Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Weekly Poop 10/23/19



Roost #44 Poop
·         From the Prez
November meeting at the Bamboo Lounge in the Carousel Hotel at 7:30.  Walk through the lobby toward the restaurant and the Bamboo Lounge is on the left side after walking up the steps.  All members who will be paying the drink/food tab, please write your name on a sticky label given to you at the Sign In Table outside of the lounge.

If you have Sign Up Sheets for Roost functions or other information, they must be put on the Sign In Table.  We don't want members wandering around before or during the meeting passing out information.  You are welcome to sit at the Sign In Table if you have information or Sign In Sheets regarding Roost functions for the members

Less than 20 Football Sweepstake tickets left.  They will be available at the Sign In Table. See announcement below.

Convention Cooler Bags available from The Prez for purchase for $20.00.  Five dollars of the purchase price will be donated to the Scholarship Fund.

Did you see the guy in one shot on TV, with a purple #44 Raven jersey in the end zone in Seattle?  Wonder if he was a member?  What a game!  See you at the historic Carousel!

·         Dates to Remember:
o    10/25 – Guest Bartender Fundraiser@ OPYC
o    10/26 – Shrimp Boat Fundraiser
o    10/26 – Kent Island Pub Crawl
o    11/8 – Harrington Bus Trip
o    12/13 – Roost Christmas Party (at Mio Fratello’s)

·         Membership: Please mail your dues to: Susan Berterman, 12290 Dixie Drive, Bishopville, MD, 21813.  Still only $30 per year.  We have 127 current paid members.

·         Ticket Exchange:
o    Nick Costa (non-Ravens Roost 44 member) is selling his Ravens’ PSLs and season tickets.  Nick’s phone is 410-428-0131.
o    2 seats up for sale.  They are Section 519, Row 17, Seats 7 & 8 - $1,350.00 for the whole season or I am selling for individual games.  Thanks, Matt Herrmann matt.herrmann@comcast.net
·         Game Bus: The Ravens Bus will be running this year.  Both Season Passes and Individual Games Seats are available (on a limited basis).  Please contact Bill Regan for information.  The pickup locations are as follows. Please arrive a few minutes early.
o    Ocean City Elementary School - Departing 7:00 am.  Address: 12828 Center Dr, Ocean City, MD 21842
o    Worcester County Library Ocean Pines - Departing 7:30.  Address: 11107 Cathell Rd, Berlin, MD 21811
o    Roses Millsboro - Departing 8 am.  Address: 29859 Dupont Blvd, Millsboro, DE 19966
My email address: bregan@redsuncustom.com.  My cell: 410-430-7902.  Text is best.
·         Penguin Swim:
o    The OC Ravens Roost #44 Penguin Swim Team registration page is now available.  Anyone wishing to join the Team, simply go to aghpenguinswim.org, click on "join a team", click on OC Ravens Roost #44, and then register.  Note that it requires a $25 donation by credit card to register.  If you were on the Team last year, be sure to click on "Returning Penguins" to get started.  I will have more information on upcoming events at the Wednesday meeting.
·         Ravens Rap: Ravens Rap returns!  Join Mike Bradley, Tony Lombardi, and a plethora of special guests every Monday as they review the previous week’s game and preview the upcoming game.  Ravens Rap continues every Monday 6pm throughout the season.  Drinks and food specials!
·         Harrington Bus Trip
o    Date: Friday November 8th, 2019
o    Cost: $20.00
o    Pickup Time: Montego Bay 8:15am, Rose’s 8:45
o    Departure from Casino: 3pm
o    Perks: $15.00 Free Slot Play, and $7.00 towards lunch buffet
o    Contact: Mary Kendall, email: or cell phone: 302-236-9617, home phone: 302-934-7210
·         Roost #44 Football Sweepstakes:
Are you ready for some Football Sweepstakes?!?!?!
Roost #44 is excited to announce our first official Football Sweepstakes.  We have 100 Sweepstake tickets to sell – Cost $20 each with $14 of cost to go to our Charity Funds – That is $1400 - WOW!
So, what is the “Poop” about the Football Sweepstakes…
o    Sweepstakes run for 10 weeks – From October 24 thru December 29
o    Prizes are awarded each week to the highest 25 game cards that score the most points
§  First place - $400
§  Second Place - $200
§  Third place - $100
§  Next 22 Runner ups - $25
o    Prizes are awarded each week for the lowest scoring 5 game cards
§  Lowest score - $50
§  Next 4 Runner ups - $25
o    Grand Prize Season ending
§  Highest Valued Card of the Season - $1000
§  Lowest Valued card of the Season - $200
o    Minimum odds of Winning
§  1 in 17 for the entire season
§  1 in 165 for each week
§  1 in 2480 for a Grand Prize
o    Cash Prizes will be awarded at the Monthly Meetings or by mail.
We will be selling Sweepstake tickets at the November Monthly Meeting.  Look for me, Michele Sardelis, I will have a table and a sign to purchase your Sweepstakes tickets.  I will accept exact change and checks made out to Ravens Roost #44.
If you have any questions, please each out to me by email, text or phone: Michele.brill@aol.com; 443-928-8286
Let’s have some Football Sweepstakes Fun!
·         Entertainment:
o    Entertainment Schedule 2019:
§  Saturday, October 26 - Kent Island pub crawl.  For those riding the bus: Bus will leave the Food Lion (37468 Lion Dr, Selbyville, DE 19975, across Route 54 from the Exxon Station) parking lot @ 10am, putting us in Kent Island around 11:30am.  First stop will be Red Eye’s Dock Bar.  After that we’ll see.  Bus will leave to return to home 5pm.
§  Friday, December 13th, 6:30 – 9:30pm, Roost Christmas Party @ Mio Fratello’s in Fenwick Island.  Live music, 3 drink tix per person.  Dinner choices will be announced at the August Meeting.  Price is $40pp, non-member spouse or SO $65.
§  See attachment to download/print selection form.
Call or text Donna @ 410-627-7597 or email @ chapshouse@comcast,net.

Ravens Poop
·         Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here.  It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but you can go here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.

·         Out and about and can’t watch the game?  You can listen to the Ravens on the radio! (I know, right?)  Go here: https://www.baltimoreravens.com/game-day/coverage for the list of affiliates.

·         The Ravens 2019 Schedule is live!  Go here for details.

·         Follow all the Orioles news on MASN here from columnist Roch Kubatko.

Local Poop
·         Saturday - Swing for Youth Golf Open, Eagles Landing Golf Course.  With sell-out crowds each year, Eagles Landing will host the OC Recreation Boosters 8th Annual Swing for Youth Golf Open.  A continued successful-event, the Golf Open consists of a 4-person Florida scramble and participation is limited.  All-inclusive price of $125 per player, $500 per team.
·         Saturday & Sunday - OCtoberfest: Halloween Beach Maze, Ocean City Inlet.  Wicked witches, pirates of the sand, scary scarecrows, ghouls in the graveyard, zombies, and more await your arrival.  People of all ages, from newborns to grandparents, will enjoy a pleasant scream as they meandered the sands of the giant, bigger and better than ever, beach maze!  Be there if you dare!
·         Saturday & Sunday - Ocean City Pet Expo, Roland E. Powell Convention Center.  Pet owners, lovers, and enthusiasts: this is the convention for you!  Vendors that represent PET fun, PET products, PET services will be at the OC Pet Expo 2019.  Shop, Play, Learn, and Adopt as you browse some awesome exhibitors that feature the latest, and greatest, pet products and services on the pet market.  Bring your pet: they can participate too!
Activities Include:
Ultimate Air Dogs
Ultimate Luring
Talent & Costume Contests
Admission: Includes admission to the Autumn Home Show & Art & Craft Fair
$8.00 Adults, $7.00 Seniors (62+), $5.00 Kids (5-12) and Free for children (4 and under)
Show Hours: Saturday 10:00 am - 5:00 pm; Sunday 10:30 - 4:00 pm
·         All pets attending the expo must be on a non-retractable leash (no longer than 6 feet) or enclosed in a pet-friendly enclosure) at all times.  All pet owners bringing their pets to the Pet Expo are required to sign a waiver form.
·         Monday - Ravens Rap Show - Chance To Win Tickets To Ravens Home Games, The Original Greene Turtle.  Ravens Rap Show Live - all you need to know about your hometown team!  Join your hosts Mike Bradley of 92.7 FM with his special guests each week for expert analysis, fun commentary and insider information.  The Ravens Rap Show is filmed LIVE every Monday night from 6-7pm at The Original Greene Turtle!  Every show you attend gets you more chances to win Ravens Tickets to home Ravens games vs the Bears, the Dolphins, the Lions and the Colts (must be present to win) and other giveaways from sponsors!  While you are here, you might as well have a cold beer; $2.75 Miller Lite and Coors Light Bottles and Drafts and $2.75 Rail Drinks.

Funny Poop
·         The doc told him that "taking pressure off" by himself before intercourse with woman often helped men last longer during the act.  The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.  He couldn't do it in his office.  He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.  He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.  Finally, he realized his solution.  On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.  He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.  Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.  As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.  Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police.  What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
Etcetera
·         Got Poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday, I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.

·         Our website is up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.

·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.


Frank



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