Weekly Poop 3/23/22

 

Roost #44 Poop

Frank’s note: All items subject to change/cancellation

 

From the Prez –

Greetings to all…

 

I hope all is enjoying the good weather we’ve been having and just to think it will only get better..

 

If you haven’t done so already ( l know it sounds like a broken record ) please pay your Roost dues to Susan Berterman by May 1st..

 

As I mentioned at the meeting our picnic will be scheduled for SUNDAY JULY 17th from 11-5pm @ White Horse Park in Ocean Pines..

 

If any of you fine Roost members can help out with the Golf Scholarship committee please see Don McMullen..this is a great event for golfers and a worthy cause for student scholarships…

 

Even though the Ocean City St. Patrick’s day parade was cancelled does anyone have an idea on what the Roost can do in April as a social event?..please contact me rjm73054@gmail.com or contact Kim Eder our social committee chairperson..Let’s bring out some ideas to do before the crowds come marching in..

 

Also if you know of anyone wanting to join the Roost please bring them to the next meeting..

 

I went to the Council Roost meeting last week and the convention committee came up with this year’s theme

 

till next time

 

GO RAVENS

 

Dates to Remember:

·        4/14/22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

·        5/12.22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

·        6/2-5/22 – Council Convention

·        6/3/22 – Roost Golf Tourney

·        6/9/22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

·        7/14/22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

·        7/17/22 – Annual Summer Picnic

 

Membership:

I will continue collecting 2022 dues at the April meeting.  Still $30 – cheap!  You can also mail me your dues.  Send your check to:

 

Susan Berterman

12290 Dixie Drive

Bishopville, MD, 21813

 

Wellness:

Please contact Carol Munroe at carol.munroe@hotmail.com if you know of a Roost member in need of a message of encouragement or a sympathy card for a family member.

 

Entertainment:

We are now taking suggestions for 2022 activities and event ideas. Bring ideas to next roost meeting or email them to ksimseder@gmail.com.  Anyone interested in helping on the committee please let me know. Kim

 

Scholarship Golf: 25th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament! 

·        When: June 3, 2022

·        Where: Ocean Pines Golf Club-Ocean Pines

·        Time: 9:00am shotgun tournament start

·        Events: Golf, putting Contest, 50-50, luncheon, silent auction, awards

·        Needed: Golf Chair person, volunteers, Major sponsors, Tee sponsors, gift cards/certificates from businesses, golfers

 

Tee sponsorships and gift cards continue to come in.

We have a few foursomes that have signed up so far.

We need major sponsors, tee sponsors, gift cards and golfers

Thank you,

Don

 

Good of the Roost:

Whomever is interested, we will meet at the Greene Turtle midtown OC for lunch, then if anyone’s interested, we can see a movie at Sun n Surf after lunch.  Movies are $6 every Tuesday.  Text Donna @ 410.627.7697.  Let’s have some fun and get to know each other!

 

Ravens Poop

·         Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here.  I can hardly stand ESPN, but you can go here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.

 

·         The Orioles have signed a new radio deal with WBAL in Baltimore.  Maybe we’ll finally get a decent affiliate here at the beach!

 

·         Follow all the Orioles news @ MLB here, and on MASN here, from columnist Roch Kubatko.

 

·         Into Maryland Terrapins basketball?  Get your Terps fix here.

 

Local Poop

·        Friday thru Sunday - Reach the Beach Grand National -All Star, Roland E. Powell Convention Center.  Recreation and School Cheerleading Teams from around the world gather to compete at the one and only Reach the Beach!  Experience the thrill of competing under amazing concert lighting and professional HD Sound System.  Teams will feel as if they were a part of an incredible Broadway Production in New York City!  Our fantastic, professionally choreographed awards ceremony, and the sheer fun of Ocean City, Maryland, combine to make this the best National competition your team will attend!  Prize money, fabulous individual and partner stunt awards, the unbeatable atmosphere, unstoppable fun and more, make this the premier Cheerleading National Championship!  After the competition, experience Ocean City's beautiful beaches, the world famous boardwalk, seafood restaurants galore, and outlet shopping!  Do not miss this sell-out event.

 

(Hosted by American Cheer & Dance Academy - EPIC Brands) Cheerleading National Competition

 

Call 410-579-8668 or visit www.acdaspirit.com or www.theepicbrands.com

 

Funny Poop

The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him.  Finally, he was brought to an old physician.  After about an hour’s examination he came out and told the cardinals that he had some good news and some bad news.  The bad news was that the Pope had a rare disorder of the testicles.  The good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured was have sex.

 

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length.  Finally, they went to the Pope with the doctor and explained the situation.  After some thought, the Pope stated, “I agree, but under four conditions.”

 

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar.  Over the noise a single voice asked, “And what are the four conditions?”

 

The room stilled.  There was a long pause.

 

The Pope replied, “First, the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see who she is having sex with.

 

Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear who she is having sex with.

 

And third, she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out who she is having sex with, she can tell no one.”

 

After another long pause a voice arose and asked, “And the fourth condition?”  The Pope replied, “Big boobs.”

 

 

Etcetera

·         Got Poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday, I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.

 

·         Our website is up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.

 

·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.

 

 

Frank

 

 

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go

And put that ball across the line

So, fly with talons spread wide

Go in and strike with Ravens pride

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ravens dark wings take flight

Dive in and show them your might

For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory