Roost #44 Poop
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From the Prez –
November
meeting at the Bamboo Lounge in the Carousel Hotel at 7:30. Walk through the lobby toward the restaurant and
the Bamboo Lounge is on the left side after walking up the steps. All members who will be paying the drink/food
tab, please write your name on a sticky label given to you at the Sign In Table
outside of the lounge.
If you
have Sign Up Sheets for Roost functions or other information, they must be put
on the Sign In Table. We don't want
members wandering around before or during the meeting passing out information. You are welcome to sit at the Sign In Table if
you have information or Sign In Sheets regarding Roost functions for the
members
Less
than 20 Football Sweepstake tickets left. They will be available at the Sign In Table. See
announcement below.
Convention
Cooler Bags available from The Prez for purchase for $20.00. Five dollars of the purchase price will be
donated to the Scholarship Fund.
Did you
see the guy in one shot on TV, with a purple #44 Raven jersey in the end zone
in Seattle? Wonder if he was a member? What a game! See you at the historic Carousel!
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Dates to Remember:
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10/25
– Guest Bartender Fundraiser@ OPYC
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10/26
– Shrimp Boat Fundraiser
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10/26
– Kent Island Pub Crawl
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11/8
– Harrington Bus Trip
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12/13
– Roost Christmas Party (at Mio Fratello’s)
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Membership: Please
mail your dues to: Susan Berterman, 12290 Dixie Drive, Bishopville, MD, 21813. Still only $30 per year. We have 127 current paid members.
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Ticket
Exchange:
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Nick
Costa (non-Ravens Roost 44 member) is selling his Ravens’ PSLs and season
tickets. Nick’s phone is 410-428-0131.
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2
seats up for sale. They are Section 519,
Row 17, Seats 7 & 8 - $1,350.00 for the whole season or I am selling for
individual games. Thanks, Matt Herrmann matt.herrmann@comcast.net
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Game Bus:
The
Ravens Bus will be running this year. Both
Season Passes and Individual Games Seats are available (on a limited basis). Please contact Bill Regan for information. The pickup locations are as follows. Please
arrive a few minutes early.
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Worcester County Library Ocean Pines - Departing
7:30. Address: 11107
Cathell Rd, Berlin, MD 21811
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Penguin Swim:
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The
OC Ravens Roost #44 Penguin Swim Team registration page is now available. Anyone wishing to join the Team, simply go to
aghpenguinswim.org, click
on "join a team", click on OC Ravens Roost #44, and then register. Note that it requires a $25 donation by
credit card to register. If you were on
the Team last year, be sure to click on "Returning Penguins" to get
started. I will have more information on
upcoming events at the Wednesday meeting.
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Ravens Rap: Ravens Rap
returns! Join Mike Bradley, Tony
Lombardi, and a plethora of special guests every Monday as they review the
previous week’s game and preview the upcoming game. Ravens Rap continues every Monday 6pm throughout
the season. Drinks and food specials!
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Harrington Bus Trip
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Date:
Friday November 8th, 2019
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Cost:
$20.00
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Pickup
Time: Montego Bay 8:15am, Rose’s 8:45
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Departure
from Casino: 3pm
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Perks:
$15.00 Free Slot Play, and $7.00 towards lunch buffet
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Contact:
Mary Kendall, email: or cell
phone: 302-236-9617, home phone: 302-934-7210
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Roost #44 Football Sweepstakes:
Are you
ready for some Football Sweepstakes?!?!?!
Roost
#44 is excited to announce our first official Football Sweepstakes. We have 100 Sweepstake tickets to sell – Cost
$20 each with $14 of cost to go to our Charity Funds – That is $1400 - WOW!
So, what
is the “Poop” about the Football Sweepstakes…
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Sweepstakes
run for 10 weeks – From October 24 thru December 29
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Prizes
are awarded each week to the highest 25 game cards that score the most points
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First
place - $400
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Second
Place - $200
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Third
place - $100
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Next
22 Runner ups - $25
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Prizes
are awarded each week for the lowest scoring 5 game cards
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Lowest
score - $50
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Next
4 Runner ups - $25
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Grand
Prize Season ending
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Highest
Valued Card of the Season - $1000
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Lowest
Valued card of the Season - $200
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Minimum
odds of Winning
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1
in 17 for the entire season
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1
in 165 for each week
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1
in 2480 for a Grand Prize
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Cash
Prizes will be awarded at the Monthly Meetings or by mail.
