Weekly Poop 1/14/21

Roost #44 Poop

·        Frank’s note: All items subject to change/cancellation)

 

·        From the Prez –

Virtual Monthly meeting tomorrow night!  Just click on the link below and follow the instructions.  You can participate through your computer, tablet, or phone.  If you haven’t Zoomed before, try it.  It’s fun!

 

Please try to be on time as this month’s meeting has a limit of 40 minutes.

 

Ravens Roost #44 is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

Topic: Ravens Roost 44 meeting

Time: Jan 14, 2021 07:30 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada)

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us04web.zoom.us/j/9176116187?pwd=QWsreWtFMTM5OHgvVXFVVy9jY0UwZz09

Meeting ID: 917 611 6187

Passcode: 295293

 

·        Dates to Remember:

o   1/14/21 – Monthly Roost Meeting

 

·        Membership: Introductions at tomorrow’s virtual meeting.

 

·        Wellness: Please contact Carol Monroe at carol.munroe@hotmail.com if you know of a Roost member in need of a message of encouragement or a sympathy card for a family member.

 

·        House: All meetings that we do hold for the foreseeable future will be at the American Legion on 23rd St./Coastal Hwy.  They will follow all proper virus protocols for safety, We will take it a month at a time and keep everyone notified by the poop and Caw.  Happy "Vaccine Distribution Day" coming to our area soon!

 

·        Entertainment:

o   Entertainment meetings are suspended until further notice. 

 

Ravens Poop

·        Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here.  It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but you can go here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.

 

·        Out and about and can’t watch the game?  You can listen to the Ravens on the radio! (I know, right?)  Go here: https://www.baltimoreravens.com/game-day/coverage for the list of affiliates.

 

·        Follow all the Orioles news on MASN here from columnist Roch Kubatko.

 

Local Poop

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Funny Poop

·        A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income.  The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.
A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way.  She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband.  The husband told her to tell the client $100.  She went back and informed the client at which he cried, "That's too much!"
He then asked, "How much for a handjob?"  She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.
The husband said, "Ask for $40."
The woman ran back and informed the client.  He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear.  Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was extremely well hung.
She asked him once more to wait a moment.  She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked, "Now what?"
The wife replied, "Can I borrow $60?"

 

Etcetera

·        Got Poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday, I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.

 

·        Our website is up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.

 

·        Life is short.  Focus on the good.

 

 

 

Frank

 

 

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go

And put that ball across the line

So, fly with talons spread wide

Go in and strike with Ravens pride

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ravens dark wings take flight

Dive in and show them your might

For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory