Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:
· Friday – Water Conservation Society Meeting @
· Sunday – The first raft-up of the summer. Everyone meets on the north side of the 90 bridge, I guess around 12 pm or so.
· Friday, June 24 – OH BOY! Tribute to Buddy Holly at The Freeman Stage at Bayside. Raven Roost fans meet on the right side of the stage Look for a vertical Ravens banner. No banner will be displayed during the performance. There is a ten dollar ($10) admission for the show. Come early and park your chair then visit the Cove Bar until show time. Cove Bar has no cover charge. The Freeman Stage gate opens at 5pm, show starts at 7pm. Purchase show tickets on-line or at the gate. The Freeman Stage Website is www.freemanstage.org. Great website!
· Saturday, June 25 – Bus Trip to Camden Yards to see the Orioles play Cincinnati Reds at 7p.m. The cost is $50 a person which includes a game ticket, transportation, snacks and refreshments. For more information call Tony Chaplinski at 302-436-4266.
· Sunday, July 10, Ravens Roost Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Pavilion in Ocean Pines from 1-6p.m. Roost #44 members are free, Adult guests $10 each, children under 12 $5.00. Menu: Premium burgers, hot dogs, sausage, jerk chicken, assorted salads and snacks, corn on the cob, watermelon, desserts and assorted beverages. Horseshoes. Music by Mr. OC. Sign up at the June Meeting or call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 to get on the list.
· Forthcoming Summer 2011: Boat Raft Ups – June 19, July 24, August 28.
Other events in the planning stages for Late Summer and the Fall are a Crab Feast, Oyster Roast, Bowling Party, Miniature Golf Tournament, Swim Party, Halloween Party, Bus Trip to Harrington/Atlantic City and our Holiday Party on Saturday, December 17th at the Cove.
· Look for Convention pics soon at the website (as soon as I can find time to do it—they have to be uploaded one at a time!). The further adventures of the plumber and the cheerleader are here.
Ravens Poop
· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.
· Tonight – Movies on the Beach – Families visiting Ocean City this summer can enjoy Free Movies on the Beach starting June 27. Ocean City Recreation and Parks will host this event on the beach between 26th and 27th Streets on Monday and Friday evenings. Movies will be shown on Wednesday nights June 15-August 24 on 118th Street Beach. These will be hosted by the Carousel Hotel. Every Thursday night, July 7-August 25, movies will be shown on 91st Street hosted by the Princess Royale Hotel. Monday and Friday movies at 27th St. beach are weather-permitting. Movies at Carousel and Princess Royale are shown rain or shine. For additional information, please contact Ocean City Recreation and Parks at 410-250-0125. Tonight’s Movie: The Other Guys.
· Tonight thru Sunday – 2011 OC Shark Tournament. Sign in today, the fishing starts tomorrow. Catch all the weigh-ins at the OC Fishing Center. From modest beginnings back in 1981, when just 11 boats and 33 anglers competed in the inaugural event, the tournament has grown over the years to become one of the premiere shark tournaments on the east coast. Most of sharks caught during the tournament are safely returned to the sea with just a small percentage actually weighed at the scales. Last year, for example, just 18 sharks were brought to the scale, while 146 were released during the three days of fishing and the tournament boasts a 95-percent release rate in its three decades of existence.
This year, tournament organizers, with the partnership of the Guy Harvey Ocean Foundation, are expanding on the conservation effort with greater incentives for the participating boats and anglers to release more sharks and bring fewer to the scales.
· Friday – Live at the Freeman Stage at Bayside – Mid-Atlantic Symphony Orchestra : Music for a New Decade. 7:00pm – 9:00 pm. The MSO is comprised of the best professional musicians and is led by Maestro Julien Benichou. Their exciting program features stunning performances of the great classics and popular favorites. $10 per person. Kids 18 and under are free.
