Weekly Poop 2/9/22

 

Roost #44 Poop

Frank’s note: All items subject to change/cancellation

 

From the Prez –

Greetings to all…

 

WE NEED A CHAIRPERSON TO VOLUNTEER FOR THE GOLF SCHOLARSHIP..this is a

great event and more importantly it offers two students each from Stephen Decatur, Indian River and Worcester Prep high schools a scholarship to help with their financial needs as they enter college ..Don McMullan has done a fantastic job in the last few year’s chairing this event and is willing to help the new chairperson..I also tip my hat to Marc Grimes who started this event and who is also volunteering to help..if anyone is interested in being the Chairperson of the Golf Scholarship Committee please contact my email rjm73054@gmail.com..

 

If you like to help with the Ravens Roost Council convention, please contact Donna Chaplinski or read her report

 

Contact Matt Herrmann if you would be interested in joining the By-Laws committee..

 

Our next meeting will be held on Thursday February 10th at the American Legion in Ocean City..

 

Till next time…GO RAVENS

 

Dates to Remember:

·        2/10/22 - Monthly Roost Meeting

·        3/10/22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

·        3/12/22 – St. Paddy’s Day Parade

 

Membership:

Membership roles have been updated and I’m pleased to announce we have 141 members.  Thanks to all!

 

I will start collecting 2022 dues at the February meeting.  Still $30 – cheap!  You can also mail me your dues.  Send your check to:

 

Susan Berterman

12290 Dixie Drive

Bishopville, MD, 21813

 

Wellness:

Please contact Carol Munroe at carol.munroe@hotmail.com if you know of a Roost member in need of a message of encouragement or a sympathy card for a family member.

 

Entertainment:

We are now taking suggestions for 2022 activities and event ideas. Bring ideas to next roost meeting or email them to ksimseder@gmail.com.  Anyone interested in helping on the committee please let me know. Kim

 

Scholarship Golf: 25th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament! 

·        When: June 3, 2022

·        Where: Ocean Pines Golf Club-Ocean Pines

·        Time: 9:00am shotgun tournament start

·        Events: Golf, putting Contest, 50-50, luncheon, silent auction, awards

·        Needed: Golf Chair person, volunteers, Major sponsors, Tee sponsors, gift cards/certificates from businesses, golfers

Thank you,

Don

 

RR44 Super Bowl Pool Fundraiser –

$200 winner for each of the 1st 3 quarters.

$200 final score winner.

$200 will be retained by the Roost.

 

Parade:

The 2022 Ocean City St. Patrick’s Day Parade is on and scheduled for March 12.  This is a parade to have fun – no worries about competition, just a good time.  I am confirming that we will still be able to tailgate prior to the parade at Beach Copy on 59^th Street as we have in years past. 

 

The parade runs from Route 90 to the 45^th Street Village.  We will wear some purple vests we have from previous parades, so maybe wear something green beneath.

 

No party afterward as previous years, but there’s nothing stopping us from bar hopping the rest of the day.

 

I will have a sign up sheet for all prospective marchers at tomorrow’s meeting.

 

More details later…Susan

 

Elections:

New officers to be sworn in at the February meeting.

 

Apparel:

The online apparel store is closed.  All orders for January will ship in February.

 

Good of the Roost:

Whomever is interested, we will meet at the Greene Turtle midtown OC for lunch, then if anyone’s interested, we can see a movie at Sun n Surf after lunch.  Movies are $6 every Tuesday.  Text Donna @ 410.627.7697.  Let’s have some fun and get to know each other!

 

Ravens Poop

·         Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here.  I can hardly stand ESPN, but you can go here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.

 

·         The Orioles have signed a new radio deal with WBAL in Baltimore.  Maybe we’ll finally get a decent affiliate here at the beach!

 

·         Follow all the Orioles news @ MLB here, and on MASN here, from columnist Roch Kubatko.

 

·         Into Maryland Terrapins basketball?  Get your Terps fix here.

 

Local Poop

·        Sunday - Superbowl Sunday Scramble, Eagle's Landing Golf Course.  Eagle’s Landing offers the opportunity for golfers to enjoy a fun and competitive round of golf prior to one of the greatest sporting events of the year, the Super Bowl.  This is a very popular event for locals and visitors alike and sells out each year.

The event is a 4-player scramble with a unique scoring format.  The team consists of a Coach, Quarterback, Running Back and Wide Receiver.  Teams score points in the following manner: Touchdown (eagle) 6 points, Field Goal (birdie) 3 points, Extra Point (par) 1 point and Safety (bogey) –2 points.  30% of the “A” player’s handicap is the team offense.

Schedule:

* Tailgate Party at 9 AM (breakfast/brunch)

* Kick Off is at 10 AM (shotgun start)

* Also included is “Throw the Bomb” on the third hole and Melanie’s Blitz Soup served at half time.

Ticket Price: $60 per golfer includes green fees, cart and tailgate party.  Prizes will be awarded for winning teams.

Call the Golf Shop (410) 213-7277 or Email rcroll@oceancitymd.gov to sign up.

 

Funny Poop

·        One day Pinocchio came to Geppetto with a problem.  “Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters.  What can I do about this?”

“Have you tried sandpaper?”  Pinocchio hadn’t, so he went home to try it.

“Pinocchio” said Geppetto a few weeks later, “how did the problem work out with your girlfriend?”

Pinocchio said “Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?”

·        When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to medical school.  One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters ‘PNEIS’ into the name of an important body part which is most useful when erect.  Those who answered ‘spine’ are doctors today.  The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

·        A gent was on a nude beach.  Out of manners and to prevent sunburn, he kept a hat over his privates.  A woman walked past snickering and said “If you were a gentleman, you’d lift your hat.”

He replied, “If you weren’t so ugly it would lift itself.”

 

Etcetera

·         Got Poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday, I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.

 

·         Our website is up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.

 

·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.

 

 

Frank

 

 

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go

And put that ball across the line

So, fly with talons spread wide

Go in and strike with Ravens pride

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ravens dark wings take flight

Dive in and show them your might

For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory