Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- Saturday, 4/12 - 5th Annual Roost 44 Fund Raising Dance: This years dance will be on Saturday April 18, 2015 from 7-11 PM. Everything will be the same as last year - Music by TRANSFUSION; location is OC Elks Lodge Hall; beer, wine, soda, snacks, cash bar; door prizes, 50/50 & money wheel. $25pp. Tickets will be available at the January meeting & choice of table reservations can be made with a payment of at least $150 (1/2 table of 12). Floor plan is available. Contact Ron Apperson @ 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com after that or at Feb, Mar, & Apr meetings.
- For new and outgoing officers: We need to have a transition meeting for all the ingoing/outgoing officers. If the person is staying in same office, he/she doesn't need to come unless they want to. I have dates of 1/23, 1/31, 2/1 , 2/4. Please let Donna know which one is good for you and I will try to pick the date most can attend. Thanks.
- Pig Roast @ the Blue Ox Pro Bowl Sunday:
Ravens Poop
- The Ravens lost to the Patriots in the Divisional round of the playoffs to end their season. Still, considering 19 players on IR, it was a successful season, going into and winning at least one game in the playoffs 6 of the last seven years, most by any team in football. Most cities would love to have that kind of consistent success.
Local Poop
- Friday - Putt Putt Golf Tournament, Old Pro Golf. Join us for a fun night as we raise money for Believe in Tomorrow Children's House by the Sea! This tournament will be located at Old Pro Golf on 68th Street. We will have on the course challenges and twists to the usual putt putt course. There will be food and drinks, a skee ball tournament, DJ Joe Daddy, a 50/50 and raffles. Doors open and registration begins at 5:30pm. 100% of proceeds are donated to the Children's House by the Sea.
- Friday, Saturday & Sunday - East Coast Commercial Fishermen's & Aquaculture Trade Expo | Mid-Atlantic Region, Convention Center. The only Commercial Fishing Expo in the Mid-Atlantic Region. Seminars, Fishermen Gear, Equipment and more. Hours: Friday 11:00 am - 6:00 p.m., Saturday 10:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m., Sunday 10:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. For more information, please visit www.marylandwatermen.com.
- Saturday - Grand Opening Celebration Of Performing Arts Center | Featuring Mid - Atlantic Symphony Orchestra, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. Grand Opening Celebration of the Performing Arts Center featuring the Mid-Atlantic Symphony Orchestra. Guest performance by the OC Stars. Tickets now on sale, for more information call 410-289-2800.
- Saturday & Sunday (throughout the offseason) - Horse & Carriage Rides Along the Boardwalk, Downtown O.C. Enjoy a Horse and Carriage Ride Along the Boardwalk in Ocean City, Maryland
General Route - Saturday & Sunday from 11:00 am - 4:00 p.m. (depending on weather and/or ridership) - Begin at Inlet Lot near Thrasher's enjoy riding on the Boardwalk and around the pier.
For more information call Randy 443-783-1409.
(Weather and ridership conditions may vary.)
- Saturday, January 24 - Roost 96 Bull & Oyster Roast @ Harpoon Hanna's. Click this link here: Click this link here! for all of the information.
Funny Poop
- A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony....On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. Gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'
The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'
She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts.....
Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.
'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.
'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.
The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'
'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'
The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day!!'
Etcetera
- Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
- Our website is back up and running. Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
- Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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