Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Weekly Poop 2/29/12
Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:
· Saturday, March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade. From Jo Ann: “The St. Pat's Day Parade will be held on Saturday, March 17th, beginning at noon. We need people! We're going to wear t-shirts that have "2011--Ravens Sweep Stealers" on them and will carry brooms and dustpans. And please learn the words to the Ravens song. I hope to ask Frank to play that every 5th or 6th song. I need to get a count to order the shirts. Please call or e-mail me, with your shirt size. The more people we have, the better we look. Jo Ann.”
· Friday, June 1 – The 15th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament, Ocean Pines Country Club, 9am shotgun start. Price is $90 per golfer this year (cheap!) and includes continental breakfast and lunch, beer and soda and golfer participation gifts. Contact Marc Grimes @ 302.222.0159 or Don McMullen @ 443.388.2941 for more details.
· The Roost 44 jerseys will be in for the next regular meeting in March. If you ordered one, please bring a check made out to Ravens Roost 44 in the amount of $35.00 per jersey. There are a few extras that were ordered which may be purchased on a first come first served basis. If you like the way these look and want to order one (or several!!), we will be collecting names for the next order at the meeting as well.
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· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
· Friday, Saturday & Sunday – St. Patrick's Indoor Soccer Tournaments, Northside Park, 125th St. and the Bay. Great annual event that has grown larger over the past 20 years! Estimated attendance over 150 teams over four weekends. Please check schedule for age groups. Northside Park on 125th St. Registration, OC Recreation & Parks, Kim Kinsey or Lynda Brittingham, 410-250-0125. www.oceancitymd.gov/Recreation_&_Parks
Funny Poop
· The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tim must have experienced.
"Tim was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." “We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tim's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery Performed on Tim.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tim is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Tim Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tim must have experienced.
"Tim was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." “We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tim's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery Performed on Tim.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tim is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Tim Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
Etcetera
· Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
· Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
· Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Weekly Poop 2/22/12
Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:
· Saturday, March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade. From Jo Ann: “The St. Pat's Day Parade will be held on Saturday, March 17th, beginning at noon. We need people! We're going to wear t-shirts that have "2011--Ravens Sweep Stealers" on them and will carry brooms and dustpans. And please learn the words to the Ravens song. I hope to ask Frank to play that every 5th or 6th song. I need to get a count to order the shirts. Please call or e-mail me, with your shirt size. The more people we have, the better we look. Jo Ann.”
·
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· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
· Friday, Saturday & Sunday – St. Patrick's Indoor Soccer Tournaments, Northside Park, 125th St. and the Bay. Great annual event that has grown larger over the past 20 years! Estimated attendance over 150 teams over four weekends. Please check schedule for age groups. Northside Park on 125th St. Registration, OC Recreation & Parks, Kim Kinsey or Lynda Brittingham, 410-250-0125. www.oceancitymd.gov/Recreation_&_Parks
· Friday, Saturday & Sunday – Reach the Beach Rec & School Open Nationals, Convention Center, 40th St and the Bay. One of the largest cheer competitions on the East Coast. The best of the best recreational & school cheer teams compete for a national title. Admission. Sat./Sun., 8 a.m.- 10 p.m. .Convention Center on 40th St. Call 877-322-2310 or email info@acdaspirit.com. www.acdaspirit.com
Funny Poop
· A Rabbi went to the barber shop. After his hair cut, he got ready to pay the barber and the barber said, "No Rabbi, I don't charge the clergy for haircuts." So the next morning the barber found a loaf of Jewish rye bread outside of his door step.
A couple of days past and a Catholic priest came in to get his hair cut. He got ready to pay and the barber said, "No Father, I don't charge the clergy for haircuts." So the next morning he found a bottle of wine outside his front door step.
A couple of days later the Baptist minister came in to get his hair cut and when he got ready to pay the barber said, "No Reverend, I don't charge the clergy for their hair cuts."
So the next morning, the barber found 15 Baptist preachers on his doorstep, ready to get their hair cut!
A couple of days past and a Catholic priest came in to get his hair cut. He got ready to pay and the barber said, "No Father, I don't charge the clergy for haircuts." So the next morning he found a bottle of wine outside his front door step.
A couple of days later the Baptist minister came in to get his hair cut and when he got ready to pay the barber said, "No Reverend, I don't charge the clergy for their hair cuts."
So the next morning, the barber found 15 Baptist preachers on his doorstep, ready to get their hair cut!
Etcetera
· Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
· Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
· Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
Friday, February 17, 2012
Dance Tomorrow Night @ the Elks
I'll be doing the "dopey white guy" dance...
Tix available at the door. C'mon out!
Tix available at the door. C'mon out!
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Weekly Poop 2/15/12
Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:
· Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @
· Saturday – Raven’s Roost #44 Post Football Season Dance, 7-11 p.m. benefiting Roost 44’s charities and featuring the band TRANZFUSION! Ocean City Elks Lodge Hall – 137th Street Bayside. $25 pp includes beer, chips, cash bar and money wheel. For tickets contact: Mary Kendall 302-236-9617 or Ron Apperson 302-436-4790.
