Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Weekly Poop 9/16/15


Roost #44 Poop 
  • Dates to Remember: 
  • Tonight – Ravens Rap returns to the Blue Ox, 7 pm. 
  • Friday – WCS Meeting @ … 
  • Saturday – Tangier Island Excursion – Boat BOARDS at noon and leaves at 12:30 from Crisfield.  Returns around 5:15 PM. There is room for more people to come. Contact Eric at eric_waterman@comcast.net as soon as possible. 
  • October 24 - ROAD TRIPThe 2015 Road Trip to Phoenix, Arizona is set.  Please make sure that you let me know how many tickets to the game you will need.  I should get ticket prices this month and will put a hold on a block of tickets based on the total numbers I have received.  We are working on the T-shirt and group social and will have more info on those soon.  Gary 
  • November 17 - Wallops Island Tour: 11/17/15 leaving @ 8:30 am from behind Duffy's.  We have 24 people signed up & that makes a sellout. Thanks to everyone for the prompt responses. We will now start a wait list because there will surely be a few cancelations. 
The trip is now firmly booked & because of upfront money requirements, payment of $32 pp will be needed at the July 9th meeting. Pay in cash or check payable to Ron Apperson (not RR#44). Can also mail to Ron @ 37899 Swann Dr. Selbyville, De. 19975.  Partial refunds are expected to be made if at least 20 people pay. A refund of $5 pp if it stays a sellout. More details @ meeting.  
Current Sign Ups/Seat Assignments: In response order (check your name & seat) 
1. Ron/Betty Apperson: seats 1-28. Mike & Marc Grimes: seats 17-18 
2. Rob/Daryl Carpenter: 5-69. Eric Waterman + guide: 3-4 
3. Larry/Marie Gerst: 7-810. Don Stifler: 25 
4. Tony/Donna Chaplinski: 9-1011. Addie Yeager: 19 
5. Ray/Marie Meyers: 11-1212. Joann Elder: 20 
6. John/Janet Feuerstein: 13-1413. Eric/Rose Leister: 21-22 
7. Lew/Sue Welsh: 15-1614. Dick/Kristi Horner:23-24 
Current Waiting List: 
1. Gary Miller  2. Annlee Goetter  3. Matt/Barbara Wiherle 
  • November Thanksgiving Food DriveSaturday, November 14, 2015, 8 am TO 4PM.  Collection changes for November 14. Harris teeter to Giant, Millvile, Del and Super Fresh to Food Lion, West Ocean City.  
Thanksgiving Food Drive: 
You can join in the fight against HUNGRY by bringing a donation of the products listed below to the October and November meetings.  All items collected will be given to Salem United Methodist Pantry, Selbyville and the Diakonia Homeless Shelter Pantry.  Examples of the needed products are: 
  • Can Goods: meat, vegetables, fruit, and other similar products 
  • Dry Goods: cereal, pasta, rice, meat enhancers, crackers, cookies,etc.... 
  • Personal Care: soap, detergent, toothpaste, deodorant, etc... 
  • Infant Care, formula, cereal, wipes, diapers, etc.... 
Diakonia asked for your used supermarket plastic bags. Last year they used 44,000 bags giving out 22,000 bags of food. 
Thank you for time , effort and cooperation. 
For more information, call John Falcone, 443 783 4872 
  • Entertainment Update: 
  • Boardwalk Bike - October 3; end of the Boardwalk 9 am. 
  • Crab Feast - October 10, Saturday Crab Feast.  Location: The Shrimp Boat on 611.  $35 per person.  You can sign up at the October Roost meeting.  Menu: Crabs, Coors Lite, Miller Lite, corn on cob, hush puppies, roasted chickencole slaw. 
  • Harrington Bus Trip - Bus Trip to Harrington Casino.  Friday, November 6th, 2015.  1st pick up: Montego Bay, OC 8:30 am.  2nd pick up: Rose’s Shopping center, Millsboro, DE 9:00 am.  Arrive Harrington 10 am leave Harrington 3pm.  Cost: $20.00.  $10.00 free slot play and luncheon buffet.  Signup sheet at September Meeting or Contact Mary Kendall.  Need to supply the following information: Name, Cell Phone #, Harrington Card # or Date of Birth.  Pickup preference Montego Bay (MB) or Rose’s (DE).  Any questions please contact Mary Kendall.  Email: mary.kendall@merck.com.  Phone: 302-236-9617. 
  • Christmas Party December 12 at Cove Restaurant. 

