Ravens Roost #44 Beach Life: Weekly Poop 5/11/22

Roost #44 Poop

Frank’s note: All items subject to change/cancellation

From the Prez –
A quick reminder that our meeting is this Thursday at the American Legion in Ocean City..meeting starts at 7:30 so come early for food since kitchen closes at 8:00..

We have two events coming up very soon in the convention and the golf scholarship tournament..please read Donna’s and Don’s report for any updates..

The NFL schedule will be released as we are having our meeting so we can see about road trips this season..

There will be a sign up sheet for the picnic for those who wish to volunteer and any suggestions for the picnic..

That is all for now..see you Thursday…

GO RAVENS

Dates to Remember:

· 5/12.22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

· 6/2-5/22 – Council Convention

· 6/3/22 – Roost Golf Tourney

· 6/9/22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

· 7/14/22 – Monthly Roost Meeting

· 7/17/22 – Annual Summer Picnic

Membership:

I will make my final collection of 2022 dues at the May meeting. Anyone still not paid after that will be considered non-members and will be dropped from the membership rolls. Still $30 – cheap! You can also mail me your dues. Send your check to:

Susan Berterman

12290 Dixie Drive

Bishopville, MD, 21813

Wellness:

Please contact Carol Munroe at carol.munroe@hotmail.com if you know of a Roost member in need of a message of encouragement or a sympathy card for a family member.

Apparel:

The on line store is closed and it will reopen July 1st. All orders that were placed in April will ship in May.

http://ravensroost44.itemorder.com/

Entertainment:

We are now taking suggestions for 2022 activities and event ideas. Bring ideas to next roost meeting or email them to ksimseder@gmail.com. Anyone interested in helping on the committee please let me know. Kim

Scholarship Golf: 25th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament!

June 3rd

June 3, 2022 8:00am registration with continental breakfast, 9:00am Shotgun start, Luncheon & awards after the golf.

Putting contest winner $500.00, Cash Raffle $250.00

We need volunteers the day of the tournament

Needed:

$120.00 per golfer

$100.00 tee sponsors

Signature Sponsors $2,000.00 (Two team entries, four tee signs, recognition at the tournament Banquet and their business banner

Major sponsors $1,000.00 (Team entry, two tee signs, recognition at the tournament banquet, business recognized on out tournament banner.

Gift cards, gift certificates needed from businesses that you support in the community-please bring them to our May 12th monthly meeting.

Please bring bottles of liquor for the silent auction baskets at our May 12th Monthly meeting at the American Legion

Thank you,

Don

Below is a list of items that will be available at the RR44 Golf Tournament silent auction on June 3rd at the Ocean Pines Golf Club. Everyone is welcome to come to the clubhouse and bid on the items. If you are not playing in the tournament and want to bid on any items, please try to come to the club house by 11am.

Thanks,

Gary

RR44 2022 GOLF TOURNAMENT SILENT AUCTION ITEMS

ITEM # ITEM MINIMUM BID

1) 1 Red Boxing Glove Signed by Lenny Moore #24 $15

2) Ravens White XL Siragusa #98 Jersey $15

Signed by Tony Siragusa

3) 1 Pair Nike NFL Spiked Game Shoes $15

4) Orioles “Bundy #49” Shirt, Size 52

5) Ravens XL Pullover Rain Jacket $10

Ravens Autographed Football

6) Ravens “Road Warrior” Garment Bag $25

7) 2 Ravens Super Bowl XLVII Ticket Lanyards $10

Super Bowl XLVII Game Program

Knit Ravens Hat

8) 1 Ravens Super Bowl XLVII Ticket Lanyard $15

Super Bowl XLVII Game Program

Super Bowl XXXV Collectors Box of Wheaties

Knit Ravens Hat

9) Super Bowl XLVII Game Program $10

Ravens Inaugural Season August 3, 1996

Ravens vs Eagles Memorial Stadium Program

Ravens Knit Hat

10) Super Bowl XLVII Game Program $10

Ravens Inaugural Season August 3, 1996

Ravens vs Eagles Memorial Stadium Program

Ravens Knit Scarf

11) Deluxe PicNic Basket with Plates, Utensils, $25

Wine Glasses, 1 Bottle of Wine & a Blanket

1 Bottle Holiday Red Spiced Wine

12) Ravens “Leather” Jacket, size Large $25

13) Golf Basket Includes; Ocean Pines Golf Hat, $20

Bag of Tees, Golf Towel, 3 Dink Senator Golf

Balls, 3 Yellow Srixon Golf Balls (Valued at $47)

1 Bottle Holiday Red Spiced Wine

14) Ravens Super Bowl XLVII Football $20

Maryland Terps Bandanna

20” x 30” Ravens Floor Rug

1.75 Liter Bottles of Seagrams VO

15) $50 Gift Cards to DeFebos $30

1 Bottle Boordy Reisling Wine

1 Bottle Bellagio Rosso Dolce Wine

1 Bottle Truvee Red Blend Wine

16) $25 Gift Card to DeFebos $30

$40 Gift Card to Jiffy Lube

Gift Card for “A Bagel And..” for 1 Doz Bagles

1 Bottle Holiday Red Spiced Wine

17) $50 Gift Card to Castle in the Sand $25

Castle in the Sand Mug Set

1 Bottle Holiday Red Spiced Wine

18) $50 Gift Card to DeFebos $25

1 Bottle Holiday Red Spiced Wine

19) $350 Gift Certificate to Mikes Carpet & Flooring $75

20) 1 $115 Gift Card to Berlin Auto Wash $30

21) 1 $115 Gift Card to Berlin Auto Wash $30

22) Set of Various Saw Blades, Drill Bits, Router Bits, $20

Screw Driver Bits, and more

1 Bottles Holiday Red Spiced Wine

23) 4 Bottle Wine Rack $15

1 Bottle Horton Blanco XOCO Wine

1 Bottle Dark Horse Rose Wine

1 Bottle Boordy Red Blend Wine

1 Bottle Lago Rose Wine

24) 1.75 Liter Bottles of Seagrams VO $10

750 ML Bottle of Canadian Club 1858

1 Bottle Holiday Red Spiced Wine

25) 1 Bottle Kahlua Rum & Coffee Liqueur $10

1 Bottle Bacardi Oakheart Spiced Rum

1 750 ML Bottle Seagrams VO

26) Pair Century Boxing Gloves $10

1 Bottle Holiday Red Spiced Wine

27) Purple Fedora Hat $15

Ravens Hard Hat

Black Plague Mask

Autographed Down Marker

1 Bottle Holiday Red Spiced Wine

28) Ravens Hanging Crocheted Banner $10

Ravens Afghan

1 Bottle Holiday Red Spiced Wine

29) 1 Case (12 Bottles) Holiday Red Spiced Wine $30

30) Matted print of an original painting “SUNSET MOON” $30

by local artist Gary Miller

Good of the Roost:

Whomever is interested, we will meet at the Greene Turtle midtown OC for lunch, then if anyone’s interested, we can see a movie at Sun n Surf after lunch. Movies are $6 every Tuesday. Text Donna @ 410.627.7697. Let’s have some fun and get to know each other!

Ravens Poop

· Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. I can hardly stand ESPN, but you can go here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.

· The Orioles have signed a new radio deal with WBAL in Baltimore. Maybe we’ll finally get a decent affiliate here at the beach!

· Follow all the Orioles news @ MLB here, and on MASN here, from columnist Roch Kubatko.

· Into Maryland Terrapins basketball? Get your Terps fix here.

Local Poop

· Friday & Saturday - Beachfest Volleyball Festival, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. Head down the shore for our Beachfest volleyball tournament hosted at the Roland E. Powell Convention Center. This tournament originated in Ocean City, MD with 30 teams and has exploded in popularity over the past five years!! Expanding to Salisbury and Snow Hill to accommodate the popularity, we try and keep our Ocean City roots in mind by allowing each team to play in Ocean City one of the fours days. Having an AM and PM wave is one of the great accommodations we provide to allow each team to get their time in the All-American City!
$25 for a two day pass

Funny Poop

· Jesus and Moses walk up to the tee of a long par 3 over water.

Jesus tees up his ball and is aiming for the green. Moses turns to Jesus and says "What are you doing? You're not that big of a hitter; you can't drive this green". Jesus replied "If Tiger Woods can drive this green then so can I!"

He then pulled back his driver and let it rip. The ball went about 2/3 of the way and splashed into the water hazard. Jesus then turned to Moses and said "Would you mind going and getting that for me?"

So Moses walks down to the edge of the pond, raises his putter and parts the water.

After handing Jesus his ball back Jesus tees it up and is aiming at the green again. Moses shaking his head asks Jesus "What are you doing? You just missed this shot; you're not a big enough hitter to drive this green".

Jesus replied "If Tiger Woods can drive this green than so can I" He then pulled back his driver and let it rip. The ball went about 2/3 of the way and splashed into the water hazard again. Jesus then turned to Moses and said "Would you mind going and getting that for me again?"

So Moses walks down to the edge of the pond for a second time, raises his putter and parts the water.

After having his ball retrieved for the second time Jesus tees up the ball, aiming again for the green. Moses is just beside himself saying "What are you doing? You've missed this shot twice! Just take a drop and you can salvage a double bogey".

For a third time Jesus replied "If Tiger Woods can drive this green then so can I!" He then pulled back his driver and let it rip. The ball went about 2/3 of the way and splashed into the water hazard again.

This time when he turned to Moses, Moses said "No, go get it yourself" So Jesus walks down to the water hazard and walks out across the water peering down looking for his ball.

By this time the next foursome has reached the tees and one of the guys sees Jesus walking on the water hazard.

He says "Look at that guy! Who does he think he is - Jesus Christ? To which Moses replies "He is Jesus Christ. He thinks he's Tiger Woods".

Etcetera

· Got Poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday, I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.

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· Life is short. Focus on the good.

Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go

And put that ball across the line

So, fly with talons spread wide

Go in and strike with Ravens pride

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ravens dark wings take flight

Dive in and show them your might

For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory