couldn't make it, you really missed a
good time. The crowd was awesome! Thanks to Susan and Frank and any other
volunteers who helped make this year's parade one of the best. Don't miss it! It really helps you connect with other Roost members
as well as letting all of Ocean City that see that Ravens Roost #44 is a part
of the fabric of Ocean City! Anybody got
any photos to share?
The Golf
Scholarship Committee will meet on Wednesday, March 27 at the Original Greene
Turtle at 5:30. Come join us to see how
you can help in this worthy cause of raising money for college scholarships for
graduating seniors at Stephen Decatur High School, Indian River High School and
Worcester Prep. This will be our 22nd
Annual Tournament and it will be held on Friday, May 31st at the Ocean Pine
Golf Course during the weekend of the Convention. We have several new members on the Committee
but we are always looking for more! We
will also need volunteers at the Golf Course to help manage the tournament. Come to the next meeting and check it out! It’s a worthy cause that directly benefits our
community. Information on our Tournament
is available on our website www.ocravensroost44.com as well
as the Council of Raven Roost website - www.councilrr.com.
Remember
that your Roost Membership card entitles you to a 20% discount on food,
beverage & apparel purchases at the Original Greene Turtle. We encourage
Roost members and Roost Committees to patronize the Original Greene Turtle. By
the way, the Original Greene Turtle is a major sponsor of our College Golf
Scholarship Tournament every year and we appreciate their support.
My white
Ford pickup truck will be at the next meeting. The back will be open if you would like to
donate plastic bags to Diakonia (local food bank and homeless shelter). The bags are used to help distribute food
contributions to the needy. Simply put
your plastic bags (TIED UP TIGHTLY) in the bed of the truck. This is a great way to recycle plastic bags
for a good cause.
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Dates to Remember:
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3/27
– Scholarship Golf Meeting
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3/28
– Entertainment Committee Meeting
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4/11
– Monthly Roost Meeting
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5/10
– Monthly Roost Meeting
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5/30-6/2
– Council Convention
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5/31
– Scholarship Golf Tourney
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6/1
– Convention Parade
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6/13
– Monthly Roost Meeting
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7/11
– Monthly Roost Meeting
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7/14
– Annual Roost Summer Picnic
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7/25
– Shorebirds Game
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Membership: Please
mail your dues to: Susan Berterman, 32612 Falling Point Road, Dagsboro Delaware
19939. Still only $30 per year.
It was
brought to my attention that some members may not be aware that the annual dues
are now due. Per the By-Laws: “Each
member shall pay to the Membership Chairman the sum of thirty dollars ($30.00)
per year no later than the February meeting.
The only exception to this rule being a prospective member who would be
accepted into the Roost from the first day of March where dues will be
pro-rated.” Hope this clears things up.
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Parade –
Thanks
to all that participated in the St. Paddy parade. The group looked great and I think everyone
had a good time.
Six
members still have their vests. Please
bring them to the next meeting so we can store them with the rest for the next
time we need them. Thanks!
The Convention Parade will be here before
you know it – Saturday, June 1st.
We’d love to have a big turn out, so please save the date!
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Convention: The
Council Convention will be held from Thursday, May 30 to Sunday, June 2, this
year. They have a graded cost depending
on when your application and payment are made.
If both are turned in at the March meeting, the cost is $60 each; the
April meeting, $65 each, the May meeting, $75 each and no souvenirs. There is a one-day (Saturday) registration
for $50 each and no souvenirs.
This
year’s shirt selection is:
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Men’s
Tees:
grey, purple, white. SML and XL are $11
each; 2 XL-$13, 3XL-$14, 4XL-$15, and 5XL-$16.
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Ladies
V-Neck Tees:
gray, purple (light), white. SML and XL
are $13; 2XL-$15 and 3XL-$17.
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Hoodies: gray,
and purple. SML and XL are $22; 2XL-$24,
3XL-$25, 4XL-$27, 5XL-$28
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Moisture
Wick Short Sleeve:
purple, silver, white. SML and XL are
$13; 2XL-$15, 3XL-$17, 4XL$19
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Moisture
Wick Long Sleeve:
purple, silver, and white, SML and XL are $16, 2XL $18, 3XL-$20
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Men’s
Tank: gray, purple, and white. SML and XL are $11,
2XL-$13, 3XL-$15
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Ladies’
Tank:
SML and XL are $13, and 2XL-$15
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Sweatshirts: Gray and Purple, SML and XL are $15; 2XL$17,
3XL-$18, 4XL-$20; 5XL-$21
I will
have order forms at the meeting.
The
activities list will be forwarded to us later.
Think about playing miniature golf, horseshoes, cornholes, doing a
scavenger hunt, and many other activities.
The council will also need help during the convention. I’ll have those requests at the next meeting,
as well.
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Entertainment:
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Entertainment meeting 3/28, 1pm, at the Original Greene Turtle.
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Entertainment Schedule 2019:
§ Sunday, July 14 – Annual Roost Summer
Picnic. Details soon.
§ Thursday, July 25 - Our annual Shorebirds
event for $28 pp including:
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Game ticket behind home plate with table/chair
seating in Hardball Cafe section.
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2 hour buffet w/popcorn, hot dogs, burgers, barbecue
chicken legs, sides, soda, tea.
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Orange Visor giveaway promo
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Thirsty Thursday $2 ML/CL 16oz. cans
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Optional Bus transportation - additional $$ depends
on no. of riders (availability confirmed)
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Open to friends & family
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Signup sheet at meeting: We now have
35 people signed up and a deposit has been sent to reserve our spot. We will keep taking additional people until
the June 13th meeting. So far, only 10
have indicated they are riding the bus - we need more riders to bring the cost
down. Game payment only ($28pp) should
be made starting at the April meeting to cover the deposit and continue until
the June meeting; Bus payment (cash only - $$ tbd) will not be due until either
the June meeting or as late as the July meeting. Sign up/pay Ron at 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com.
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Potential Activities Under Discussion
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Bus Trip to Canton
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Duckaneer Cruise
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Pub Crawl Kent Island
Ravens Poop
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Good daily dose of Ravens
news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly
stand ESPN, but you can go here to stay up to date with
all of the AFC North news.
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Out
and about and can’t watch the game? You
can listen to the Ravens on the radio! (I know, right?) Go here https://www.baltimoreravens.com/game-day/coverage for the
list of affiliates.
Local Poop
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Saturday
& Sunday - Reach
the Beach School Nationals - Recreational & School. Roland E. Powell Convention Center. Recreation and School Cheerleading Teams from
around the world gather to compete at the one and only Reach the Beach! Experience the thrill of competing under
amazing concert lighting and professional HD Sound System. Teams will feel as if they were a part of an
incredible Broadway Production in New York City!
Our
fantastic, professionally choreographed awards ceremony, and the sheer fun of
Ocean City, Maryland, combine to make this the best National competition your
team will attend! Prize money, fabulous
individual and partner stunt awards, the unbeatable atmosphere, unstoppable fun
and more, make this the premier Cheerleading National Championship! After the competition, experience Ocean City's
beautiful beaches, the world famous boardwalk, seafood restaurants galore, and
outlet shopping! Do not miss this
sell-out event.
Cheerleading
National Competition, 7AM - 10PM. Adults
- Saturday or Sunday - $22 / 2-Day - $39; Children & Seniors - Saturday or
Sunday - $15 / 2-Day - $27. Call
877-322-2310 or visit www.acdaspirit.com
or www.theepicbrands.com.
Funny Poop
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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and
kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly
out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
Russian is stunned, and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you
one wish, anything you want."
The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really
like drinking vodka." Finally, the
Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss
vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home, he gets a glass
out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He
looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks
like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So, he takes a taste and it is the best vodka
he has ever tasted.
The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha,
Natasha, come quickly!" She comes
running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard
and pisses into it. He tells her to
drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant
but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is
the best vodka she has ever tasted. The
two drink and party all night. The next
night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses
out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss
in the two glasses. The result is the
same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally, Friday night comes, and the Russian comes
home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we
will drink vodka. "His wife gets
the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he
fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one
glass?" Boris raises the glass and
says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."
Etcetera
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Got Poop? Let me know!
I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me
by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your
input is appreciated.
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Our website is up and
running. Be sure to bookmark our address
- www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news,
notes and nuggets.
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Life
is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
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