· Saturday – Live at the Freeman Stage at Bayside – Open Up and Say HA! Kids' Comedy Hour. 10:00am - 11:00am. Described as one of the Northwest's funniest children's performers, Rick Huddle combines improvisation, stories, and music to create stories and songs especially for kids. FREE for all.
· Saturday & Sunday – Art's Alive. Ocean City’s 11th annual fine art festival features more than 100 artists selling their treasures & competing for awards. Visit with the artists as they exhibit their work around the picturesque lagoon at beautiful Northside Park. Discover that art is alive for the entire family in Ocean City! Listen to lively music while you enjoy lunch at the Artists' Cafe. Children can enjoy free creative art activities. Located at Northside Park on 125th Street and the Bay. Hours: Saturday, 9am - 6pm; Sunday, 9am - 5pm. For more information, call 1-800-626-2326.
· Saturday & Sunday – Ocean City Fitness Challenge Weekend @ 7:00 am - 3:00 pm. 2011 Fitness Challenge Events include:
- 5 Mile Boardwalk Run on June 18; starts at 7am at the Boardwalk Arch on North Division Street and the Boardwalk
- Viewtrail Metric Century Bike Ride on June 18
- Viewtrail Metric Century Bike Ride on June 18
- Assateague Assault Sprint Triathlon on June 19
- Plus more
Event details are being finalized. Registrations will be opening soon. For more information, contact Chris Klebe at 443-497-4324 or Charlie McClure at 443-370-9202. Sign up at www.octrirunning.com.
· Sunday – Radio Disney Summer Kickoff Concert with Coco Jones, on the beach at North Division Street, 6:00–8:00 p.m. including a one hour public meet & greet. Born in South Carolina, Coco Jones is a singer, actress, recording artist, athlete and honor student who hails from Nashville, Tennessee. Coco was honored to be a 2010 Radio Disney Next Big Thing (N.B.T.) Artist. Her debut CD, “Coco Jones”, was released in 2010. This work led her to script her concert series, UBU-STOP THE BULLYING. Her songs embrace her platform of positive values and strong self-esteem.
Funny Poop
· Jerry was hired to play his trumpet on the score of a movie, and he was excited. He was especially thrilled because he got to take two long solos.
After the sessions, which went great, Jerry couldn't wait to see the finished product. He asked the producer where and when he could catch the film.
A little embarrassed, the producer explained that the music was for a porno flick that would be out in a month, and he told Jerry where he could go to see it.
A month later, Jerry, with his collar up and wearing glasses, went to the theatre where the picture was playing.
He walked in and sat way in the back, next to an elderly couple that also seemed to be disguised and hiding.
The movie started, and it was the filthiest, most perverse porno flick ever...group sex, S&M, golden showers...and then, halfway through, a dog got in on the action.
Before anyone could blink an eye, the dog has had sex with all the women, in every orifice; and most of the men.
Embarrassed, Jerry turned to the old couple and whispered, "I'm only here for the music."
The woman turned to Jerry and whispered back, "That's okay, we're just here to see our dog."
After the sessions, which went great, Jerry couldn't wait to see the finished product. He asked the producer where and when he could catch the film.
A little embarrassed, the producer explained that the music was for a porno flick that would be out in a month, and he told Jerry where he could go to see it.
A month later, Jerry, with his collar up and wearing glasses, went to the theatre where the picture was playing.
He walked in and sat way in the back, next to an elderly couple that also seemed to be disguised and hiding.
The movie started, and it was the filthiest, most perverse porno flick ever...group sex, S&M, golden showers...and then, halfway through, a dog got in on the action.
Before anyone could blink an eye, the dog has had sex with all the women, in every orifice; and most of the men.
Embarrassed, Jerry turned to the old couple and whispered, "I'm only here for the music."
The woman turned to Jerry and whispered back, "That's okay, we're just here to see our dog."
Etcetera
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· Life is short. Focus on the good.
· Happy Fathers Day. Tell your dad you love him. Yeah, I know he doesn’t go for that mushy stuff, but he’ll appreciate it, even if he doesn’t show it.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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