Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- October 24 - ROAD TRIP: The 2015 Road Trip to Phoenix, Arizona is set. Please make sure that you let me know how many tickets to the game you will need. I should get ticket prices this month and will put a hold on a block of tickets based on the total numbers I have received. We are working on the T-shirt and group social and will have more info on those soon. Gary
- November 17 - Wallops Island Tour: 11/17/15 leaving @ 8:30 am from behind Duffy's. We have 24 people signed up & that makes a sellout. Thanks to everyone for the prompt responses. We will now start a wait list because there will surely be a few cancelations.
The trip is now firmly booked & because of upfront money requirements, payment of $32 pp will be needed at the July 9th meeting. Pay in cash or check payable to Ron Apperson (not RR#44). Can also mail to Ron @ 37899 Swann Dr. Selbyville, De. 19975. Partial refunds are expected to be made if at least 20 people pay. A refund of $5 pp if it stays a sellout. More details @ meeting.
Current Sign Up List: In order of response (look for your name)
* Ron/Betty Apperson * Mike & Marc Grimes
* Rob/Daryl Carpenter * Eric Waterman
* Larry/Marie Gerst * Paul/Karen Schaeffer
* Tony/Donna Chaplinski * Don Stifler
* Ray/Marie Meyers * Addie Yeager
* John/Janet Feuerstein * Joann Elder
* Lew/Sue Welsh * Eric/Rose Leister
Current Wait list:
* Dennis/Joann Faber
* Dick/Kristi Horner
* Gary Miller
- November Thanksgiving Food Drive, Saturday, November 14, 2015, 8 am TO 4PM. As we recover for the down turn in the economy there is a great demand on food pantries for food and personal items. It is estimate that one third of local families participate in food bank programs.
Volunteers from the Roost are asked to distribute fliers and collect nonperishable food and personal care items for adults and children at Harris Teeter, Selbyville and Super Fresh, West Ocean City on the above date. The collected items will be given to the Salem United Methodist Church Pantry and Diakonia.
So sign up to join the Ravens Team to fight HUNGER at September or October Meeting.
- Entertainment Update:
- Boardwalk Bike Ride/Walk - Due to congestion of Labor Day weekend, the Boardwalk Bike Ride/Walk is scheduled for September 12. Meet at the end of boardwalk at 9AM. Some folks go for breakfast on the way back.
- September 19 - Tangier Island Tour. We have 17 members registered to date. If we have 25 members registered, tickets will be discounted from $27 to $22 and we may have a bus. If you haven't registered or you're not sure, email eric_waterman@comcast.net.
- Crab Feast - October 10, Saturday Crab Feast. Location: The Shrimp Boat on 611. $35 per person. You can sign up at the September 10th Roost meeting. Menu: Crabs, Coors Lite, Miller Lite, corn on cob, hush puppies, FF, cole slaw.
- Harrington Bus Trip - Bus Trip to Harrington Casino. Friday, November 6th, 2015. 1st pick up: Montego Bay, OC 8:30 am. 2nd pick up: Rose’s Shopping center, Millsboro, DE 9:00 am. Arrive Harrington 10 am leave Harrington 3pm. Cost: $20.00. $10.00 free slot play and luncheon buffet. Signup sheet at September Meeting or Contact Mary Kendall. Need to supply the following information: Name, Cell Phone #, Harrington Card # or Date of Birth. Pickup preference Montego Bay (MB) or Rose’s (DE). Any questions please contact Mary Kendall. Email: mary.kendall@merck.com. Phone: 302-236-9617.
- Pig Roast postponed until sometime next year.
- Christmas Party December 12 at Cove Restaurant.
Ravens Poop
- The 2015 Regular Season kicks off tomorrow night and for the Ravens on Sunday @ 4:15 as the Ravens travel to Denver to take on Peyton Manning and the Broncos in the march to Super Bowl 50.
Local Poop
- Tonight - Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew Presented by Brown Box Theatre Project, Ocean Pines White Horse Park. For our 5th Annual Free Shakespeare tour, Brown Box will stage Shakespeare's comedy The Taming of the Shrew. Deception and desire abound in Shakespeare's classic comedy when Christopher Sly, a tinker tricked into believing himself a nobleman, is treated to a play wherein an ornery and willful woman is "tamed" and men will stop at nothing to claim their love. Free. Bring Your Own Chair or Blanket.
- Friday - 9/11 Parade of Brothers - Annual Motorcycle Ride and Memorial Service, Ocean City Boardwalk. This annual event is a motorcycle ride and memorial service to commemorate 9/11/2001. Parade Friday, September 11 from 8:30 a.m. until 1:00 p.m. on the Boardwalk from 27th Street to North Division Street.
- Friday - Bearded Men's Society Diakonia Benefit at 28th Street Pit & Pub, 28th Street Pit & Pub. Donations are welcome! We are collecting: Non Perishable Foods, Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Garbage Bags, Ziplock Bags. Beard and Mustache competition with 5 categories, longest, wildest, stylish, fakest, best in show. Live music by DJ Bigler and Phantom Limbs. 20% of the evening sales will be donated to Diakonia.
- Saturday - Bethany Beach Boardwalk Arts Festival, Downtown Bethany. The annual Bethany Beach Boardwalk Arts Festival will take place on Saturday, September 12th in downtown Bethany. The popular one day show will feature jewelry, glass, pottery, watercolor and oil painting, photography, basketry, woodworking, wine tasting and much more!
Activites Throughout The Day:
- Artist Exhibit: 10am - 5pm
- WGMD Live Radio Broadcast: 9am - 12pm
- Farmer's Market (PNC Bank Parking Lot): 10am - 2pm
- Interactive Mural: 10am - 5pm
- Silent Auction: 10am - 2pm
- Wine Tasting: 2pm - 5pm
Fees & Admission: Free admission to the festival. Wine Tasting is $20 per person
- Saturday - Brews on the Beach, Craft Beer Festival, Hooper's Crab House, West Ocean City. Sample some of the best local brews and meet local brew masters! Enjoy live music and great food. Tickets: $25 in advance, $35 at the door, $10 designated driver
- Sunday - Flounder Pounder - Take A Kid Fishing, Bahia Marina. The Bahia Marina Flounder Pounder is a one day fishing tournament for flounder. This tournament is a lot of fun and great for the kids. You may fish from your own boat or rent a skiff, skimmer, or pontoon from the marina if you wish.
Funny Poop
- Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" dad asked mom. After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then mom asked dad "What will you do if I die first?" He replied "Probably the same thing".
- The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
"In... in front of you?" he mumbles, shy. The nurse says: "Don't worry, I've seen the naked human body before. The man said "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body".
"Of course I won't laugh!" said the nurse to the patient "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient!" "Okay then" said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry" she said "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen" he replied.
Etcetera
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- Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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