Weekly Poop 1/28/15

Roost #44 Poop 

• Dates to Remember: 
• Friday – WCS Meeting @ … 
• Saturday, 4/12 - 5th Annual Roost 44 Fund Raising Dance: This years dance will be on Saturday April 18, 2015 from 7-11 PM.  Everything will be the same as last year - Music by TRANSFUSION; location is OC Elks Lodge Hall; beer, wine, soda, snacks, cash bar; door prizes, 50/50  & money wheel. $25pp.  Tickets will be available at the January meeting & choice of table reservations can be made with a payment of at least $150 (1/2 table of 12). Floor plan is available. Contact Ron Apperson @ 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com  after that or at Feb, Mar, & Apr meetings. 

Ravens Poop 

• Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
• All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 

• Sunday - Superbowl Sunday Scramble | 4 Player Scramble, Eagles Landing Golf Course.  4 Player Scramble.  10am Shotgun Start.  Includes pre-game Tailgate party with Prizes.  The event is a 4 players scramble with a unique scoring format.  The team consists of a Coach, Quarterback, Running Back and Wide Receiver.  Teams score points in the following manner:  Touchdown (eagle) 6 points, Field Goal (birdie) 3 points, Extra Point (par) 1 point and Safety (bogey) 2 points.  30% of the "A" players handicap is the team offense.  Plus "Throw the Bomb" on hole #3.  Gross and net prizes.  Call 410-213-7277 for information. 

Funny Poop 

• After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."  

Etcetera 

• Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
• Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
• Life is short. Focus on the good. 

Frank 

 Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 

And put that ball across the line 

So fly with talons spread wide 

Go in and strike with Ravens pride 

Fight! Fight! Fight! 

Ravens dark wings take flight 

Dive in and show them your might 

For Baltimore and Maryland 

You will fly on to victory 

  

Weekly Poop 1/21/15

Roost #44 Poop 

• Dates to Remember: 
• Friday – WCS Meeting @ … 
• Saturday, 4/12 - 5th Annual Roost 44 Fund Raising Dance: This years dance will be on Saturday April 18, 2015 from 7-11 PM.  Everything will be the same as last year - Music by TRANSFUSION; location is OC Elks Lodge Hall; beer, wine, soda, snacks, cash bar; door prizes, 50/50  & money wheel. $25pp.  Tickets will be available at the January meeting & choice of table reservations can be made with a payment of at least $150 (1/2 table of 12). Floor plan is available. Contact Ron Apperson @ 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com  after that or at Feb, Mar, & Apr meetings. 
• Tuesday, 1/27 - Greene Turtle 4 pm. Transition meeting for all the ingoing/outgoing officers.  If the person is staying in same office, he/she doesn't need to come unless they want.  If 4 pm is too inconvenient a time let Donna know and she'll try to arrange a different time. 
• Pig Roast @ the Blue Ox Pro Bowl Sunday: 

 

Ravens Poop 

• Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
• The Ravens have a new offensive coordinator.  It goes like this: Bears fire Trestman, Fox replaces Trestman, Kubiak replaces Fox, Trestman replaces Kubiak.  The wheels of the bus go round and round... 
• All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 

• Saturday - Roost 96 Bull & Oyster Roast @ Harpoon Hanna's.  Click this link here: Click this link here! for all of the information. 

Funny Poop 

• The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.   At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, Your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."   Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."   St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.   God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"   Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."   God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"   Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"   God said, "Yes."   "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:   1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"   "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."   God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in some key words And waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.   "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."  

Etcetera 

• Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
• Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
• Life is short. Focus on the good. 

Frank 

 Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 

And put that ball across the line 

So fly with talons spread wide 

Go in and strike with Ravens pride 

Fight! Fight! Fight! 

Ravens dark wings take flight 

Dive in and show them your might 

For Baltimore and Maryland 

You will fly on to victory