Weekly Poop 4/13/22

 

Roost #44 Poop

Frank’s note: All items subject to change/cancellation

 

From the Prez –

Greetings to all…

 

Meeting this Thursday at 7:30 in the American Legion

 

Sign up/ register early for convention if you want discount and souvenirs..we’ll discuss at meeting.  Registrations/money need to be submitted this meeting in order to guarantee souvenirs.  Registration form is attached.

 

All I have …see you Thursday

 

GO RAVENS

 

Dates to Remember:

·        4/14/22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

·        5/12.22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

·        6/2-5/22 – Council Convention

·        6/3/22 – Roost Golf Tourney

·        6/9/22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

·        7/14/22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

·        7/17/22 – Annual Summer Picnic

 

Membership:

I will continue collecting 2022 dues at the April meeting.  Still $30 – cheap!  You can also mail me your dues.  Send your check to:

 

Susan Berterman

12290 Dixie Drive

Bishopville, MD, 21813

 

Wellness:

Please contact Carol Munroe at carol.munroe@hotmail.com if you know of a Roost member in need of a message of encouragement or a sympathy card for a family member.

 

Apparel: The online store will be open on April 1, 2022.  Thanks, Rich. 

 

http://ravensroost44.itemorder.com/

 

 

Entertainment:

We are now taking suggestions for 2022 activities and event ideas. Bring ideas to next roost meeting or email them to ksimseder@gmail.com.  Anyone interested in helping on the committee please let me know. Kim

 

Scholarship Golf: 25th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament! 

June 3rd

·        8:00am registration

·        9:00am Shotgun start

·        Continental Breakfast & Lunch

·        Putting Contest winner $500.00

·        Cash Raffle winner $250.00

·        Beer, Soda, water

We need Signature sponsors, Major Sponsors, Tee Sign Sponsors $100.00, golfers & volunteers the day of the tournament.

 

Basket of Cheer donations & Business gift certificates/cards are needed and can be brought to this Thursday evenings monthly meeting at the American Legion

 

Thank you,

Don McMullen

 

Good of the Roost:

Whomever is interested, we will meet at the Greene Turtle midtown OC for lunch, then if anyone’s interested, we can see a movie at Sun n Surf after lunch.  Movies are $6 every Tuesday.  Text Donna @ 410.627.7697.  Let’s have some fun and get to know each other!

 

Ravens Poop

·         Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here.  I can hardly stand ESPN, but you can go here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.

 

·         The Orioles have signed a new radio deal with WBAL in Baltimore.  Maybe we’ll finally get a decent affiliate here at the beach!

 

·         Follow all the Orioles news @ MLB here, and on MASN here, from columnist Roch Kubatko.

 

·         Into Maryland Terrapins basketball?  Get your Terps fix here.

 

Local Poop

·        Tonight - Menopause the Musical®, Roland E. Powell Convention Center.  COME JOIN OUR SISTERHOOD!  Set in a department store, four women meet while shopping for a black lace bra at a lingerie sale.  After noticing similarities among one another, the cast jokes about their woeful hot flashes, mood swings, wrinkles, weight gain and much more.  These women form a sisterhood and unique bond with the entire audience as they rejoice in celebrating that menopause is no longer ‘The Silent Passage’.

 

Inspired by a hot flash and a bottle of wine, Menopause The Musical® was created as a celebration of women who find themselves at any stage of ‘The Change'.  The laughter-filled 90-minute production gets audience members out of their seats and singing along to parodies from classic pop songs of the ‘60s, ‘70s, and ‘80s.  It’s the Hilarious Celebration of Women and The Change!®  (And men love it, too.)

 

Purchase your tickets today!

·        Friday and Saturday - Easter Art and Craft Fair and Kids' Fun Fair, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. 

Art & Craft Show:

Exhibitors displaying unique handcrafted items including wearable art, jewelry, lawn & garden decor, toys, florals, fine art, caricatures, and more.

Easter Kids' Fun Fair:

Continuous activities, games, contests, and entertainment, including Beanny the Easter Bunny, Easter Egg Hunts, magic, juggling shows by Cascading Carlos, puppet shows, and more.

Admission: $5.00 Adults, $4.00 Seniors (60+), $4.00 Students (4-18), FREE for Children 3 and Under and Military, Police, and Fire (with ID)

 

Funny Poop

·        A woman went to the Doctor's office, where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and told her to go relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

 

Etcetera

·         Got Poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday, I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.

 

·         Our website is up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.

 

·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.

 

·        Have a Blessed Easter weekend!

 

 

Frank

 

 

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go

And put that ball across the line

So, fly with talons spread wide

Go in and strike with Ravens pride

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ravens dark wings take flight

Dive in and show them your might

For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory