Roost #44 Poop
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Friday, – Water Conservation Group Meeting @ The Jungle Bar, 9800 Coastal Highway
(oceanfront @ the Plaza). Our friend
Ricky Laricci plays 4-7.
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Saturday – Tony is trying to put a bus trip together to the Orioles game @ Camden Yards. It’s a 4:05 pm start and is the Earl Weaver
statue dedication day. Cost to be
determined but it’s probably going to be around $42 per person. Tony needs at least 40 people to attend to
make it all work. For details call Tony
@ (302) 436-6266
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Sunday, July 15 – Ravens
Roost Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Pavilion in Ocean Pines from
1-6pm. Roost #44 members’ cost will be
$10, guests $15 and includes a chance to win the 50/50 raffle. One guest per person and must be spouse or
significant other. Menu: Premium
burgers, hot dogs, sausage, jerk chicken, assorted salads and snacks, corn on
the cob, watermelon, desserts and assorted beverages. Horseshoes.
Music by Mr. OC. Sign up at the
June meeting or call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 to get on the list.
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TBD – Summer Raft-ups. Gary is no longer allowed to pick the dates
since it always storms when he does.
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Saturday, October 27 – Ravens
Roost #44 Crab Feast. Details soon.
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Saturday, December 15 – Ravens
Roost #44 Christmas Party. Details
soon.
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Saturday, April 13, 2013 – Ravens
Roost #44 Dance. Details soon.
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Roost
Apparel: If you
missed out on the last order of Ravens Roost 44 jerseys and you want one in
time for the season, please see Maggie at the next meeting and get your name on
the list for the next order. Don't need
to pay for them until they are delivered to you, but snooze and you will lose
because this will be the last order before the season begins! Also: Maggie is still taking orders for the
new Raven Roost 44 "character shirts" with the Ox, Turtle and Raven
on the beach on the back of the shirt. They
come in tanks and short sleeve styles. New
colors for the guys and v-necks for the ladies! They are perfect for wearing around town this
summer and sporting your "Ravenesque" spirit! Tanks $12, Short sleeve T's $15. Maggie needs 75 orders to get a run made and
so far have 30 orders, so please put your name on the list so we can get those
shirts too. Finally, there are still
"old style" T's left (Property of Ravens Roost 44) as well as
sweatshirts that have languished in Maggie's garage for too long! Get 'em while they last at the next meeting: Short sleeve T's for $5! Long sleeve T's for $10! Sweatshirts for $20! A variety of sizes and colors (ash grey,
purple and black). How can you say
no??!!"
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ROAD
TRIP 2012-KANSAS CITY, MO – Our road trip this year will be Kansas City,
MO-The Cue (as is barbeque) Capital of the World. The game is on 10/7. Mike finally received the booking contract
signed by the hotel rep. You can now
call in to reserve your rooms. You will
need your credit card to reserve your room. Their hours for reservations are 8:30am to 5
pm. Call or contact Mike for further
details at 410.250.3020 or at montegomike@verizon.net.
Ravens Poop
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Good news notes and nuggets from
Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly
stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison
Hensley’s Blog here to stay
up to date with all of the AFC North news.
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With no more training camp
in Westminster, the Ravens are doing some different things…See the preseason
schedule here.
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Today – Free Movies on the Beach,
117th St. on the beach at the Carousel Resort Hotel. Enjoy a movie on the beach with our 16-foot
projector. Each week a general audience
movie is presented free of charge. Bring
a blanket & enjoy the night beside the ocean. Movie starts around 8:30 p.m.
Summer Movie Schedule:
o June
27: Kung Fu Panda 2
o July
3: The Smurfs
o July
11: Puss in Boots
o July
18: Adventures of Tin Tin
o July
25: the Muppets
o August
1: Soul Surfer
o August
8: Jack & Jill
o August
15: Dolphin Tale
o August
22: Hugo
o August
29: The Zookeeper
For
more information, call 410-524-1000.
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Tomorrow – Arts on the Docks, Ocean
City Fishing Center. Come to the Ocean
City Fishing Center marina to see local artists showcase their works. For more information, call 410-213-1121.
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Tomorrow – At the Freeman Stage at
Bayside – Illstyle & Peace Productions Dance Company, 7:00pm - 9:00pm. Impossible IZZpossible celebrates the art and
movement of hip-hop and includes a funky blend of locking, breaking, popping,
tap and house dancing, vocal percussions, DJing, blending both modern and traditional
dance forms. The work emphasizes
hip-hop’s use of similar steps to those found in ballet, modern and other, more
traditional dance forms, adding an urban style to them to create new steps. Free!
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Friday – Free Movies on the Beach
- On the Beach at 27th St. Enjoy a movie
on the beach with our 16-foot projector. Each week a general audience movie is
presented free of charge. Bring a
blanket & enjoy the night beside the ocean. Movie starts around 8:30 p.m.
Summer Movie Schedule:
o June
29: Dolphin Tale
o July
2: Puss in Boots
o July
6: HOP
o July
9: Yogi Bear
o July
13: Kung Fu Panda 2
o July
16: Happy Feet 2
o July
20: UP
o July
23: Cars 2
o July
27: Tangled
o July
30: The Smurfs
o August
3: Winnie the Pooh
o August
6: Princess and the Frog
o August
10: The Muppets
For
more information, call 1-800-626-2326.