We will
be selling Sweepstake tickets at the November Monthly Meeting. Look for me, Michele Sardelis, I will have a
table and a sign to purchase your Sweepstakes tickets. I will accept exact change and checks made out
to Ravens Roost #44.
If you
have any questions, please each out to me by email, text or phone: Michele.brill@aol.com; 443-928-8286
Let’s
have some Football Sweepstakes Fun!
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Entertainment:
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Entertainment
Schedule 2019:
§ Saturday, October 26 - Kent Island pub crawl.
For those riding the bus: Bus will leave the Food
Lion (37468 Lion Dr, Selbyville, DE 19975, across Route 54 from the Exxon
Station) parking lot @ 10am, putting us in Kent Island around 11:30am. First stop will be Red Eye’s Dock Bar. After that we’ll see. Bus will leave to return to home 5pm.
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Friday, December 13th, 6:30 – 9:30pm, Roost
Christmas Party @ Mio Fratello’s in Fenwick Island. Live music, 3 drink tix per person. Dinner choices will be announced at the
August Meeting. Price is $40pp,
non-member spouse or SO $65.
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See attachment to download/print selection form.
Call or text Donna @ 410-627-7597 or email @
chapshouse@comcast,net.
Ravens Poop
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Good daily dose of Ravens
news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly
stand ESPN, but you can go here to stay up to date with
all of the AFC North news.
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Out
and about and can’t watch the game? You
can listen to the Ravens on the radio! (I know, right?) Go here: https://www.baltimoreravens.com/game-day/coverage for the
list of affiliates.
Local Poop
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Saturday - Swing
for Youth Golf Open, Eagles Landing Golf Course. With sell-out crowds each year, Eagles
Landing will host the OC Recreation Boosters 8th Annual Swing for Youth Golf
Open. A continued successful-event, the
Golf Open consists of a 4-person Florida scramble and participation is limited. All-inclusive price of $125 per player, $500
per team.
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Saturday &
Sunday - OCtoberfest:
Halloween Beach Maze, Ocean City Inlet.
Wicked witches, pirates of the sand, scary scarecrows, ghouls in the
graveyard, zombies, and more await your arrival. People of all ages, from newborns to
grandparents, will enjoy a pleasant scream as they meandered the sands of the
giant, bigger and better than ever, beach maze! Be there if you dare!
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Saturday &
Sunday - Ocean
City Pet Expo, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. Pet owners, lovers, and enthusiasts: this
is the convention for you! Vendors that
represent PET fun, PET products, PET services will be at the OC Pet Expo 2019. Shop, Play, Learn, and Adopt as you browse
some awesome exhibitors that feature the latest, and greatest, pet products and
services on the pet market. Bring your
pet: they can participate too!
Activities Include:
Ultimate Air Dogs
Ultimate Luring
Talent & Costume Contests
Ultimate Air Dogs
Ultimate Luring
Talent & Costume Contests
Admission: Includes admission to the Autumn Home Show &
Art & Craft Fair
$8.00 Adults, $7.00 Seniors (62+), $5.00 Kids (5-12) and Free for children (4 and under)
$8.00 Adults, $7.00 Seniors (62+), $5.00 Kids (5-12) and Free for children (4 and under)
Show Hours: Saturday 10:00 am - 5:00 pm; Sunday 10:30 - 4:00
pm
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All pets
attending the expo must be on a non-retractable leash (no longer than 6 feet)
or enclosed in a pet-friendly enclosure) at all times. All pet owners bringing their pets to the Pet
Expo are required to sign a waiver form.
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Monday - Ravens
Rap Show - Chance To Win Tickets To
Ravens Home Games, The Original Greene Turtle. Ravens Rap Show Live - all you need to
know about your hometown team! Join your
hosts Mike Bradley of 92.7 FM with his special guests each week for expert
analysis, fun commentary and insider information. The Ravens Rap Show is filmed LIVE every
Monday night from 6-7pm at The Original Greene Turtle! Every show you attend gets you more chances to
win Ravens Tickets to home Ravens games vs the Bears, the Dolphins, the Lions
and the Colts (must be present to win) and other giveaways from sponsors! While you are here, you might as well have a
cold beer; $2.75 Miller Lite and Coors Light Bottles and Drafts and $2.75 Rail
Drinks.
Funny Poop
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The doc told him that "taking pressure
off" by himself before intercourse with woman often helped men last longer
during the act. The man decided,
"What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
Etcetera
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Got Poop? Let me know!
I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me
by Tuesday, I’ll try to include it. Your
input is appreciated.
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Our website is up and
running. Be sure to bookmark our address
- www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news,
notes and nuggets.
Frank
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