Roost #44 Poop
· Dates to Remember:
· Saturday, March 17 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade. From Jo Ann: “The St. Pat's Day Parade will be held on Saturday, March 17th, beginning at noon. We need people! We're going to wear t-shirts that have "2011--Ravens Sweep Stealers" on them and will carry brooms and dustpans. And please learn the words to the Ravens song. I hope to ask Frank to play that every 5th or 6th song. I need to get a count to order the shirts. Please call or e-mail me, with your shirt size. The more people we have, the better we look. Jo Ann.”
· Friday, June 1 – The 15th Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament, Ocean Pines Country Club, 9am shotgun start. Price is $90 per golfer this year (cheap!) and includes continental breakfast and lunch, beer and soda and golfer participation gifts. Contact Marc Grimes @ 302.222.0159 or Don McMullen @ 443.388.2941 for more details.
· The Roost 44 jerseys will be in for the next regular meeting in March. If you ordered one, please bring a check made out to Ravens Roost 44 in the amount of $35.00 per jersey. There are a few extras that were ordered which may be purchased on a first come first served basis. If you like the way these look and want to order one (or several!!), we will be collecting names for the next order at the meeting as well.
Ravens Poop
· Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.
· Friday, Saturday & Sunday – St. Patrick's Indoor Soccer Tournaments, Northside Park, 125th St. and the Bay. Great annual event that has grown larger over the past 20 years! Estimated attendance over 150 teams over four weekends. Please check schedule for age groups. Northside Park on 125th St. Registration, OC Recreation & Parks, Kim Kinsey or Lynda Brittingham, 410-250-0125. www.oceancitymd.gov/Recreation_&_Parks
Funny Poop
· The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tim must have experienced.
"Tim was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." “We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tim's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery Performed on Tim.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tim is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Tim Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tim must have experienced.
"Tim was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." “We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tim's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery Performed on Tim.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tim is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Tim Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
Etcetera
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· Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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