· Saturday, March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade. From Jo Ann: “The St. Pat's Day Parade will be held on Saturday, March 17th, beginning at noon. We need people! We're going to wear t-shirts that have "2011--Ravens Sweep Stealers" on them and will carry brooms and dustpans. And please learn the words to the Ravens song. I hope to ask Frank to play that every 5th or 6th song. I need to get a count to order the shirts. Please call or e-mail me, with your shirt size. The more people we have, the better we look. Jo Ann.”
·
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· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
· Friday, Saturday & Sunday – Seaside Boat Show, Convention Center, 40th St and the Bay. See over 300 boats, including sail, pontoon, inshore & offshore boats & wave runners. Boat accessories, crafts, insurance & finance representatives available. At the “Boat Show that Works for Kids,” all proceeds go to area youth programs. Admission. Fri., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-7p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.- 5 p.m. Convention Center on 40th St. Charlie Dorman, 410-632-3676. www.ocboatshow.com
Funny Poop
· Three travelers, an American, a Russian, and an Egyptian, were circumnavigating the globe a la Jules Verne. The Russian man put his hand out and reached down into the clouds.
“Aaah!” he said. “We’re right over my homeland.”
“How can you tell?” asked the American.
“I can feel the cold air.” he replied.
A few days later the African man put his hand through the clouds.
“Aah we’re right over my homeland.” he said.
“How do you know that?” asked the Russian.
“I can feel the heat of the desert.”
Several more days later the American put his hand through the clouds.
“Aah, we’re right over Pittsburgh.” The Russian and the African were amazed.
“How do you know all of that?!” they exclaimed.
The American pulled his hand in and held it up for them to see. “My watch is missing.”
Etcetera
· Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
· Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
· Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Weekly Poop 2/8/12
Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:
· Thursday – Monthly Roost meeting, 7:30pm @ the Blue Ox.
· Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @
· Saturday, February 18 – Raven’s Roost #44 Post Football Season Dance, 7-11 p.m. benefiting Roost 44’s charities and featuring the band TRANZFUSION! Ocean City Elks Lodge Hall – 137th Street Bayside. $25 pp includes beer, chips, cash bar and money wheel. For tickets contact: Mary Kendall 302-236-9617 or Ron Apperson 302-436-4790.
· Saturday, March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade. From Jo Ann: “The St. Pat's Day Parade will be held on Saturday, March 17th, beginning at noon. We need people! We're going to wear t-shirts that have "2011--Ravens Sweep Stealers" on them and will carry brooms and dustpans. And please learn the words to the Ravens song. I hope to ask Frank to play that every 5th or 6th song. I need to get a count to order the shirts. Please call or e-mail me, with your shirt size. The more people we have, the better we look. Jo Ann.”
· Time again to re-enlist: Dues ($30 per person) are to be paid by the tomorrow night’s meeting. You may pay them at the meeting or mail them to: Jo Ann Elder, 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842.
Ravens Poop
· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
·
Funny Poop
· An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common".
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common".
Etcetera
· Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
· Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
· Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Weekly Poop 2/1/12
Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:
· Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @
· Sunday – Raven's Roost #44 Annual Jim Martin Super Bowl Party @ The Blue Ox. Cost: $23 pp. Time: 5:30 till? Wings, pork BBQ with mini rolls, crab dip, meatballs, buffalo chicken dip, steamed shrimp, hamburgers/hot dogs with fixings, cheese/veggie tray, cole slaw, potato salad, brownies and lemon jello cake. Alcohol/beverages included: Miller and Coors light on draft, iced tea, coffee, soda. All other alcohol will be charged to individual per happy hour prices. Give your checks or mail them to Larry or Marie Gerst (36843 West Pond Circle, Selbyville, DE 19975, 302-436-1767) made payable to Raven's Roost #44. GO GIANTS!
· Saturday, February 18 – Raven’s Roost #44 Post Football Season Dance, 7-11 p.m. benefiting Roost 44’s charities and featuring the band TRANZFUSION! Ocean City Elks Lodge Hall – 137th Street Bayside. $25 pp includes beer, chips, cash bar and money wheel. For tickets contact: Mary Kendall 302-236-9617 or Ron Apperson 302-436-4790.
· Saturday, March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade. From Jo Ann: “The St. Pat's Day Parade will be held on Saturday, March 17th, beginning at noon. We need people! We're going to wear t-shirts that have "2011--Ravens Sweep Stealers" on them and will carry brooms and dustpans. And please learn the words to the Ravens song. I hope to ask Frank to play that every 5th or 6th song. I need to get a count to order the shirts. Please call or e-mail me, with your shirt size. The more people we have, the better we look. Jo Ann.”
· Time again to re-enlist: Dues ($30 per person) are to be paid by the February meeting. You may pay them at the meeting or mail them to: Jo Ann Elder, 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842.
Ravens Poop
· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
·
Funny Poop
· There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.
She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.
"You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.
"You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
Etcetera
· Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
· Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
· Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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