Weekly Poop 6/29/11

Roost #44 Poop

·         Dates to Remember:

·        Tonight – Entertainment Committee meeting, Blue Ox, 6:30 pm.

·        Friday – Water Conservation Society Meeting @

·        Sunday, July 10 – Ravens Roost Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Pavilion in Ocean Pines from 1-6p.m.  Roost #44 members are free, Adult guests $10 each, children under 12 $5.00.  Menu: Premium burgers, hot dogs, sausage, jerk chicken, assorted salads and snacks, corn on the cob, watermelon, desserts and assorted beverages.  Horseshoes.  Music by Mr. OC.  Sign up at the June Meeting or call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 to get on the list.

·        October 21 thru 25, 2011 – Trip to Jacksonville, FL to see the Ravens take on the Jaguars.  Rooms have been reserved @ the Crown Plaza Jacksonville Riverfront Hotel.  For more details contact Mike Grimes.  For those of you who were not at the meeting and would like to go on trip please contact Mike at montegomike@verizon.net and let him know how many rooms you will need.  Please do not call the hotel before contacting Mike.

·        Forthcoming Summer 2011: Boat Raft Ups – July 24, August 28.

Other events in the planning stages for Late Summer and the Fall are a Crab Feast, Oyster Roast, Bowling Party, Miniature Golf Tournament, Swim Party, Halloween Party, Bus Trip to Harrington/Atlantic City and our Holiday Party on Saturday, December 17th at the Cove.

·        Look for Convention pics soon at the website (as soon as I can find time to do it—they have to be uploaded one at a time!).  The further adventures of the plumber and the cheerleader are here.

Ravens Poop

·         Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.

Local Poop

·        Tonight – Free Movie on the Beach, 118^th St. on the Beach at Carousel Resort Hotel.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "Megamind" – show time 8:30 pm, rain or shine.

·        Tomorrow – Live @ the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – The Chesapeake Brass Band, 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm.  Formed in 1996, the Chesapeake Brass Band is comprised of amateur and professional musicians from New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Delaware.  The band performs a varied repertoire of contemporary and traditional brass band music.  FREE for all.

·        Friday – Live @ the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – Words and Music – Gershwin Favorites, 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm.  Clear Space Theatre does Gershwin!  Through a series of six vignettes in the vein of the classic movie musical, four actors explore the beautiful song catalog of George Gershwin.  Including favorites such as “Embraceable You,” “Nice Work If You Can Get It,” and “Someone to Watch Over Me.”  $10 per person.  Kids 18 and under are free.

·        Friday – Free Movie on the Beach, 27^th St. on the Beach.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "Yogi Bear" – show time 8:30 pm, weather permitting.

·        Saturday – Live @ the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – The Dirty Sock Funtime Band, 10:00 am – 11:00 am.  Voted the BEST KIDS BAND by the readers of TIME OUT NY KIDS, they’re “infectious”, they’re “irresistible,” they’re the DIRTY SOCK FUNTIME BAND, the highest energy kids’ rock band ever to break out of NYC!!!  FREE for all.

·        Saturday – Live @ the Freeman Stage @ Bayside – The Delaware Symphony Orchestra: Where Stars Align, 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm.  The Grammy-nominated Delaware Symphony Orchestra is Delaware's only fully-professional orchestra.  Under the artistic leadership of Music Director David Amado, the DSO performs to over 50,000 adults and 10,000 children annually.  $10 per person.  Kids 18 and under are free.

·        Monday – July 4th Downtown Celebration - Fireworks & Concert @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm.  Free concert begins at 8:00 pm, followed by fabulous fireworks at 9:30 pm.  Bring a chair or blanket and enjoy the evening beside the ocean on the beach at the inlet in downtown Ocean City.  For information: 1-800-626-2326 or 410-250-0125.

·        Monday – July 4th Uptown Celebration - Fireworks & Concert @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm.  Free concert begins at 8:00 pm, followed by fabulous fireworks at 9:30 pm.  Bring a chair or blanket and enjoy the evening at Northside Park on 125th St.  For information: 1-800-626-2326 or 410-250-0125.

·        Tuesday – Family Beach Olympics.  Enjoy fun on the beach!  Each Tuesday evening features a variety of contests for all ages.  Events may include sand castle contests, tug-of-war, relays and more.  All activities are free and are offered from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.  For more information, call 1-800-626-2326.

Funny Poop

·        What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? 

The taste.

Etcetera

·         Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.

·         Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.

·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.

Frank

The Declaration of Independence

In Congress, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Training Camp

No training camp in Westminster this year.  Bummer.

http://www.baltimoreravens.com/News/Articles/2011/06/Press_Release_-_Ravens_Move_Training_Camp.aspx

Aerial Tram

An aerial tram @ the boardwalk?  Really?