Ravens Poop 
  • ThRavens travels to Oakland to take on the Raiders, 4:05 pm.  The Ravens didn’t play particularly well this past Sunday, but were still a dropped touchdown pass away from beating the Broncos. 
  • Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
  • All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 
  • Thursday thru Sunday - Delmarva Bike Week - 4 Host Locations: Seacrets in OC, Rommel's Harley Davidson in Seaford, Winterplace Park & Perdue Stadium in Salisbury.  Tens of thousands of motorcycle enthusiasts enjoy activities & rides throughout the Delmarva Peninsula.  A variety of small & large motorcycle related displays & exhibits from large corporations to small builders.  Free entertainment, charity rides.  Four host locations: Seacrets Bar & Grill on 49th St in Ocean City, Rommel's Harley Davidson Shop in Seaford, Winterplace Park in Salisbury and Arthur W. Perdue Stadium in Salisbury.  Thursday - Saturday, 9am - 7pm and Sunday, 9am - 4pm.   
OC Bikefest Motorcycle RallyRoland E. Powell Convention Center.  OC BikeFest will bring national entertainment and bands, stunt shows, bike builders, vendors, food and beverage to the Boardwalk, OC Convention Center, and the Inlet.  Admission: Inlet Only - $30 Event Adult Pass, $25 Day Adult Pass, $15 Ages 12-21, Under 12 free.  Inlet Hours: Thursday, 11 am-8 pm; Friday & Saturday, 10 am-8 pm; Sunday, 10 am-5 pm.  Convention Center Hours: Thursday, 11 am-8 pm; Friday & Saturday, 9 am-8 pm; Sunday 9 am-5 pm.  For more information, please visit www.ocbikefest.com or email cliff@ocbikefest.com. 
  • Friday, Saturday & Sunday - Berlin Fiddlers Convention - In America's Coolest Small Town: 2014.  Main Street Berlin.  Three days of Free, Live, Bluegrass Music.  Bluegrass musicians from across the country vie for thousands in cash prizes in Adult and Youth Fiddle, Banjo, Guitar, Mandolin and Bluegrass Band competitions. 
  • Saturday - Blessing of the Bikes 12 Noon at Saint Luke's Catholic church 100 street.  Refreshments served at Knights Of Columbus hall behind Saint Luke's after the blessing. 
  • Saturday - Big Truck DayVeterans Memorial Park.  Big Truck Day will take place in the open field between Sports Core Pool and the Ocean Pines Veterans Memorial.  Big Truck Day features fire trucks, dump trucks, tractors, tow trucks, tractor trailers, jeeps, and more!  Kids can learn what special tasks these vehicles perform and they can see, touch, and sit in all of the trucks. 
  • Saturday - Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew Presented by Brown Box Theatre ProjectOcean City Northside Park.  For our 5th Annual Free Shakespeare tour, Brown Box will stage Shakespeare's comedy The Taming of the Shrew.  Deception and desire abound in Shakespeare's classic comedy when Christopher Sly, a tinker tricked into believing himself a nobleman, is treated to a play wherein an ornery and willful woman is "tamed" and men will stop at nothing to claim their love.  Free.  Bring Your Own Chair or Blanket 
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The Pride 
January 2-15, 2017 Baltimore MD to Tampa Fl (13Day) Cruise 
Carnival Journeys – Southern Caribbean  
Day Port to Call Arrival Time Departure Time 
Monday: Baltimore MD 00:00 5:00PM 
Tuesday: Fun day at Sea 00:00 00:00 
Wednesday: Fun day at Sea 00:00 00:00 
Thursday: Grand Turk 8:00AM 5:00PM 
Friday: Amber Cove, Dominican Republic 7:00AM 3:00PM 
Saturday: Fun day at Sea 00:00 00:00 
Sunday: Cartagena, Colombia 10:00AM 6:00PM 
Monday: Colon, Panama 10:00AM 7:00PM 
Tuesday: Limon, Costa Rica 8:00AM 5:00PM 
Wednesday: Fun day at Sea 00:00 00:00 
Thursday: Mahogany Bay, Isla Roatan 8:00AM 5:00PM 
Friday: Cozumel, Mexico 10:00AM 5:00PM 
Saturday: Fun day at Sea 00:00 00:00 
Sunday: Tampa, FL 8:00 00:00 
____________________________________________________________________________ 
Inside Cabin category 4D $991.98 
Inside French Doors (outside view only) category 4K $1,021.98 
Balcony category 8B $1,376.98 
All of the above will be located on Deck 6 
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Balcony category 8C $1,411.98 
Balcony category 8D $1,396.98 
All of the above will be located on Deck 7 
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Pre Paid Gratuities $156.00 per person. 

A deposit of $25.00 per person will be due November 1, 2015 by Check paid to Vacations by Irene 
2nd payment $400.00 per person will be due August 1, 2016 Check or Credit Card 
Final payment October 10, 2016 Check or Credit Card.  

Several options available for return from Tampa FL, to Baltimore MD. 

Cruise Protection  
Inside Cabins $109.00 per person 
Balconies $119.00 per person 

Information needed: email name as shown on pass port, and include date of birth and address. 
Contact: Irene Hansen 410-250-1154 home iah317@aol.com email 
Mail checks to Vacations by Irene, PO Box 3488, Ocean City MD 21843 


Funny Poop 
  • One night a man walks into a bar with a pig.  The bartender says to the man "That's a great looking pig, but why does he have a wooden leg?"  So the man says "Let me tell you about this pig.  He is one special pig.  One night my house was on fire and he dragged me to safety.  Saved my life". 

The bartender says. "Well, that's great.  But why does he have a wooden leg?"  The man says "Let me tell you about this pig.  He is one special pig.  One time I was out sailing and the boat capsized.  This pig swam me to safety.  Saved my life". 

The bartender says "That's really terrific, but why the wooden leg?"  The man says "Let me tell you about this pig.  He is one special pig.  Last week during an earthquake my house collapsed and my pig pulled me out.  Saved my life". 

And finally the bartender says "Wow, that is one special pig.  He saved you from a fire, an earthquake and from drowning.  But why does he have a wooden leg?" 

The man says "When you have a pig this special you can't eat all of it at once". 
  • Father O'Malley has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation.  He has never been married and he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life.  So, he decides to go to the States before it is too late. 

He hops on the plane bound for Nevada.  He arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas.  As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up to him and exclaims "Elvis!  Oh my God!  It's Elvis!  I knew you weren't dead Elvis!  How have you been?"  Father looks at her and says "Get outta me face. C an't you see I'm not Elvis?  I don't look a thing like Elvis!" 

The father moves on to his cab waiting outside.  He hops in his cab and he's a little upset so he tells the cabby "Take me to my hotel and step on it".  The cabby turns and says "Sure thing sir...oh my God!  It's Elvis!  I knew you weren't dead!  I'm your number one fan!  It's so great to see you!"  "Shut up, you imbecile.  I'm not Elvis!  Now turn around and drive!" 

So, the cabby speeds up to the hotel.  Father O'Malley gets his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter.  "Oh my God!  Oh my God!  It's you!" screams the hotel clerk.  "You're back Elvis!  I knew this day would happen.  We saved everything just the way you like it!  Free cheeseburgers, peanut butter and banana fried sandwiches, masseurs, complementary hookers and a full liquor bar!  I'm so glad you're back!"  Father O'Malley looks at the hotel clerk and says "Thank you...thank you very much..." 

Etcetera 
  • Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
  • Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
  • Life is short. Focus on the good. 


Frank 

 Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 
And put that ball across the line 
So fly with talons spread wide 
Go in and strike with Ravens pride 
Fight! Fight! Fight! 
Ravens dark wings take flight 
Dive in and show them your might 
For Baltimore and Maryland 
You will fly on to victory 

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