Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- Saturday, 4/12 - 5th Annual Roost 44 Fund Raising Dance: This years dance will be on Saturday April 18, 2015 from 7-11 PM. Everything will be the same as last year - Music by TRANSFUSION; location is OC Elks Lodge Hall; beer, wine, soda, snacks, cash bar; door prizes, 50/50 & money wheel. $25pp. Tickets will be available at the January meeting & choice of table reservations can be made with a payment of at least $150 (1/2 table of 12). Floor plan is available. Contact Ron Apperson @ 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com after that or at Feb, Mar, & Apr meetings.
- Tuesday, 1/27 - Greene Turtle 4 pm. Transition meeting for all the ingoing/outgoing officers. If the person is staying in same office, he/she doesn't need to come unless they want. If 4 pm is too inconvenient a time let Donna know and she'll try to arrange a different time.
- Pig Roast @ the Blue Ox Pro Bowl Sunday:
Ravens Poop
- The Ravens have a new offensive coordinator. It goes like this: Bears fire Trestman, Fox replaces Trestman, Kubiak replaces Fox, Trestman replaces Kubiak. The wheels of the bus go round and round...
Local Poop
- Saturday - Roost 96 Bull & Oyster Roast @ Harpoon Hanna's. Click this link here: Click this link here! for all of the information.
Funny Poop
- The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, Your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in some key words And waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."
Etcetera
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- Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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