Weekly Poop 2/15/12

Roost #44 Poop

·         Dates to Remember:

·        Friday – Water Conservation Group Meeting @

·        Saturday – Raven’s Roost #44 Post Football Season Dance, 7-11 p.m. benefiting Roost 44’s charities and featuring the band TRANZFUSION!  Ocean City Elks Lodge Hall – 137^th Street Bayside.  $25 pp includes beer, chips, cash bar and money wheel.  For tickets contact: Mary Kendall 302-236-9617 or Ron Apperson 302-436-4790.

·        Saturday, March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade.  From Jo Ann: “The St. Pat's Day Parade will be held on Saturday, March 17th, beginning at noon.  We need people!  We're going to wear t-shirts that have "2011--Ravens Sweep Stealers" on them and will carry brooms and dustpans.  And please learn the words to the Ravens song.  I hope to ask Frank to play that every 5th or 6th song.  I need to get a count to order the shirts.  Please call or e-mail me, with your shirt size. The more people we have, the better we look.  Jo Ann.”

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Ravens Poop

·        Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.  It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.

Local Poop

·        Friday, Saturday & Sunday – Seaside Boat Show, Convention Center, 40th St and the Bay.  See over 300 boats, including sail, pontoon, inshore & offshore boats & wave runners.  Boat accessories, crafts, insurance & finance representatives available.  At the “Boat Show that Works for Kids,” all proceeds go to area youth programs.  Admission. Fri., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-7p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.- 5 p.m.  Convention Center on 40th St.  Charlie Dorman, 410-632-3676. www.ocboatshow.com

Funny Poop

·        Three travelers, an American, a Russian, and an Egyptian, were circumnavigating the globe a la Jules Verne.  The Russian man put his hand out and reached down into the clouds.

“Aaah!” he said. “We’re right over my homeland.”

“How can you tell?” asked the American.

“I can feel the cold air.” he replied.

A few days later the African man put his hand through the clouds.

“Aah we’re right over my homeland.” he said.

“How do you know that?” asked the Russian.

“I can feel the heat of the desert.”

Several more days later the American put his hand through the clouds.

“Aah, we’re right over Pittsburgh.”  The Russian and the African were amazed.

“How do you know all of that?!” they exclaimed.

The American pulled his hand in and held it up for them to see. “My watch is missing.”

Etcetera

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·         Life is short.  Focus on the good.

Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go

And put that ball across the line

So fly with talons spread wide

Go in and strike with Ravens pride

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ravens dark wings take flight

Dive in and show them your might

For Baltimore and Maryland

You will fly on to victory