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Friday – At the
Freeman Stage at Bayside – Celtic Fire: Irish Music and Dance with
Riverdance's Michael Londra, 7:00pm - 9:00pm. Michael Londra’s Celtic Fire, starring the
renowned Irish tenor, presents the culture of Ireland, with a focus on Irish
dance. Its electric energy sweeps
audiences away to the Emerald Isle-its culture, music, pubs and heart. World-class Irish dancers take the stage with
brilliant flashes of speed and exuberance. The jigs and reels they perform with precision
are a joy to watch! Celtic Fire features
2008 World Champion Owen Barrington. $10* • Kids are free! *A handling fee will be applied to all ticket
purchases. Due to an expected high
attendance for this event, large items such as coolers, blankets, umbrellas,
and folding tables will not be permitted inside the venue.
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Saturday (morning)
– Hot Peas 'N Butter Kids Band, 10:00am - 12:00pm. Winners of the 2006, 2008 & 2009 “Parents
Choice Awards” and regularly featured on Nickelodeon and Nick Jr., Hot Peas ‘N
Butter is a unique children’s musical group that incorporates elements of
traditional Latin music, Afro-Caribbean rhythms, jazz, folk, and rock. By combining an interactive, invigorating
approach to performance with mature, multicultural music, the band has
developed a distinct way of inspiring care and creativity in kids and adults
alike. Free!
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Sunday – Beach Lights Spectacular,
On the Beach at North Division St. Beach
Lights Spectacular is a new, exciting show featuring lasers, lights and special
effects displayed on a giant 5-story beach ball choreographed to action-packed
music. Beach Lights Spectacular will be
lighting up Ocean City three times a night every Sunday from Memorial Day to
Labor Day! Show times are 9:30pm,
10:00pm and 10:30pm.
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Monday thru Saturday – Free Family
Programs, Ocean City Lifesaving Station Museum. Located at the Ocean City Lifesaving Station
Museum at the south end of the Boardwalk. Every Monday through Saturday from Mid-July
through end of August. Gather outside
the Ocean City Lifesaving Station Museum for fun facts and topics. A different subject is discussed each day. Topics include beach safety, aquarium feeding,
knot tying and all about sharks.
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Monday – Free Movies on the Beach
- 27th St. on the Beach at 27th St. Enjoy
a movie on the beach with our 16-foot projector. Each week a general audience movie is
presented free of charge. Bring a
blanket & enjoy the night beside the ocean. Movie starts around 8:30 p.m.
Summer Movie Schedule:
o July
2: Puss in Boots
o July
6: HOP
o July
9: Yogi Bear
o July
13: Kung Fu Panda 2
o July
16: Happy Feet 2
o July
20: UP
o July
23: Cars 2
o July
27: Tangled
o July
30: The Smurfs
o August
3: Winnie the Pooh
o August
6: Princess and the Frog
o August
10: The Muppets
For
more information, call 1-800-626-2326.
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Tuesday – Family Beach Olympics,
on the Beach at 27th St. Enjoy fun on
the beach! Each Tuesday evening features
a variety of contests for all ages. Events may include sand castle contests,
tug-of-war, relays and more. All activities
are free and are offered from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. For more information, call 1-800-626-2326.
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Tuesday – Beach Fireworks,
On the Beach at North Division St. Beach
Fireworks Display is an amazing fireworks show choreographed to music. This event will take place every Tuesday night
starting May 29, 2012 at 10:30 on the beach at North Division Street in
downtown Ocean City. The shows will run
through the entire summer. There will
be no show on July 3, 2012 since there will be a 4th of July Fireworks Celebration
the next night.
The final fireworks show will be Sunday (not Tuesday), September 2nd and will
be part of the 10:30pm Beach Lights Spectacular Show. This will be the grand finale of the summer.
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Tuesday – Free Movies on the Beach,
117th St. on the beach at the Carousel Resort Hotel. Enjoy a movie on the beach with our 16-foot
projector. Each week a general audience
movie is presented free of charge. Bring
a blanket & enjoy the night beside the ocean. Movie starts around 8:30 p.m.
Summer Movie Schedule:
o July
3: The Smurfs
o July
11: Puss in Boots
o July
18: Adventures of Tin Tin
o July
25: the Muppets
o August
1: Soul Surfer
o August
8: Jack & Jill
o August
15: Dolphin Tale
o August
22: Hugo
o August
29: The Zookeeper
For
more information, call 410-524-1000.
Funny Poop
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A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to
Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought
and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage
of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too; I didn't know we had a choice."
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Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do
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Wow, I just don’t know what to do with this money we won in the
lottery, so why don’t you take it to the mall and see if you can find something
to buy with it.
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Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us.
o
Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it’s one thing I hate it’s skinny women.
o
What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on
romance movies.
o
You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn’t seem to have the brain
power that I find so attractive in a woman.
o
What a break, I won a prize on the radio station…tickets to either
the Super Bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet. I got first choice so pack your bags for New
York, we get to go to the ballet!!!
o
Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn
looks when it’s freshly mowed?
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Shoot, there’s nothing on TV but football games. Let’s go furniture shopping.
o
Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up
in a suit and tie.
o
I’m getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?
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You know, I think I’d really prefer the four-door sedan to that
impractical Corvette.
o
Golly I think we’re lost. Let
me find a gas station to ask for directions.
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My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don’t you use the money my parents gave us
to get something nice for the house?
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If the guys call and want me to go to that new sports club with
them, tell them I’m busy. I really want
to get the living room painted tonight.
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Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who have
never really grown up.
o
If you’re looking for me later, I’ll be over there looking at the
home decorating magazines.
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You know, we really don’t visit your relatives enough.
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Why don’t you relax this weekend? I’ll take care of the cooking and housework.
Etcetera
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Got poop? Let me know! I’m
going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday
I’ll try to include it. Your input is
appreciated.
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Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
