Weekly Poop 10/10/12

Roost #44 Poop

• Dates to Remember:

• Tonight - No Ravens Rap Show, 7pm.  It was last night - see below.  This is the 10th season of Ravens Rap, and through all of the changes over the years, the one constant has been Ravens Roost #44.  Let’s make the 10th season the best ever!

From The Szlas (last week): Just wanted to let you all know that I just heard from Eileen @ The Turtle and I will be doing the next two TV shows. This weeks show is on Weds @ 7 but the following week the show will be on Tuesday the 9th @ 7. This weeks show will feature Bruce Laird, so hope to see everyone there. STEVE SZLASA

From Eileen: Yes, we are having a Ravens Jersey giveaway every show. Except last week, it was missed. So Steve will be giving away an extra one if not this week in the next couple shows.  Reschedule Reminders: (2) Another reschedule because of conflict w/ Comcast is show prior to Oct. 14th, Cowboys game. The show can't be on Wed., Oct. 10th. As it stands now, we made it Tues 10/9.  (3) Then because of Thanksgiving, we'll film on Tuesday, Nov. 20th not Wed, the 21st.  And instead of just 1 set of tickets to a game some distance away, this year we've made a sponsorship deal with JCTickets.net about giving us a few home game sets plus a close trip!!! So we're HAPPY to say we have to giveaway a set to the Raiders game Nov. 11th and a set to the Broncos game, Dec. 16th!! We'll have 1 more set for a home game, as yet to be announced. PLUS Big GAME this year w/ bus trip & couple other perks will be the Game in DC against the Redskins, Dec. 9th!!  Bruce Laird will be doing a few special guest appearances and hope to give you those dates soon. We're happy to say John Corsi, owner of JCTickets.net will be coming to show! It'll be great to have Billy Carder of BJ's back, who told Steve he'd be happy to come for his 1st visit since we went to TV! Others will be announced soon! Specifics on your chances of winning tickets giveaways will be made clear at this week's show.  Thanks, Eileen.

• RAVENS RAP Show 2011 - 2012

Be Part of the Taping in the RAVENS Room of The Blue Ox, 127th St.,

Every Wednesday, starts @ 7pm

1 HOUR television show divided into Four (4) - 15 minute segments

• Show is on Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays

• Schedule on BTV (Beach Television) is as follows:

• Segment A
• 2:30am
• 8:30am
• 2:30pm
• 8:30pm

• Segment B
• 3:30am
• 9:30am
• 3:30pm
• 9:30pm

• Segment C
• 5:30am
• 11:30am
• 5:30pm
• 11:30pm

• Segment D
• 12:30am
• 6:30am
• 12:30pm
• 6:30pm

• Friday, – Water Conservation Group Meeting @ ...
• Saturday, October 27 – Ravens Roost #44 Crab Feast, 1-5 p.m., Crab Bag (upstairs) 13005 Coastal Hwy.  
• Menu: All you can eat crabs, BBQ ribs, wings, corn on the cob, french fries, cole slaw, coors light, miller light on tap, and soda.  
• Cost: $40 per person and this includes tax and gratuity.  
• Contact: Marian Cicero at 410-250-2501 Home, 443-880-0862 Cell or sign up at the September or October meeting.  
• At this time, a member may bring a guest but based on response this event could be opened up for more guests.  The cut off date is October 13th for the sign up and payment.  Checks are to be made payable to RR44.  No refunds can be made after October 13th.
• Tuesday, November 13 - HARRINGTON BUS TRIP is on Tuesday November 13th, 2012. Cost is $20.OO per person which includes $15.00 free play, a lunch buffet, and your bus seat. The 49 passenger bus departs Montego Bay (130th street, Bayside) at 8:30 am with a second stop at the Millsboro’s Roses Store on Route 113. Bus departs Harrington at 3pm. Guests are welcome. To Sign Up, Call Paul and Trish at H# 302-436-9017. You will need to give Paul or Trish either your Harrington Player Card Number or your Birthday Date. Mail a check immediately after you sign up to 36977 Laws Points Rd, Selbyville, DE 19975. Check is made out to Raven Roost #44. You can also sign up and pay at the October meeting. We expect a waiting list. So Sign Up early and spread the word for those folks without a computer.
• Saturday, December 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party.  Details soon.
• Tuesday, January 1 - It is time to form the RR44 Penguin Swim Team once again!  The AGH web site is up and Gary has set up the RR44 team page.  Just go to "join a team" and click on RR44 to get registered.
• Saturday, April 13, 2013 – Ravens Roost #44 Dance.  Details soon.

Ravens Poop

• The Ravens once again struggled to beat a team with a losing record, but prevailed over the Chiefs 9-6.  The Ravens will need to do better as the Dallas Cowboys, coming off their bye week, come to Baltimore Sunday, 1 pm.  The bus leaves Ocean City 7:30 am.
• Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.  It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.  
• HOW ‘BOUT THEM ORIOLES!?!  BEAT THEM YANKEES!!! Looking for an Orioles Blog?  Go to Britt’s Bird Watch for the latest Orioles news!

Local Poop

• Tomorrow - 8th Annual OC Chamber Crab Feast, Phillips Crab House 21st St.  ALL-U Can Eat Hot Steamed Crabs, Snow Crab Legs, Fried Chicken, Corn on The Cob, Steamed Shrimp, Salad, Pot Salad Deserts, Beer, Wine, Soda & Tea.  Purchase Tickets before Sept. 1 to be entered for an Ocean City Fall Getaway Weekend.  5:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m., $30 pp $10 ages 5-10, Ages 4 and Under Free.  For Tickets & Information call 410-213-0144 ext. 104.  www.oceancity.org.
• Friday thru Sunday - Autumn Home & Condo Show, Convention Center, 40th St and the Bay.  This event is designed for homeowners in all stages of remodeling, landscaping and decorating their homes.  Exhibitors will be on hand with merchandise, product demonstrations, and interior and exterior displays. Admission includes the Art and Craft Fair. The Art & Craft Fair will offer a wide assortment of creative and unique gifts and accessories made by artists and quality crafts people from near and far.  Friday, 12 – 6 p.m., Saturday, 10 – 6 p.m. & Sunday 10:30 a.m – 3:30 p.m.
• Friday & Saturday - Free State Corvette Weekend.  Great annual event for Corvette enthusiasts and owners.  Car shows, road rallies, a parade and other related activities raise money for charity.  Staging for the parade begins at 1 pm.  The parade will start at approximately 4 pm.  Staging area and parade route TBA.  www.freestatecorvette.com.
• Friday & Saturday - Mid-Atlantic Barbershop Harmony Convention, Convention Center; 40th St. & Bay.  The Convention is a Male Barbershop Singing Competition of Quartets and Choruses from the entire Mid Atlantic District. The competitors are competing to represent the Mid Atlantic District as the Champion Gold Medal Quartet and the Mid Atlantic District Chorus representatives to the Barbershop Harmony Society International Competition.  Admission $20 for single event; $30 for all events registration.  Friday, 6 p.m. – 10 p.m., Saturday, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. & 6 p.m. – 10 p.m.  www.mad-registrations.org.
• Saturday - Berlin OctoberFest, Historical Downtown Berlin.  Berlin's 1st Annual OctoberFest will feature the Cow Polkas, a well known regional polka band with a little Western twang!  Also performing is the Um Pa Band  "The Wanderers".  Beer garden with German style beers from Burley Oak Brewery.  Pretzels, strudel, bratwurst, sauerkraut and other ethnic German foods.  Free Admission.  Contact Info: Michael Day, 443-735-0957 or Olive Mawyer, 410-641-4775
• Sunday thru next week - Ocean City Restaurant Week, City-Wide.  Sample the culinary delights that Ocean City has to offer. Participating restaurants offer fixed-priced menus with two & three course meals. No tickets or passes required, but reservations are appreciated.  OC Hotel-Motel-Restaurant Assn.  800-626-2326 Ext. 2.  www.oceancityrestaurantweek.com.

Funny Poop

• Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told her friend. "That's amazing!" Mary replied "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda. "Oh we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"

Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again. "So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?" Mary asked. "Things couldn't be better!" Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful! In fact it's better than it's ever been!"

With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist.

After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you" he said. "But doctor" Mary complained "you did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?" "Well okay..." the doctor answered "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios".

Etcetera

• Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.
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• Life is short.  Focus on the good.

Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory