Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Weekly Poop 4/22/15


Roost #44 Poop 
  • Dates to Remember: 
  • Friday – WCS Meeting  
  • Wednesday, April 29 - OC Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Fundraiser4 - 7 p.m. @ White Marlin Mall 5-Guys.  20% of Sales will be donated to the OC Ravens Roost 44 Scholarship Fund.  Get your voucher here. 
  • Saturday, May 2 - First Roost Boardwalk Bike Ride 9:00 AM.  Starts at the end of the boardwalk and we go to the Inlet.  Some folks stop for a group breakfast on the way back.  Some folks walk instead of biking.  Everybody welcome.  Let's welcome Spring!  Other tentative dates are June 6July 11August 1September 5October 3. 
  • Thursday, May 28 thru Sunday, May 31 - Council of Ravens Roosts Annual Convention, Castle in the Sand Hotel.  Parade is Saturday morning.  We only had 13 people signed up for the parade at the last meeting.  Our idea is to bid a fond farewell to Torrey Smith, Jacoby Jones, and Haloti Ngata.  Some will be dressed as Jacoby "dancing with the stars" with a top hat, sparkling shoes and bow tie.  Torrey will dress with dreadlocks.   Ngata will be Polynesian.  Other walkers will wear cardboard hearts.  This idea will not work if we only have 13 people, so I need some of our 208 members to come out and play that Saturday morning.  Please e-mail me at jelder10@verizon.net.  Thanks, Jo Ann. 
  • Friday, May 29 - Roost #44 18th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament @ the Ocean Pines Golf Club.  $100 per golfer; 9 am shotgun start.  Get all of the details HERE. 
  • October 24 - ROAD TRIPThis is the hotel we are looking at for the Cardinals game on 10/26: https://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/phxgr-renaissance-phoenix-glendale-hotel-and-spa/ Office and group phones closed but I was able to go online and have 25 rooms on hold for Sat 10/24 to Tue 10/27.  Game is Monday 10/26.  Will have details on cost per room tomorrow.  Everyone will have to call to confirm and pay for rooms.  First come first served.  Is anyone interested in the Miami game on 12/6?  I will call the Marriott in Ft. Lauderdale where we usually stay tomorrow to get prices.  Let me know what you think. Gary 
  • Entertainment Update from Eric:  
  • Council Parade May 30- T Shirts being ordered for parade. For those who have already signed up, please email your T Shirt size to Eric Waterman @ eric_waterman@comcast.net. We are still looking for many more volunteers.  Just email your name and T Shirt size to Eric this week. Let's step  up, this is OUR  town! 
  • Roost Picnic-  July 11 at White Horse Park. Rain date July 12. 
  • Other Tentative Roost Dates - 
  • Orioles Game June 28th vs. Cleveland Indians 
  • Shorebird GameAugust 15th Fireworks after the game.  We may have a bus for the game depending on how many members attend.  The survey from the last Roost meeting indicated that at  least 22 members are interested in attending a Shorebird game.. 
  • Pig Roast- Sometime in October 
  • Tour Wallops Island Tour- Sometime in November\ 
  • Entertainment Committee- 
  • Next meeting Tuesday May 5th at the Blue Ox. We need MORE members to attend these meetings for fresh ideas and feedback.  You aren't committed to anything by just attending one of our these meetings.  So drop in and see if you would like to volunteer for any of the many social activities.  Remember ALL members are welcome to attend our meetings at anytime. 
  • Thanks, Eric. 
  • Dues ($30 per member) are past due.  Checks are to be made to Ravens Roost 44, and may be mailed to Jo Ann at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842. 
  • Roost Apparel: The last order of sweatshirts featuring the 3 Ravens logos (one OC Flag, One MD Flag, One US Flag) were apparently a hit and are sold out. I have a few short sleeved T's left in various sizes and colors (grey or black) for $15. I can place another order if you now see them would love to have one. The cost is $25 for a zipped sweatshirt in either black or dark grey, long sleeve T's in black, grey or PURPLE for $20. I need 40 orders before we can get another run done. If interested, please email Maggie at millermaggie@mchsi.com or sign up at the next meeting.  Thanks.  Maggie Miller 

Ravens Poop 
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
  • Schedule released yesterday!  Go here if you need to print it out! 
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 
  • Tomorrow - The Raven Cheerleaders will be at the Blue Ox 7-9 pm for a meet and greet as well as perform.  All 53 co ed cheerleaders will be there.  I would love to have Ravens Roost #44 support this event and show their support for the Raven Cheerleaders.  Thank you, Dawne Pappas. 
  • Friday - Official Tiki Bar Opening Party at Harpoon Hanna's, Harpoon Hanna's.  Join us for the official tiki bar opening party at Harpoon Hanna's!  Happy hour is from 3:00pm - 7:00pm.  Entertainment will be provided by Dave Hawkins from 6:00pm - 10:00pm.  Complimentary hors d'oeuvres will be available at the tiki bar. 
  • Friday and Saturday - Pork in the Park | National BBQ Cookoff and BBQ Festival, Winterplace Park.  Follow your nose to the Pork in the Park BBQ Festival. This Eastern Shore staple is served up in Salisbury, Maryland’s WinterPlace Park. The festival offers two days of entertainment the whole family can enjoy – all for only $3 daily admission and children 12 and under are free! Festival-goers can enjoy a weekend packed with live music, rides and games for the kids, unique craft vendors, delicious food and cold beverages. 
  • Friday, Saturday and Sunday - Maryland International Kite Expo | Go Fly A Kite, On the Beach between 2nd and 6th Streets.  A great spectator and participant event!  The Maryland International Kite Exposition will feature three fun-filled days of kite flying on the beautiful beaches of Ocean City, Maryland.    Throughout the festival, there will be exhibitions and demonstrations including stunt and power kite lessons, free children's games and activities, and much more! The festival will showcase some of the best kite flyers from around the world. Kites of all shapes and sizes will be on display including some massive character and theme based kites. On behalf of The Kite Loft and The Town of Ocean City we welcome everyone to join in the festivities. Bring your family for several days of good old fashion kite flying. Remember when we say “Go Fly a Kite”, we mean it.  For more information, call Jay Knerr at 410-289-7855 or visitwww.kiteloft.com. 
  • Friday, Saturday and Sunday - Ward World Carving Competition, Roland E. Powell Convention Center.  Carvers & visitors from around the world convene for the most prestigious competition of contemporary wildfowl art.  Event includes judging, benefit auction, classes & seminars, demonstrations, children's activities and exhibitor booths of artisans & art supplies.  View world class bird carvings and sculptures, bid on world class art at the benefit auction.  Shop at over 100 exhibitor booths, and enjoy an abundance of kids activities at the Kids Corner.  Admission.  For more information, please visit www.wardmuseum.org. 
  • Saturday - Board Walkin' for Pets | Worcester County Humane Society Annual Event, Boardwalk from Inlet to 27th Street.  Worcester County Humane Society annual fun event - walk-a-thon on the boards! All proceeds benefit the Ocean City area's no-kill pet shelter. Bring your pet for a fun day on the boards to help the animals or adopt a shelter dog for the day by making arrangements prior to the walk-a-thon. Registration is at 9 am.  Walk is rain or shine!  Enjoy refreshments provided by Harrison's Harbor Watch Restaurant & Layton's 16th Street Family Restaurant.  Enter contests at 9:30am and win prizes with The Wave 97.1!  Contests Include: 
  • Largest Dog 
  • Smallest Dog 
  • Best Dressed 
  • Pet and Owner Look-A-Like 
  • Best Trick 
  • Sloppiest Kiss 
Prizes awarded to winners.  Walk the 2.5 mile or 5 mile course and enjoy refreshments at the Inlet and along your walk.  If you don't have a dog to walk...no worries, "Adopt" a shelter dog for the event.   Arrangements must be made in advance.  We don't want to forget our feline friends.  Bring a photo of your cat to the walk with your name, pet's name, address, phone number and email address and enter our Annual Cutest Cat Contest!  A special prize basket will be awarded to the "Cutest Cat." 

Funny Poop 
  • (thanks Eric!) 
THE FRONT PORCH 
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years. 

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" 

And God saw it was good. 

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." 

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" 

And God, again saw it was good. 

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." 

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" 

And God agreed it was good. 

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." 

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" 

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it." 

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. 

Life has now been explained to you. 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch. 


Etcetera 
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
  • Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
  • Life is short. Focus on the good. 
  • Our prayers go out to Marlyn Pietruszka and her family.  Make a speedy recovery Marlyn! 


Frank 

 Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 
And put that ball across the line 
So fly with talons spread wide 
Go in and strike with Ravens pride 
Fight! Fight! Fight! 
Ravens dark wings take flight 
Dive in and show them your might 
For Baltimore and Maryland 
You will fly on to victory 
  

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