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2011-06-20/travel/bal-ocean-city-md-aerial-tram-20110620_1_roosevelt-island-boardwalk-trey-winstead

Weekly Poop 6/22/11

Roost #44 Poop

·         Dates to Remember:

·        Friday – Water Conservation Society Meeting @

·        Friday – OH BOY!  Tribute to Buddy Holly at The Freeman Stage at Bayside, located at the intersection of Route 54 and Route 20.  Raven Roost fans meet and set up your lawn chairs on the right side of the stage. Look for a Vertical Ravens Banner.  No banner will be displayed during the performance.  There is a ten dollar ($10) admission for the show. Come early (5pm) and park your chair, then visit the Cove Bar until just before show time.  Cove Bar has no cover charge.  Freeman Stage sells beverages (beer, wine, sodas) also.  The Freeman Stage gate opens at 5pm, show starts at 7pm.  Purchase show tickets on-line or at the Freeman gate. The Freeman Stage Website is www.freemanstage.org.  Great website!  Info: Paul Neal 302-436-9017.Saturday,

·        June 25 – Bus Trip to Camden Yards to see the Orioles play Cincinnati Reds at 7p.m.  CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST.

·        Wednesday, June 29 – Entertainment Committee meeting, Blue Ox, 6:30 pm.

·        Sunday, July 10 – Ravens Roost Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Pavilion in Ocean Pines from 1-6p.m.  Roost #44 members are free, Adult guests $10 each, children under 12 $5.00.  Menu: Premium burgers, hot dogs, sausage, jerk chicken, assorted salads and snacks, corn on the cob, watermelon, desserts and assorted beverages.  Horseshoes.  Music by Mr. OC.  Sign up at the June Meeting or call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 to get on the list.

·        October 21 thru 25, 2011 – Trip to Jacksonville, FL to see the Ravens take on the Jaguars.  Rooms have been reserved @ the Crown Plaza Jacksonville Riverfront Hotel.  For more details contact Mike Grimes.  For those of you who were not at the meeting and would like to go on trip please contact Mike at montegomike@verizon.net and let him know how many rooms you will need.  Please do not call the hotel before contacting Mike.

·        Forthcoming Summer 2011: Boat Raft Ups – July 24, August 28.

Other events in the planning stages for Late Summer and the Fall are a Crab Feast, Oyster Roast, Bowling Party, Miniature Golf Tournament, Swim Party, Halloween Party, Bus Trip to Harrington/Atlantic City and our Holiday Party on Saturday, December 17th at the Cove.

·        Look for Convention pics soon at the website (as soon as I can find time to do it—they have to be uploaded one at a time!).  The further adventures of the plumber and the cheerleader are here.

Ravens Poop

·         Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.

Local Poop

·        Tonight – Free Movie on the Beach, 118^th St. on the Beach at Carousel Resort Hotel.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "How To Train Your Dragon" – show time 8:30pm, rain or shine.

·        Tomorrow – Sunset Park Party Nights - Free Concerts – Bring a chair!  Ocean City's downtown bayside park hosts a night of entertainment and a series of free concerts. Come enjoy an evening beside the bay.  For more information, call 1-800-626-2326. Located at Sunset Park on South Division Street and the Bay on June 23 and then every Thursday from July 7 through August 25 from 7pm - 9pm.  Tonight’s Performer: Fifth Avenue (funk and R&B).

·        Tomorrow – Live @ the Freeman Stage @ Bayside, The Kenya Safari Acrobats, 7:00pm - 9:00pm.  The Kenya Safari Acrobats perform a non-stop ride of gravity-defying human pyramids, balancing, tumbling, limbo dancing, hurling through hoops and breathtaking contortions, all while clapping to a joyful Benga beat.  FREE for all.

·        Saturday – Live @ the Freeman Stage @ Bayside, Silly Stories from the Seven Seas, 10:00am - 11:00am.  Gary Lloyd has told stories to more than 800,000 listeners in eight states over the last 13 years.  His enthusiasm shows his love of his craft and his respect for his audiences.  FREE for all.

·        Saturday – Live @ the Freeman Stage @ Bayside, An Evening with LeAnn Rimes, 8:00pm - 10:00pm.  LeAnn Rimes has sold more than 37 million albums, won two Grammy Awards, three Academy of Country Music Awards and 12 Billboard Music Awards.  Rimes is the youngest recipient of a Grammy Award, and was also the first country recording artist to win in the “Best New Artist” category.  Join us for an intimate night under the stars for an acoustic set with one of the biggest stars in country music...LeAnn Rimes.

Three levels of tickets will be offered for this acoustic evening with LeAnn Rimes: $40 for seats in the risers on the back of the green, $65 for the last 8 rows of the lawn seats, and $75 for the first 3 rows of the lawn seats.  There is a 10 ticket per person limit, with only 2,000 tickets being available for this special concert event, which is the first of its kind for The Freeman Stage.  No need to bring chairs for this event...seating will be provided.  Since seating is assigned, no coolers, strollers, umbrellas or anything else that may hinder seating or views will be allowed inside the venue.  All sales are final.  Refunds will only be available if the performance is cancelled.

·        Sunday – Radio Disney Free Concert Series @ 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm.  Radio Disney "Sizzlin' Summer Series" Road Crew Performance.  Entertainment, music, games and prizes.  Free event open to the public.  On the beach at North Division Street in Downtown Ocean City.

·        Monday – Free Movie on the Beach, 27^th St. on the Beach.  View a free general audience movie with the beach as your theater on our 16 ft screen.  Bring a blanket and enjoy the night beside the ocean.  Tonight's Feature: "Gidget" (vintage movie) – show time 8:30pm, weather permitting.

·        Tuesday – Family Beach Olympics.  Enjoy fun on the beach!  Each Tuesday evening features a variety of contests for all ages.  Events may include sand castle contests, tug-of-war, relays and more.  All activities are free and are offered from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.  For more information, call 1-800-626-2326.

Funny Poop

·        A man enters a barbershop for a shave.  While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.  "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.  "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.  After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber.  "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

Etcetera

·         Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.

·         Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.

·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.

·         Happy birthday Buggy!  You’ll always be my baby girl, no matter how old you get!

Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go

And put that ball across the line

So fly with talons spread wide

Go in and strike with Ravens pride

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ravens dark wings take flight

Dive in and show them your might

For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory

Getting to be That Time of Year...

Madden 2012

Weekly Poop 6/15/11

Roost #44 Poop

·         Dates to Remember:

·        Friday – Water Conservation Society Meeting @

·        Sunday – The first raft-up of the summer.  Everyone meets on the north side of the 90 bridge, I guess around 12 pm or so.

·        Friday, June 24 – OH BOY!  Tribute to Buddy Holly at The Freeman Stage at Bayside.  Raven Roost fans meet on the right side of the stage Look for a vertical Ravens banner.  No banner will be displayed during the performance.  There is a ten dollar ($10) admission for the show. Come early and park your chair then visit the Cove Bar until show time.  Cove Bar has no cover charge.  The Freeman Stage gate opens at 5pm, show starts at 7pm.  Purchase show tickets on-line or at the gate. The Freeman Stage Website is www.freemanstage.org.  Great website!

·        Saturday, June 25 – Bus Trip to Camden Yards to see the Orioles play Cincinnati Reds at 7p.m. The cost is $50 a person which includes a game ticket, transportation, snacks and refreshments.  For more information call Tony Chaplinski at 302-436-4266.

·        Sunday, July 10, Ravens Roost Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Pavilion in Ocean Pines from 1-6p.m.  Roost #44 members are free, Adult guests $10 each, children under 12 $5.00.  Menu: Premium burgers, hot dogs, sausage, jerk chicken, assorted salads and snacks, corn on the cob, watermelon, desserts and assorted beverages.  Horseshoes.  Music by Mr. OC.  Sign up at the June Meeting or call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 to get on the list.

·        Forthcoming Summer 2011: Boat Raft Ups – June 19, July 24, August 28.

Other events in the planning stages for Late Summer and the Fall are a Crab Feast, Oyster Roast, Bowling Party, Miniature Golf Tournament, Swim Party, Halloween Party, Bus Trip to Harrington/Atlantic City and our Holiday Party on Saturday, December 17th at the Cove.

·        Look for Convention pics soon at the website (as soon as I can find time to do it—they have to be uploaded one at a time!).  The further adventures of the plumber and the cheerleader are here.

Ravens Poop

·         Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.

Local Poop

·        Tonight – Movies on the Beach – Families visiting Ocean City this summer can enjoy Free Movies on the Beach starting June 27.  Ocean City Recreation and Parks will host this event on the beach between 26th and 27th Streets on Monday and Friday evenings.  Movies will be shown on Wednesday nights June 15-August 24 on 118th Street Beach.  These will be hosted by the Carousel Hotel.  Every Thursday night, July 7-August 25, movies will be shown on 91st Street hosted by the Princess Royale Hotel.  Monday and Friday movies at 27th St. beach are weather-permitting.  Movies at Carousel and Princess Royale are shown rain or shine.  For additional information, please contact Ocean City Recreation and Parks at 410-250-0125.  Tonight’s Movie: The Other Guys.

·        Tonight thru Sunday – 2011 OC Shark Tournament.  Sign in today, the fishing starts tomorrow.  Catch all the weigh-ins at the OC Fishing Center.  From modest beginnings back in 1981, when just 11 boats and 33 anglers competed in the inaugural event, the tournament has grown over the years to become one of the premiere shark tournaments on the east coast.  Most of sharks caught during the tournament are safely returned to the sea with just a small percentage actually weighed at the scales.  Last year, for example, just 18 sharks were brought to the scale, while 146 were released during the three days of fishing and the tournament boasts a 95-percent release rate in its three decades of existence.  
This year, tournament organizers, with the partnership of the Guy Harvey Ocean Foundation, are expanding on the conservation effort with greater incentives for the participating boats and anglers to release more sharks and bring fewer to the scales.

·        Friday – Live at the Freeman Stage at Bayside – Mid-Atlantic Symphony Orchestra : Music for a New Decade.  7:00pm – 9:00 pm.  The MSO is comprised of the best professional musicians and is led by Maestro Julien Benichou.  Their exciting program features stunning performances of the great classics and popular favorites.  $10 per person.  Kids 18 and under are free.

·        Saturday – Live at the Freeman Stage at Bayside – Open Up and Say HA! Kids' Comedy Hour.  10:00am - 11:00am.  Described as one of the Northwest's funniest children's performers, Rick Huddle combines improvisation, stories, and music to create stories and songs especially for kids.  FREE for all.

·        Saturday & Sunday – Art's Alive.  Ocean City’s 11th annual fine art festival features more than 100 artists selling their treasures & competing for awards.  Visit with the artists as they exhibit their work around the picturesque lagoon at beautiful Northside Park.  Discover that art is alive for the entire family in Ocean City!  Listen to lively music while you enjoy lunch at the Artists' Cafe.  Children can enjoy free creative art activities.  Located at Northside Park on 125th Street and the Bay.  Hours: Saturday, 9am - 6pm; Sunday, 9am - 5pm.  For more information, call 1-800-626-2326.

·        Saturday & Sunday – Ocean City Fitness Challenge Weekend @ 7:00 am - 3:00 pm.  2011 Fitness Challenge Events include:

- 5 Mile Boardwalk Run on June 18; starts at 7am at the Boardwalk Arch on North Division Street and the Boardwalk
- Viewtrail Metric Century Bike Ride on June 18

- Assateague Assault Sprint Triathlon on June 19

- Plus more

Event details are being finalized. Registrations will be opening soon.  For more information, contact Chris Klebe at 443-497-4324 or Charlie McClure at 443-370-9202.  Sign up at www.octrirunning.com.

·        Sunday – Radio Disney Summer Kickoff Concert with Coco Jones, on the beach at North Division Street, 6:00–8:00 p.m. including a one hour public meet & greet.  Born in South Carolina, Coco Jones is a singer, actress, recording artist, athlete and honor student who hails from Nashville, Tennessee.  Coco was honored to be a 2010 Radio Disney Next Big Thing (N.B.T.) Artist.  Her debut CD, “Coco Jones”, was released in 2010.  This work led her to script her concert series, UBU-STOP THE BULLYING.  Her songs embrace her platform of positive values and strong self-esteem.

Funny Poop

·        Jerry was hired to play his trumpet on the score of a movie, and he was excited.  He was especially thrilled because he got to take two long solos.
After the sessions, which went great, Jerry couldn't wait to see the finished product.  He asked the producer where and when he could catch the film.
A little embarrassed, the producer explained that the music was for a porno flick that would be out in a month, and he told Jerry where he could go to see it.
A month later, Jerry, with his collar up and wearing glasses, went to the theatre where the picture was playing.
He walked in and sat way in the back, next to an elderly couple that also seemed to be disguised and hiding.
The movie started, and it was the filthiest, most perverse porno flick ever...group sex, S&M, golden showers...and then, halfway through, a dog got in on the action.
Before anyone could blink an eye, the dog has had sex with all the women, in every orifice; and most of the men.
Embarrassed, Jerry turned to the old couple and whispered, "I'm only here for the music."
The woman turned to Jerry and whispered back, "That's okay, we're just here to see our dog."

Etcetera

·         Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.

·         Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.

·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.

·         Happy Fathers Day.  Tell your dad you love him.  Yeah, I know he doesn’t go for that mushy stuff, but he’ll appreciate it, even if he doesn’t show it.

Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go

And put that ball across the line

So fly with talons spread wide

Go in and strike with Ravens pride

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ravens dark wings take flight

Dive in and show them your might

For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory